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Author Topic: What's wrong with English prossies?  (Read 12926 times)

Offline Tailpipe

Is it another one off your christmas list  :thumbsup:



skittish its new one that jumped off the AW page email has been sent.  :drinks:

Offline vt

I don't know, some of my best punts were English - Kitty and Juliet of HoD, Emma of the Cottage, Daisy of Soho, Tabby of Giggles, etc, etc. That said there do seem to be less and less around these days, at least in London and within my price range...

Kitty is sorely missed...but I notice Juliet is back on the HoD books...

http://houseofdivine.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=566

And much as it pains me to recommend girls who work for the Divines, Amy & Scarlet both offer great service and fall within £10 of the OP's criteria. There is the 45 min option at £100 which is often enough for my relaxed one-pop strategy. There's also Adele, Honey, Faye and Carmella who are probably all over 30 and although I haven't met them personally, are well-reported.


Another excellent girl is Missy, her only fault was timing, but excellent in all other respects....sadly cranked up her prices to £150 when she went indie...

https://www.adultwork.com/2089615 or https://www.adultwork.com/missybanks
« Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 11:17:25 AM by vt »


8 review(s) found for MissyBanks linked to in above post (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Kitty

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Kitty is sorely missed...


Another excellent girl is Missy, her only fault was timing, but excellent in all other respects....sadly cranked up her prices to £150 when she went indie...

https://www.adultwork.com/2089615 or https://www.adultwork.com/missybanks

Why thanking you. Still lurking around these places but the chances of me being back in cold, grey England are incredibly unlikely. I've never met Missy but she duos with my old partner and thus must be a bit of alreet :)

With regards to the OP.... Good, young, hot English girls in this business, especially those who can at the very least string together a coherent sentence together are and have always been a rarity have they not? If these kinda girls are in such a minority then durrr, of course they can charge a premium for their services. It's unfortunate but if that's the type of girl you go for it would be silly for you to expect them to charge the same as other, more common* types of hoezzz.



*and I don't mean common as in chavvy :P
« Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 04:25:54 PM by Kitty »


8 review(s) found for MissyBanks linked to in above post (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Tailpipe

Why thanking you. Still lurking around these places but the chances of me being back in cold, grey England are incredibly unlikely. I've never met Missy but she duos with my old partner and thus must be a bit of alreet :)

With regards to the OP.... Good, young, hot English girls in this business, especially those who can at the very least string together a coherent sentence together are and have always been a rarity have they not? If these kinda girls are in such a minority then durrr, of course they can charge a premium for their services. It's unfortunate but if that's the type of girl you go for it would be silly for you to expect them to charge the same as other, more common* types of hoezzz.



*and I don't mean common as in chavvy :P


I would say you are 100% correct which why most of us punt EE , but good point well made.  :hi:

I could name at least 10 good English escorts who are VERY good at their job, attractive and have a good attitude during a service and are very reasonably priced. Maybe it's just the areas you live in that make you think this, but i think its a very bad view to have. English girls work just as hard and look just as stunning as EE girls . I find it very wrong that you can label English WGs this way, but everyone to their own opinion. But hey, who am I to speak; I'm the fat, uneducated, lazy prossie in the corner ;)

- Brooke xo

Offline vt

Why thanking you. Still lurking around these places but the chances of me being back in cold, grey England are incredibly unlikely. I've never met Missy but she duos with my old partner and thus must be a bit of alreet :)

Hey Kitty...great to hear from you...you'll have to do a Summer tour of Old Blighty for old times' sake...you know when it get really hot, muggy and unbearable in your SE Asia paradise abode...you, Missy & Kaprice together in party mode would be a sight to behold!!  ;)

Offline skittish

I could name at least 10 good English escorts who are VERY good at their job, attractive and have a good attitude during a service and are very reasonably priced.

Go on then, what's stopping you?

Offline Tailpipe

I could name at least 10 good English escorts who are VERY good at their job, attractive and have a good attitude during a service and are very reasonably priced. Maybe it's just the areas you live in that make you think this, but i think its a very bad view to have. English girls work just as hard and look just as stunning as EE girls . I find it very wrong that you can label English WGs this way, but everyone to their own opinion. But hey, who am I to speak; I'm the fat, uneducated, lazy prossie in the corner ;)

- Brooke xo

Finding such english girls is the holy grail for many if you can post 5 links to AW of 20 to 24 size 6 to 8 and over 5ft 5 I will be impressed , no coke heads or tramps stamps allowed.
Most of us would like to punt English girls but they eat to much and are often gobby  :scare:

Offline skittish

Finding such english girls is the holy grail for many if you can post 5 links to AW of 20 to 24 size 6 to 8 and over 5ft 5 I will be impressed , no coke heads or tramps stamps allowed.
Most of us would like to punt English girls but they eat to much and are often gobby  :scare:

She doesn't need to she'll just post one link to the ten girls in her group/parlour that she's about to tout.
I've looked there might be one that's worth the risk but none of them want to show their faces.

Offline Ali Katt

I could name at least 10 good English escorts who are VERY good at their job, attractive and have a good attitude during a service and are very reasonably priced. Maybe it's just the areas you live in that make you think this, but i think its a very bad view to have. English girls work just as hard and look just as stunning as EE girls . I find it very wrong that you can label English WGs this way, but everyone to their own opinion. But hey, who am I to speak; I'm the fat, uneducated, lazy prossie in the corner ;)

- Brooke xo
I doubt I could find 10 attractive British (not English) that are reasonably priced in Yorkshire. By reasonably priced I mean £70 or less per half hour; even then if they live in shit areas or are miles from me I won't bother. I have met a handful of stunning, intelligent and friendly British escorts that know how to fuck, but they are in the minority. The new EEs in my area are usually the most attractive, the British ones are usually fat, old and as thick as the proverbial but that could be subjective.

Offline skittish

I doubt I could find 10 attractive British (not English) that are reasonably priced in Yorkshire. By reasonably priced I mean £70 or less per half hour; even then if they live in shit areas or are miles from me I won't bother. I have met a handful of stunning, intelligent and friendly British escorts that know how to fuck, but they are in the minority. The new EEs in my area are usually the most attractive, the British ones are usually fat, old and as thick as the proverbial but that could be subjective.

Our very own Brooklyn is only £60 for 30mins Ali, I can't vouch for the other qualities you seek though.  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

Our very own Brooklyn is only £60 for 30mins Ali, I can't vouch for the other qualities you seek though.  :hi:
Dress size 12 and thigh tatts = even if I was in Northampton it would be a no-go  :hi:

Offline joshwinkers

With regards to the OP.... Good, young, hot English girls in this business, especially those who can at the very least string together a coherent sentence together are and have always been a rarity have they not?

I don't know, in the early 2000s there seemed to be a lot more about - Giggles Girls and Leahs in Ilford / Goodmayes had a good few, and The Cottage and Les Girls in Soho had loads - Emma, Melanie, Chelsea, Jamie, Carla, Sam, etc, etc. Though I suppose the big difference between then and now is that with Adultwork existing (and being very popular) it's a lot easier to go independent and charge higher rates...

Online DRJ

I think there is a few good British women although they probably come around £150+ (at least in London)

Offline Tailpipe

Go on then, what's stopping you?


I see we never got her list then , so we must have been correct as always  :D :D :D :D

Offline Melb

I don't go to parlours so HOD is no good. And it's not in the south-east, not close enough to me anyway.

There used to be lots of British girls for a reasonable price, only 10 years ago. If they're such a rarity and there are too many prossies and not enough work for them (see saafe) then why don't they reduce their prices. Duh yourself.

But, kitty, I expect you're really busy and charge lots and pay your taxes...
Thank you but I don't need a thick prossie telling me what the punting situation is.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2013, 12:02:42 AM by Melb »

Offline Kitty

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There used to be lots of British girls for a reasonable price, only 10 years ago. If they're such a rarity and there are too many prossies and not enough work for them (see saafe) then why don't they reduce their prices. Duh yourself.

But, kitty, I expect you're really busy and charge lots and pay your taxes...
Thank you but I don't need a thick prossie telling me what the punting situation is.

But if there's enough work for girls who fulfil your other requirements, price aside, why would they need to lower their prices?

I haven't lived in England much over the last few years so regarding your enquiries into my earnings/ busyness/ tax situation are slightly redundant. But thank you for asking anyway :)

P.s. If you don't want a "thick prossie" telling you about the punting situation mayhap you shouldn't ask such thick questions?
« Last Edit: September 13, 2013, 02:47:37 PM by Kitty »

Offline Tailpipe

But if there's enough work for girls who fulfil your other requirements, price aside, why would they need to lower their prices?

I haven't lived in England much over the last few years so regarding your enquiries into my earnings/ busyness/ tax situation are slightly redundant. But thank you for asking anyway :)

P.s. If you don't want a "thick prossie" telling you about the punting situation mayhap you shouldn't ask such thick questions?

Melb much as we enjoy his posts as he is articulate , he can be a bit grumpy and often a late night poster , possable that he self harms on wine this is unconfirmed.

Without disrepect to are Member WGs , we are more use to   "thick prossie" 


Offline joshwinkers

Having been fortunate enough to spend time with Kitty back when she was at HoD, I can confirm that she's extremely bright and intelligent - sorry MelB, but you owe her an apology there!

Btw, Kitty, are you ever intending on working in this country again on a regular basis? Not that I'd blame you if the idea horrifies! ;)

Offline vt

Having been fortunate enough to spend time with Kitty back when she was at HoD, I can confirm that she's extremely bright and intelligent - sorry MelB, but you owe her an apology there!

Btw, Kitty, are you ever intending on working in this country again on a regular basis? Not that I'd blame you if the idea horrifies! ;)

Melb is definitely underestimating Kitty...she's one smart cookie!

Another vote for one last hurrah, please Kitty!  :)

Offline Melb

But if there's enough work for girls who fulfil your other requirements, price aside, why would they need to lower their prices?

I haven't lived in England much over the last few years so regarding your enquiries into my earnings/ busyness/ tax situation are slightly redundant. But thank you for asking anyway :)

P.s. If you don't want a "thick prossie" telling you about the punting situation mayhap you shouldn't ask such thick questions?
There is evidence to the contrary, as I've said.

I don't recall asking for replies from dough-brained fanny peddlers to reply. I though I was asking a punter forum. Perhaps they areote qualified to know about prossies generally than one single dodo.

As for an apology? Kiss my arse.

Offline Melb

Melb much as we enjoy his posts as he is articulate , he can be a bit grumpy and often a late night poster , possable that he self harms on wine this is unconfirmed.
That's a nasty slur from someone I exposed as a bigot and I'm disappointed that you've repeated it.

In my area, the south east, it's very difficult to find an English prossie that meets my requirements.
18-30
Up to £120 ph
Gfe
No "attitude"
Easy to book.

Is that too demanding?
When I do a search, the English/British get eliminated because:
 No phone number displayed
 Too expensive
 Stupid photos, just showing arse / feet e.g.
 Bad attitude on profile, blog or phone
 Old, fat or both.

I could post numerous examples of these. What are they playing at?
Or is it me? Am I too mean, too picky or just stupid?

Dude, it's not just prossies. Try finding a cleaner, a nanny....anyone.

Where I live, it's 99 per cent white British, and good cleaners, nannies, painters, handymen etc are like gold dust. The good ones aren't Brits, that's for sure. And the bars and restaurants you go in that are staffed by Brits, the service is shite.

Our nation once went out and conquered and ran half the civilised world. How the fuck did things go so badly wrong since?

Offline Tailpipe

That's a nasty slur from someone I exposed as a bigot and I'm disappointed that you've repeated it.


Pot and kettle spring to mind

"One who is narrrowly or intolerantly devoted to his or her opinions and prejudices. This word is a general term that applies to everyone" bigot

Slur was not intended . :hi:

Offline Paulie

Nothing wrong with English prossies IMHO.


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