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Katie summers review

I've visited Katie three times now. First for a tantric massage and then twice more for an erotic massage. The thing that enticed me to her the first time was that her advert said she is non-judgmental. She knows she's providing a service and my god is she good at it.

Katie is young, beautiful and so professional. I didn't ask her age but she looks about 22 and has a great body, which you see when she strips off. I can't over emphasize how genuinely good-looking she is, she is very fancy-able (I definitely did anyway) but so so dirty. And, oh my god is she experienced.   No idea where she learned her skills but she's an absolute expert.

She wore her hair a certain way the first time I saw her which meant she looked particularly good. The two times after that she wore her hair up and I didn't like that as much. I'm not into women's hairstyles though so I can't tell you what was different.

Katie would look wholesome if you saw her in the street, you'd never know what she did, she has the perfect disguise.  But when she climbs on top of you and rubs your rock hard cock between her young subtle breasts, and she looks you straight in the eye, you realize she's not wholesome at all; she will blow your mind with those eyes.

I've genuinely never had a woman (although she's more a girl) who was able to control me to the extent that she can. My favourite thing is her nails, which are long and wicked sharp. I'm amazed, each time I leave, at how she managed to scratch me so hard without leaving a mark. Im a married man with kids so scratches would not go down well at all.

I can honestly say that I've never had better.

Offline mr small

'I can honestly say that I've never had better.'

Is that because its your first time ?

Who are you comparing her to ?

Member for over two years and your first post reads like an advert

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So what, exactly. did you get for your 70 quid? B2B? HJ? Oral? Kissing? Did she let you touch her, if so where?

Yup; reads far too much like an advert.

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Blatant advert and in now way whatsoever was that a review. Get a grip!

UB

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Is this the M&S Xmas ad thread?




What a pile of pish.....

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Those nails that don’t leave marks!
My kids often inspect my back too!
Wtf!?
This is a late entry but a leading contender for worst review of the year.
Best advert too.
A double award!?

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non-judgemental?

so she doesn't laugh at small cocks, beer bellies or erection problems?
that's why she only does massage..........

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I’ve got a theory where she learned her skills - she’s a whore

And subtle breasts?  :wacko:

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I’ve got a theory where she learned her skills - she’s a whore

 :scare:  but I though the report was of a pure lady!!!!  :scare: like a model or film star or at least a WAG or even a half-bitten civvie.

But a whore? A slag? A prostitute? Someone who gets naked and performs sexual services for filthy lucre??  Someone phone the Sun!

But her price lust says £80 not 70 and that’s just for a tit rub. Or has the price escalated due to the ridiculously OTT (self-written) review?

I have to admit, she isn’t a whore. Just an over-priced, up-herself deluded fucking half-a-whore  :sarcastic:

As for the OP, a miracle in the making that guy. Freshly-laundered, 100% polyester, artificial imitation wool fluffy rug. Is he still here???

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Katie summers review

I've visited Katie three times now. First for a tantric massage and then twice more for an erotic massage. The thing that enticed me to her the first time was that her advert said she is non-judgmental. She knows she's providing a service and my god is she good at it.

Katie is young, beautiful and so professional. I didn't ask her age but she looks about 22 and has a great body, which you see when she strips off. I can't over emphasize how genuinely good-looking she is, she is very fancy-able (I definitely did anyway) but so so dirty. And, oh my god is she experienced.   No idea where she learned her skills but she's an absolute expert.

She wore her hair a certain way the first time I saw her which meant she looked particularly good. The two times after that she wore her hair up and I didn't like that as much. I'm not into women's hairstyles though so I can't tell you what was different.

Katie would look wholesome if you saw her in the street, you'd never know what she did, she has the perfect disguise.  But when she climbs on top of you and rubs your rock hard cock between her young subtle breasts, and she looks you straight in the eye, you realize she's not wholesome at all; she will blow your mind with those eyes.

I've genuinely never had a woman (although she's more a girl) who was able to control me to the extent that she can. My favourite thing is her nails, which are long and wicked sharp. I'm amazed, each time I leave, at how she managed to scratch me so hard without leaving a mark. Im a married man with kids so scratches would not go down well at all.

I can honestly say that I've never had better.

I take it this review/advert "took place" in Glasgow? I've updated title with Glasgow until I hear differently.
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I take it this review/advert "took place" in Glasgow? I've updated title with Glasgow until I hear differently.

Please update to 'The Moon'

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We'll since her heads  apparently up her own arse..
Update to took place up her own arse  :D

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Hello!!!   FFS!!!  Haha.  :D   :dash:

I can't denied that I was asked to write this review because the poor girl had been given negative feedback before.  However, I will also say that it is all completely my experience (and I've had many - see below for details).

So, to be as thorough as possible, and appease the masses, I've replied to the major comments one at a time. I could also have embed the comments into the post but I hope what I've said makes sense (this took me long enough).  Not sure if this will save me, but I hope it will.

mr small

comment 1: Is that because its your first time ? -

My reply: nope, it's not my first time; i've been married 17 years and erotic massages is my release of choice; i've seen countless girls (French, various Eastern Europeans, three brazilians who I thoroughly recomment, two thai girls and many more that I can't remember) over the years and Katie is genuinely up there with the best of them.  Katie is Scottish.  I've only saw one other Scottish girl and she was very stuck up and I only saw her once.  I've seen Katie three times and I've not done that for a long time.

Katie is filthy.  For example, while i was on the table she took my hand and pushed my fingers into her pussy.  I've never had that before (and I've had many).  I've also never been sucked-off or titty-fucked as good as she can. 

comment 2: Who are you comparing her to ?

My reply: I've lost count of the number of girls i've tried.  My favourite overall at the moment is probably Brazilian Maria; she used to be in near Shields road but she's moved to near Trongate.  Maria takes her time, is amazing and I'm a fan of a strap-on, and she is very gentle with it. haha.  However, Katie is much better looking, younger, a bit chunkier, has beautiful tits and a shaved pussy, and as I said, filthy, so amazing.  One negative about Katie is she said it would cost an extra £50 for her to fuck me up the ass and the first time that killed the mood instantly.  I went back though, twice and she did other things that made up for it.

comment 3: Member for over two years and your first post reads like an advert

My reply: true but I've never posted because I've never had anything decent enough to post about, plus, as i said, she asked me to, and I fancy her ffs, who wouldn't post.  haha.  Sorry it sounded like an advert though, I didn't pitch it correctly, and for that I apologise.

Name Not Found - good name btw haha.

comment 1: So what, exactly. did you get for your 70 quid? B2B? HJ? Oral? Kissing? Did she let you touch her, if so where?

My reply: yes, she does let you touch her, and suck her tits and nipples, and as I said, finger fuck her pussy (which was as sexy as fuck).  I generally keep my eyes closed during the massage because it adds to the experience but Katie's eyes are sexy as fuck, so i kept them open longer than I would usually.  The massage includes bsb, a long slow hj, and oral, which for me lasted about 10 seconds because she got me so hot before that. 

Another slight negative is that I really wanted to kiss her, and she didn't say I couldn't, but I think you might have to pay for her as an escort to get that (escort service is something she said she also does but only on certain nights - in the marriot apparently, though I've not seen her as an escort, only as a massuese).

Comment 2: Blatant advert and in now way whatsoever was that a review. Get a grip!  -

My reply: haha.  no comment and as I've said already sorry, it was unintentional.

Glesgaboy

Comment 1: Those nails that don’t leave marks! -

My reply: haha.  so I noticed that her nails are long.  What's wrong with that!??  I liked it and thought it was important.  And she DIDN'T, leave any marks, which I noticed because she seemed to scratch me really deep and I was sure I would have marks, but I didn't. 

Comment 2: My kids often inspect my back too! -

My reply: My comment came across wrong though, so sorry.  My kids don't expect my back, but when you go to bed, I go topless, and I wouldn't want them to see me scratched to fuck, so the fact that she didn't leave marks, and that was a good thing.  The main point is that my wife would freak the fuck out if I was covered in scratches, and I wasn't, that was the point I was trying to make, and failing obviously.  I shouldn't have said anything. apologies.

scutty brown

Comment 1: non-judgemental?

My reply: I said this because I'm married, and I feel guilty, so it was enticing when she said she is non-judgemental.  This means more to me, and probably not a lot to anyone else, so I probably should have kept this fact to myself.  So apologies.

appyjose

Comment 1: I’ve got a theory where she learned her skills - she’s a whore

My reply: yes she may be, but she's hot as fuck and seriously good at it.

Comment 2: And subtle breasts?

My reply: haha.  yes, she's young and has nice tits, what can I say.

Marmalade

Comment 1: But her price lust says £80 not 70 and that’s just for a tit rub. Or has the price escalated due to the ridiculously OTT (self-written) review?

I have to admit, she isn’t a whore. Just an over-priced, up-herself deluded fucking half-a-whore  :sarcastic:

As for the OP, a miracle in the making that guy. Freshly-laundered, 100% polyester, artificial imitation wool fluffy rug. Is he still here???

My reply: haha.  Yup, I'm still here.  Katie's price is 70 if she keeps on her knickers and 80 if she takes them off.  I prefer them to come off.

tazman1002001

Comment 1: I take it this review/advert "took place" in Glasgow? I've updated title with Glasgow until I hear differently.

My reply: Yes, Glasgow, union street specifically.

PHEW!  That was hard work.  End of the day, Katie is hot as fuck.  It's up to you if you see her but she is scottish, young and knows what she's doing, and from my experience, this fact is very rare.
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Well done Red...or should I say Rachel or is it Katie? No I reckon it's Rachel...so it took you a full month to come up with this shite.... trying to write like a guy but failing miserably...who was your tutor? Taz by any chance?....Epic Fail. :dancegirl:

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Well done Red...or should I say Rachel or is it Katie? No I reckon it's Rachel...so it took you a full month to come up with this shite.... trying to write like a guy but failing miserably...who was your tutor? Taz by any chance?....Epic Fail. :dancegirl:

Get a life ....  :thumbsup:
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Hello!!!   FFS!!!  Haha.  :D   :dash:

I can't denied that I was asked to write this review because the poor girl had been given negative feedback before.  However, I will also say that it is all completely my experience (and I've had many - see below for details).

So, to be as thorough as possible, and appease the masses, I've replied to the major comments one at a time. I could also have embed the comments into the post but I hope what I've said makes sense (this took me long enough).  Not sure if this will save me, but I hope it will.

mr small

comment 1: Is that because its your first time ? -

My reply: nope, it's not my first time; i've been married 17 years and erotic massages is my release of choice; i've seen countless girls (French, various Eastern Europeans, three brazilians who I thoroughly recomment, two thai girls and many more that I can't remember) over the years and Katie is genuinely up there with the best of them.  Katie is Scottish.  I've only saw one other Scottish girl and she was very stuck up and I only saw her once.  I've seen Katie three times and I've not done that for a long time.

Katie is filthy.  For example, while i was on the table she took my hand and pushed my fingers into her pussy.  I've never had that before (and I've had many).  I've also never been sucked-off or titty-fucked as good as she can. 

comment 2: Who are you comparing her to ?

My reply: I've lost count of the number of girls i've tried.  My favourite overall at the moment is probably Brazilian Maria; she used to be in near Shields road but she's moved to near Trongate.  Maria takes her time, is amazing and I'm a fan of a strap-on, and she is very gentle with it. haha.  However, Katie is much better looking, younger, a bit chunkier, has beautiful tits and a shaved pussy, and as I said, filthy, so amazing.  One negative about Katie is she said it would cost an extra £50 for her to fuck me up the ass and the first time that killed the mood instantly.  I went back though, twice and she did other things that made up for it.

comment 3: Member for over two years and your first post reads like an advert

My reply: true but I've never posted because I've never had anything decent enough to post about, plus, as i said, she asked me to, and I fancy her ffs, who wouldn't post.  haha.  Sorry it sounded like an advert though, I didn't pitch it correctly, and for that I apologise.

Name Not Found - good name btw haha.

comment 1: So what, exactly. did you get for your 70 quid? B2B? HJ? Oral? Kissing? Did she let you touch her, if so where?

My reply: yes, she does let you touch her, and suck her tits and nipples, and as I said, finger fuck her pussy (which was as sexy as fuck).  I generally keep my eyes closed during the massage because it adds to the experience but Katie's eyes are sexy as fuck, so i kept them open longer than I would usually.  The massage includes bsb, a long slow hj, and oral, which for me lasted about 10 seconds because she got me so hot before that. 

Another slight negative is that I really wanted to kiss her, and she didn't say I couldn't, but I think you might have to pay for her as an escort to get that (escort service is something she said she also does but only on certain nights - in the marriot apparently, though I've not seen her as an escort, only as a massuese).

Comment 2: Blatant advert and in now way whatsoever was that a review. Get a grip!  -

My reply: haha.  no comment and as I've said already sorry, it was unintentional.

Glesgaboy

Comment 1: Those nails that don’t leave marks! -

My reply: haha.  so I noticed that her nails are long.  What's wrong with that!??  I liked it and thought it was important.  And she DIDN'T, leave any marks, which I noticed because she seemed to scratch me really deep and I was sure I would have marks, but I didn't. 

Comment 2: My kids often inspect my back too! -

My reply: My comment came across wrong though, so sorry.  My kids don't expect my back, but when you go to bed, I go topless, and I wouldn't want them to see me scratched to fuck, so the fact that she didn't leave marks, and that was a good thing.  The main point is that my wife would freak the fuck out if I was covered in scratches, and I wasn't, that was the point I was trying to make, and failing obviously.  I shouldn't have said anything. apologies.

scutty brown

Comment 1: non-judgemental?

My reply: I said this because I'm married, and I feel guilty, so it was enticing when she said she is non-judgemental.  This means more to me, and probably not a lot to anyone else, so I probably should have kept this fact to myself.  So apologies.

appyjose

Comment 1: I’ve got a theory where she learned her skills - she’s a whore

My reply: yes she may be, but she's hot as fuck and seriously good at it.

Comment 2: And subtle breasts?

My reply: haha.  yes, she's young and has nice tits, what can I say.

Marmalade

Comment 1: But her price lust says £80 not 70 and that’s just for a tit rub. Or has the price escalated due to the ridiculously OTT (self-written) review?

I have to admit, she isn’t a whore. Just an over-priced, up-herself deluded fucking half-a-whore  :sarcastic:

As for the OP, a miracle in the making that guy. Freshly-laundered, 100% polyester, artificial imitation wool fluffy rug. Is he still here???

My reply: haha.  Yup, I'm still here.  Katie's price is 70 if she keeps on her knickers and 80 if she takes them off.  I prefer them to come off.

tazman1002001

Comment 1: I take it this review/advert "took place" in Glasgow? I've updated title with Glasgow until I hear differently.

My reply: Yes, Glasgow, union street specifically.

PHEW!  That was hard work.  End of the day, Katie is hot as fuck.  It's up to you if you see her but she is scottish, young and knows what she's doing, and from my experience, this fact is very rare.

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and its no longer a review.........
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Get a life ....  :thumbsup:

I've got a life Taz, and a brain too.... just like the vast majority of UKP punter's...and you know what... we've sussed you out....got your number... I really don't need to say anymore. :thumbsdown: