External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only I encountered Elise a couple of months ago through UKE where we chatted a fair bit before she announced she was visiting London. I am now aware of issues raised here, but I had a good time meeting her so here is my review, which happened during the tour and was £250 for 2 hours.
Comms:Through UKE and final text/call on the day. I pestered her a bit when I knew she was planning for London and eventually agreed a date and time. Good comms, flirty and fun. She asked what I wanted her to wear but I only gave vague instructions and she met them. I also gave her an idea of what I wanted to do when we met.
Location:Nice hotel in West London. Easy to navigate with her directions to an upmarket room with good shower facilities. Small, but fine.
The girl:I found her to be like the pictures she used to have up; she has a welcoming smile and had minimal makeup on. I had no issues with her body though she does have a lot of stretch marks and a little mummy tummy, but has not hidden that on her profile and doesn't detract from her slim, petite figure. Small boobs and lovely bum (which is my thing so counts for a lot in whether I find her physically attractive).
She has hair extensions which don't feel as good as real hair and were giving her trouble so she took some out mid booking. This broke the illusion a little bit, as did mentions of her kids and her ex.
Services:She was running a little late on the day (had been sight seeing, which I have no reason not to believe) so I was a couple of minutes late getting let in and was met with her cleaning her teeth from her "poorly chosen spicy food", or maybe just freshening up from a fag. Not ideal on either count but at least she was minty fresh and after I had had a shower was good to snog. Lots of enthusiastic kissing, getting naked, good deep OWO and RO, which was all clean. She's quite demanding and although I was asked what I wanted she understood that I don't mind being led and told me to fuck her in her favourite face down ass up position. A few other positions before unloading in her mouth which she made a point of savouring. She loves being fingered hard and strokes and sucks rather well.
We had two hours so a bit of down time between rounds. This was a bit awkward. She's not as GFE as I'd like, there was less cuddling than I'm used to and the conversation was stunted with too much chat about her kids. She seemed reasonably open about some aspects of her real life and I did wonder how much I could find out of I probed, but I have no interest in that. Round two started a bit like "shall we do this then" though was then equally as demanding and I do enjoy remembering watching her frantically fingering herself and stroking me. Also more oral and some good shagging. No second pop but a spirited effort from her anyway.
I had another shower and left just after my two hours happy with a pretty intense session which turned into a few sore muscles the day after. It's not the best punt I have ever had; the lack of the intimacy of GFE let it down a bit. I would however go back, perhaps just for an hour as I liked the demanding thing and could have a good time doing that again. I think that her ideal booking is just being fucked.
The elephant in the room:OK, so we did talk about forums, but I have done so in the same general terms with other SPs and didn't think much of it. She asked me if I'd requested a specific outfit as she hadn't checked (tsk) and told me about when for someone (who she usernamed) she got it all wrong. She took the piss out of me for some stuff I do on UKE and mentioned two other usernames who we both interract with, but no gossip and it did feel like it was a way to fill the silence as she's not brilliant at it. Neither am I, but then I'm not being paid. I have thought about the booking after and can't say I personally had any issues with the way she acted in it. I do now have concerns however, and think it's a shame she chose to flounce off UKE rather than take criticism on the chin and try to demonstrate that she learned from it.