Author Topic: Tina at White Cottage...the worst ever!  (Read 1420 times)


16 review(s) for Sexy Thai Blackpool (9 positive, 4 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline Georgedaviesok

Yeh like a mug I returned.

Tina is mid twenties and very muscular, I suspect she could be a post op TS, manly face, small Tits and big pussy lips.

The whole service was performed in silence was very clinical and she plainly does not want to be here. No massage or foreplay, grabbed my limp very unexcited cock and tried to roll a Johnny on it.  It wasn't happening and I knew this was going to be shitte. It took me at least 5 minutes to get a semi on and in that time she tried to move onto sex three times but keep sucking at my request. I was going to walk, I should have. When my prick resembled something that could be used to enter her she got into doggy position but was dry as ghandis flip flop. She lubed up but this was crap, no noise, nothing. Carried on for two minutes if that before I asked her to get on her back. This was worse, she had her hands in front of her to push me off so just couldn't enter deep. Just about managed a minute of this before I pulled out. Told her that she wasn't enjoying this but she said it was ok. It wasn't, it was really unpleasant. Trying to salvage something i said could I wank over her boobs. She agreed but lay back with one hand over her face and one a cross her Tits. Assured her I wouldn't come on her face ( I doubted I was going to spunk full stop) so she removed her hand and I asked her to play with herself.  She really got into this and got very wet and was pushing two or three fingers into her fanny and her breathing got deep and she was moaning away. I came after about 5 minutes on her belly and she was disgusted. I passed her the wipes to which she grabbed leaving me with spunky fingers. I too felt disgusted, disgusted with myself that I pay for such awful experiences .No words exchanged whilst getting dressed. Silence.

This is the last time I will visit White Cottage and this time I mean it, save your money and have a wank. This was the second from worst punt I've had here and I've had a few. Dreadful.

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OK, I've indexed it to that AW profile. I know the girl will change, but its the best option we have

Offline Laid_back_bloke

Used to go White Cottage virtually once week when Sada was there. I given up on the place. However I was nearly tempted back to this week after your review on Nov 5th, but im guessing you may of just stuck lucky on that one.


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they're staffing number 10 just as badly.....

a few weeks back I went to no10 and the only girl on duty was a 40 year old thai matronly first timer......first day, first punt. I tried to give her a memorable time, but it was a wasted effort.
I didn't review it: to be honest I didn't think rating a girl on her first paid fuck would be fair, but in retrospect maybe I should. Can't remember her name now.
In her 40's chubbyish, big tits, average looks, didn't complain when I shoved her ankles up to her ears, and RO appeared to be a novelty for her. Rest of the time she just laid there and bit her lip....I don't think it was quite what she expected

Thinking back on it, Nikki did offer herself instead if I didn't like the girl, but my last session with Nikki wasn't up to much anyway
« Last Edit: November 25, 2017, 10:26:55 am by scutty brown »

Offline Georgedaviesok

Used to go White Cottage virtually once week when Sada was there. I given up on the place. However I was nearly tempted back to this week after your review on Nov 5th, but im guessing you may of just stuck lucky on that one.


Yeh I suppose so but I only rated that experience in comparison to other really poor punts in the past and looking back its all quite poor. Fucking a size 8 little Thai bird seems great on paper but the reality is your stuck up something that really doesn't want to be here and can't really communicate with you. True to my word I will never go again and this was the last parlour type place I use in Blackpool so it's preston and Manchester from now on.