Sassy chic 44 (aka Kelly) of Leicestershire seen in Nottingham city.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Sassy chic 44 of Leicestershire,
But her profile says 45 and looks younger.

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I did a reverse booking a while before my visit to Nottingham and had loads of bids but chose Kelly’s as I liked her turn of phrase and she agreed my suggestions – nudge nudge wink wink. I was in a hotel in central Nottingham overnight. Confirmation texts sent, then on arrival I sent her my room number and I had hardly got my coat off when she was there. I actually like the mystery and surprise of no photo. I was just sure I would like her.

Paid her £130 for the hour, gave her a bar of Divine 85% chocolate which surprised her and she appreciated it – that was the point! Clothes off, lights lowered, heating on, and onto the double bed – under the duvet at first while the room warmed up. She did have nice underwear, plain, simple, and showed off her fine figure, then off with it Slim but not skinny, curved but not overweight one bit. Her occupation is fitness trainer but not overly muscled, definitely feminine, lovely figure younger than her years, very sensitive nipples – from jogging she said. Lovely big breasts not whoppers, but just right in proportion - same for her haunches and bottom.

So Mister Happy liked the sensations, she hardly took her hand off him and the other one was stroking me in different places which I did to her and also licked her nipples. Snog snog snog. I needed time to breathe, relax, be close and hold her and be held. Soon I was relaxing and needed to eat, what better than Kelly, down below. I ate her for ages, sucked and licked and worked at it until she obviously came. Then she ate me and I avoided coming, then 69 with me underneath. It was much longer ‘foreplay’ than usual and I was both relaxed and ready when I mounted her. Long slow deep mish to a wonderful climax. All in all it was both exciting and relaxing.

She rushed off briefly for a quick wash, I wiped, we cuddled, chatted until she left. I am sorry that a return visit is not likely as I travel less than I used to.

It was a red letter day for me.

[Iloveoral]

thanks for the review matey, sounds like a positive time to me, was there pics on her profile before now as they seem to be gone now

[Horizontal pleasures]

thanks for the review matey, sounds like a positive time to me, was there pics on her profile before now as they seem to be gone now

"I actually like the mystery and surprise of no photo." This is what I wrote in my report.

[HailWood]

Nice review HP. I do have to say that I like your style of punting and reviewing - maybe apart from the'nudge nudge wink wink' bit if that means what I think It does.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Nice review HP. I do have to say that I like your style of punting and reviewing - maybe apart from the'nudge nudge wink wink' bit if that means what I think It does.

thank you.

[Buttons]

thank you.

Just wondering HP, and knowing your tastes, is she a no condom SP? I can’t see bareback or unprotected listed on her profile. Not judging, but prefer to know and avoid where possible. Other than that she sounds great.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just wondering HP, and knowing your tastes, is she a no condom SP? I can’t see bareback or unprotected listed on her profile. Not judging, but prefer to know and avoid where possible. Other than that she sounds great.


she agreed my suggestions – nudge nudge wink wink. but she wanted to earn an extra £30 and told me when we met she had not indulged a punter before with a nudge nudge nudge wink wink request.

[Lincs.man1]

Thanks HP - Is she blonde, Brunette, attractive. Anyone she looks like etc?

I'm afraid i like to have an idea of looks prior to a meet

[Horizontal pleasures]

Thanks HP - Is she blonde, Brunette, attractive. Anyone she looks like etc?

I'm afraid i like to have an idea of looks prior to a meet

attractive
dark hair
looks like a lady!
ask her?

[Lincs.man1]

attractive
dark hair
looks like a lady!
ask her?

Thank you - I will do just that!

[RogerBoner]

I'm afraid i like to have an idea of looks prior to a meet

I think it's part of the risk taking mindset. I respect your honesty 

[Lincs.man1]

I think it's part of the risk taking mindset. I respect your honesty 

Ive had some message exchange and will think about my next move...!

[RogerBoner]

I think it's part of the risk taking mindset. I respect your honesty 

To clarify I meant that a risk taking punter would go on a punt without any verified images and would also take other risks. I've been on several this month with obviously fake profiles just for that self-loathingish thrill.

[Iloveoral]

To clarify I meant that a risk taking punter would go on a punt without any verified images and would also take other risks. I've been on several this month with obviously fake profiles just for that self-loathingish thrill.

You can do the mystery punt weekly at nether st 

[surfman]

Its a shame she only does outcalls.

Any suggestions for cheap hotels or anywhere to try and meet this lady. Cheap and cheerful to keep the price down.

[edj]

i have spoken to the girl in question. she do not do bareback. this is what she said. i'v just googled it ukpunter and can honestly say im so upset with it. iv just txt him he's away with the fairies. i an so mad def use condom for sex think more of myself than that babe. someone is 
telling lies,

[CoolTiger]

i have spoken to the girl in question. she do not do bareback. this is what she said. i'v just googled it ukpunter and can honestly say im so upset with it. iv just txt him he's away with the fairies. i an so mad def use condom for sex think more of myself than that babe. someone is 
telling lies,

She's talking utter bollocks. That will be her line now.

 I'm more inclined to believe the OP, HP. He is well-known member on UKP. Everyone on the forum knows what his taste in women is and he makes no secret of the fact that he actively seeks BB and openly posts about it, including in his reviews.

[Lincs.man1]

i have spoken to the girl in question. she do not do bareback. this is what she said. i'v just googled it ukpunter and can honestly say im so upset with it. iv just txt him he's away with the fairies. i an so mad def use condom for sex think more of myself than that babe. someone is 
telling lies,

Why are you quoting posts from UKP ...? 

[edj]

i we thinking of see her till i shall she we doing bareback.

[Horizontal pleasures]

OK so for once I nudged nudged winked winked one too far. This is one clean lady, a fitness trainer about whom I boasted with fake news. I do not conquer all the ladies although I try. £130 is her normal fee I believe. Sorry to let down the side.

On the other hand I get the impression that someone from UKP is discussing private reviews with the ladies. Please desist.

[edj]

i simply asked if she do bareback. she asked were i heard that from. if it not true do say it, it can put people of see her

[cueball]

OK so for once I nudged nudged winked winked one too far.

 I boasted with fake news.

Sorry to let down the side.

Oh bloody hell hp, what a let down you turned out to be.

I don't give two hoots about your bb antics, your nudge nudge wink winks or your chosen prossies.

 it's up to you and your choice... but....

Lieing from a long standing member like you is shit and disappointing.

You've no need to neither 

What your motives are, I've no idea but it makes no sense to me.

One proven lie makes ten fold suspicions

I thought better of you 

[Kev40ish]

OK so for once I nudged nudged winked winked one too far. This is one clean lady, a fitness trainer about whom I boasted with fake news. I do not conquer all the ladies although I try. £130 is her normal fee I believe. Sorry to let down the side.

On the other hand I get the impression that someone from UKP is discussing private reviews with the ladies. Please desist.

Fake news or asked to change your story?

[cueball]

i simply asked if she do bareback. she asked were i heard that from. if it not true do say it, it can put people of see her

I can't make sense of your posts, next time, put your post into Google translate, copy and paste the results onto here.

[HailWood]

I can't make sense of your posts, next time, put your post into Google translate, copy and paste the results onto here.

Try reading it as pidgin English, Cueball. It becomes clear.

[cueball]

Try reading it as pidgin English, Cueball. It becomes clear.

Nope  but if you read it back to front, it kind of works 

[RogerBoner]

I respect your honesty 

It's a shame that she pressurised you in order to protect her reputation.
Nobody will  believe your retraction.

[RogerBoner]

You can do the mystery punt weekly at nether st 

It's my first ever week in the past 12 months that I haven't had a punt. Have you got any updates to share?

[HailWood]

Nope  but if you read it back to front, it kind of works 

Tried that. Like Yoda sound,  I do

[edj]

she did not start this i did. how is she pressuring him

[RogerBoner]

she did not start this i did. how is she pressuring him

"iv just txt him he's away with the fairies."
Surely this means that she has complained to him, or perhaps I've misunderstood.
The best thing would be for Horizontal pleasures to explain his change of mind

[edj]

i will be see her soon. i will give a honest review.

[cueball]

i will be see her soon. i will give a honest review.

Posts than your hope I your reads review better

 

[edj]

cueball fuke off you prick

[cueball]

cueball, fuck off, you prick!

Get the we'll there end in 

[Lincs.man1]

Posts than your hope I your reads review better

 

  funny man!

[Kev40ish]

cueball fuke off you prick

That’s not nice.

I don’t believe HP is lying, but your obviously involved in this somehow!!!
Helping to protect the SPs tattered reputation most probably

[RogerBoner]

she agreed my suggestions – nudge nudge wink wink. but she wanted to earn an extra £30 and told me when we met she had not indulged a punter before with a nudge nudge nudge wink wink request.

[splodger69]

+1

Oh bloody hell hp, what a let down you turned out to be.

I don't give two hoots about your bb antics, your nudge nudge wink winks or your chosen prossies.

 it's up to you and your choice... but....

Lieing from a long standing member like you is shit and disappointing.

You've no need to neither 

What your motives are, I've no idea but it makes no sense to me.

One proven lie makes ten fold suspicions

I thought better of you 

[Old Spice]

Thinking of booking this young lady.
Has anyone else seen her in the last twelve months ?
I would appreciate any feedback at all.