Pornstar Cleo - Ealing

[JamesRockford]

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1/2 hour: £70

I've reviewed Cleo before and gave her a positive.  I saw her again in October and unfortunately this time it was a negative.

Location: Now in clean flat in Ealing close to the Iceland car park.  Bathroom good.

Girl: As described in my previous post - not pretty or ugly, fairly bland with minimal English.  However, she seemed to be very busy on that day and didn't smell fresh. She has also put on a bit of weight since I last met her and was completely untoned and pale.  She is an indoor factory hen, rather than a free range chick.

Service: I had booked 1 hour, and confirmed a schoolgirl outfit over the phone with the maid.  On arrival however, Cleo told me in her broken English that she could only do a half hour, and that she had lots of bookings to get through. I didn't even try to communicate about the outfit request being ignored.  Very mechanical as usual, she is completely passive and a bit like a piece of meat (or poultry).  Fucked her doggy and also a bit of anal. Came in condom in her bum.

However, the faint odour and lack of engagement made it a solitary, rushed and bland experience.

Revisit? Definitely not

[naz]

Off the HL, thanks for review.. Looks girl is overworked.

[Sinz]

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[LLPunting]

Thx Jim,
Sorry you too had a shite punt with this starfish.  I couldn't be arsed to write a review it was so dismal and lifeless but for the record I suppose I will, it will be the briefest I ever wrote.

 

[LLPunting]

May not be the briefest as on recollection there were too many bad things to note.   

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review Mr JR...sorry it was bad......busy or no she should honour the booking seems if she got busy but they dont care about fkkn the punter around......she wont be busy for long poor business decision.......I haven't revisited and probably wouldn't and now not.......too many blond Polish girls with right attitude and service to get hung up on one.....

[holland]

Thank JamesRockford for your update.
Did you notice if she still has your wonderful bath towel?

[JamesRockford]

Thank JamesRockford for your update.
Did you notice if she still has your wonderful bath towel?

Ah yes I remember that after reading an earlier review I took the precaution of taking my own new bath towel along when I first saw her, and leaving it for future generations of punters. Alas it was nowhere to be seen on my recent visit, perhaps it has been chopped up into 6 mini towels just to frustrate us. RIP grey bath towel

[Notpastit]

Pity, she appears to have "gone off the boil" recently (her last 2 reviews negative).

I was interested in her as she looks a bit like one of my favs Sylvia "Nymphoservice", esp the shot of her in the "school uniform"!

Plus cheaper than above, A level on offer/inclusive and relocated to Ealing from SW London these days, right side of town for me

But as bad reviews will prob investigate others on my short to do list first!