I couldn’t be arsed to trawl through the postmortem of the comments. Once again they got all bitchy.
What I like about MOTC reviews is the scene setting followed by the utter filth, and then the sentiment at the end with a recommendation for a classic tune.
The filth is hedonistic and boundary pushing. MOTC goes to places with the filth that many others daren't go to. My suggestion is that those who moan about not describing the girl should go and see them and go through the eye opening experience that MOTC goes through. It will open you up to a whole new level of pleasure i’m sure.