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Author Topic: You ever told a non punter that you punt and regretted it?  (Read 9686 times)

Newbie here

Just had my first UK punt (having recently done the dirty in Amsterdam) 2 days ago and I'm bursting to talk about it .

Strangely enough it was a conversation with a work colleague that led me to it. He was boasting about having had a few window girls in Amsterdam and going to a "massage parlour" over here (allegedly only once). I thought sod that, if he can do it so can I. Don't think I can call myself a punter as I don't plan on making this a hobby... but you never know.

And no I do not plan on telling anyone my exploits, I intend to keep my trap shut until they bring out the torture devices.

Newbie here

Just had my first UK punt (having recently done the dirty in Amsterdam) 2 days ago and I'm bursting to talk about it .

Strangely enough it was a conversation with a work colleague that led me to it. He was boasting about having had a few window girls in Amsterdam and going to a "massage parlour" over here (allegedly only once). I thought sod that, if he can do it so can I. Don't think I can call myself a punter as I don't plan on making this a hobby... but you never know.

And no I do not plan on telling anyone my exploits
, I intend to keep my trap shut until they bring out the torture devices.

Anybody on here wanna lay odds on how long it'll take kefcseries to have found a new hobby?!  ;) :D

Offline Paulie

No and no, but a nod's as good as a wink to a blind man - I read the signs and keep mum, and I'm sure others do the same. :cool:

Never told anyone, and will never tell anyone. I suspect at least one of my friends is a punter, but even if he came out and admitted it to my face, I wouldn't admit to anything. Just no point, for all the reasons mentioned above. That's why this forum is so useful.

Offline potato

You never know whether a "friend" tells you he punts just because he suspects that you do and just wants confirmation so he can then criticise!

Offline LL

Anybody on here wanna lay odds on how long it'll take kefcseries to have found a new hobby?!  ;) :D
That's if he has any money left over after his spends on hifi kit (clue's in his nick).
« Last Edit: September 19, 2013, 08:02:17 PM by LL »

Offline LL

You never know whether a "friend" tells you he punts just because he suspects that you do and just wants confirmation so he can then criticise!
That can be my cover-story if my friend ever outs me to anybody. "I only claimed to punt as I thought you punted and I wanted to find out for sure".

Rochdull lad -  I fear you may be correct. My first punt was incredible and I find myself sitting here resisting the urge to make a second booking.

LL - Good spot on my username!   :thumbsup: (and yes, the coffers are empty)

I wasn't going to post a report as it seems newbies with low post counts are treated with a healthy dose of suspicion.. but I'm doing one anyway.


Sorry to derail the thread, as you were..


I have taken the misguided approach of being really open about it as I found that people are actually fascinated to hear the tales. I even told my cousins. Every one of my male friends pretty much knows and we regularly joke about it. It was a good friend of mine (who seems the sensible type) who first told me about it and got me into it. Mind you, after my last couple of experiences, I'm not going to be in this much longer. And the truth, the sad truth is that I only do it because I'm not capable of pulling in clubs / bars so I build up so much sexual tension it just has to be released. And wanking is boring. Punting is thrilling. A good punt leaves you with a warm glow. A bad punt leaves you with a bitter tale to tell. And all of them are in some way helpful reminders of what it feels like to be with a woman...

Offline iName

I have taken the misguided approach of being really open about it as I found that people are actually fascinated to hear the tales. I even told my cousins. Every one of my male friends pretty much knows and we regularly joke about it. It was a good friend of mine (who seems the sensible type) who first told me about it and got me into it. Mind you, after my last couple of experiences, I'm not going to be in this much longer. And the truth, the sad truth is that I only do it because I'm not capable of pulling in clubs / bars so I build up so much sexual tension it just has to be released. And wanking is boring. Punting is thrilling. A good punt leaves you with a warm glow. A bad punt leaves you with a bitter tale to tell. And all of them are in some way helpful reminders of what it feels like to be with a woman...


Wow this pretty much sums me up perfectly too.

Offline NightKid

I have taken the misguided approach of being really open about it as I found that people are actually fascinated to hear the tales. I even told my cousins. Every one of my male friends pretty much knows and we regularly joke about it. It was a good friend of mine (who seems the sensible type) who first told me about it and got me into it. Mind you, after my last couple of experiences, I'm not going to be in this much longer. And the truth, the sad truth is that I only do it because I'm not capable of pulling in clubs / bars so I build up so much sexual tension it just has to be released. And wanking is boring. Punting is thrilling. A good punt leaves you with a warm glow. A bad punt leaves you with a bitter tale to tell. And all of them are in some way helpful reminders of what it feels like to be with a woman...

While I disagree with your open policy when it comes to your social circle, I have to say it is quite a well written post.  :hi:


Mind you, after my last couple of experiences, I'm not going to be in this much longer. And the truth, the sad truth is that I only do it because I'm not capable of pulling in clubs / bars so I build up so much sexual tension it just has to be released. And wanking is boring. Punting is thrilling. A good punt leaves you with a warm glow. A bad punt leaves you with a bitter tale to tell. And all of them are in some way helpful reminders of what it feels like to be with a woman...

As one whose days of trying to pull in clubs or bars are long behind him, I'm not sure if I follow this, jay.  Are you saying that you've had bad experiences on the last couple of punts?  Who's to say that the next time wouldn't be your best-ever?

My last 2 UK punts were awful... both in Bristol?

I had a good one in Brussels.

I'm starting to realise that all the time I spend thinking about punting I should be improving myself so I can actually attract real women... I've done it in the past but now it's been a year since I split up with my ex girlfriend who was pretty attractive. I have just felt so low ever since that I have somewhat lost my ability to attract women in real life. I'm very concerned about it all.



That was meant to be an '!' not a '?';

Offline dilettante

I don't think that anything you can consciously do will improve your chances with women, otherwise why do they often choose undesirable types like slobs or men who will be violent and abuse them but still they never leave them.  For me, women want babies first and foremost and if you've got suitable qualities for that you shouldn't have any problem, let them come to you - for me, 'single women' have usually been a theoretical concept you read about but I have come to doubt the existence of in real life.  :D

So for example a key thing that potential partners will evaluate is whether or not you've 'got over' your ex ... and yes it takes years sometimes.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2013, 09:08:58 AM by dilletante »

Offline Curious

Two people know and while I don't actively regret it, I wish I hadn't told them.

I think it would have been better never to have said anything because information once given can never be withdrawn and none of us know the future.

Because punting is quite personal and can't easily be discussed elsewhere, and because people here are honest in their anonymity, I think this site is very valuable in filling the gap that would otherwise exist.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2013, 11:05:27 AM by Curious »

Offline Pornblue

I told a work colleague and she blurted it out to everyone when drunk.
It was a massive mistake!  Problem is they all know it now, so it's very hard to lie.

Offline Tailpipe

I told a work colleague and she blurted it out to everyone when drunk.
It was a massive mistake!  Problem is they all know it now, so it's very hard to lie.


You told a she , bad move  :scare:

Offline Pornblue

I think the women at work must think I am a pervert who has sex with women half my age for money.
The men probably think I am a sad pervert who has to pay for sex.

I would advise people to never ever tell someone you are a punter, not even your closest friend.
This could cause me real shit because if I ever get promotion in my job I may need special security vetting.

Offline LL

I would advise people to never ever tell someone you are a punter, not even your closest friend.
This could cause me real shit because if I ever get promotion in my job I may need special security vetting.
This thought crossed my mind as well.  I once considered a job where I would need such security vetting to get it.  It wouldn't be so hard for them to figure out my secret - they only have to track my season ticket usage across London to know that I'm up to something that I've not told them about when interviewed.  Or even check my Internet logs with my ISP.

The one friend I confided in about my punting activities. I felt I could trust him.  Well I still feel like he'll not tell anybody else but he uses it against me sometimes.  So now I wish I'd kept it to myself.  However, at the time when I told him about it I was close to a breakdown and he really helped me get my head straight.  Maybe I should have spoken to a counsellor instead of a friend.


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