Author Topic: Fitness Alexandra Hammersmith - plain waste of money  (Read 1661 times)


2 review(s) for POLISH PAMELA (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline JamesRockford

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Incall: £80/1 hour

Location: Shared basement flat about 8 minutes walk from Hammersmith tube station.  Decent clean flat, good bathroom and shower.  However, a tiny slightly damp hand towel offered!

The girl: Polish lady age about 32, Size 10, short, facially 3/10.  Speaks English fairly well, but has a voice like a metal box being dragged along a concrete floor.  Skin was medium soft, pussy shaved, but she didn't smell fresh and she's not toned or in great shape.
 
Service: She is really lazy and lacking in any feminine or sexual charms whatsoever.  Lacklustre brief unenthusiastic owo.  I just didn't fancy her so my dick was semi hard and by the 20 minute mark I just wanted to get the job over with.  Fucked in a few positions, each of which she found uncomfortable, and I found it really dreary and a bit of an effort.  I asked to finish in cim (which she proudly says is included on her profile) - she made all kinds of contorted faces at the suggestion and said that she was about to have her dinner just after seeing me.  Not being one to coerce anyone, I just left it at that and finished myself off by hand!  She had a really unattractive sarcastic way of speaking and didn't want her face or hair touched, and she kept calling me "Man".

Would I visit again? Good grief, No. 


Offline smiths

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Incall: £80/1 hour

Location: Shared basement flat about 8 minutes walk from Hammersmith tube station.  Decent clean flat, good bathroom and shower.  However, a tiny slightly damp hand towel offered!

The girl: Polish lady age about 32, Size 10, short, facially 3/10.  Speaks English fairly well, but has a voice like a metal box being dragged along a concrete floor.  Skin was medium soft, pussy shaved, but she didn't smell fresh and she's not toned or in great shape.
 
Service: She is really lazy and lacking in any feminine or sexual charms whatsoever.  Lacklustre brief unenthusiastic owo.  I just didn't fancy her so my dick was semi hard and by the 20 minute mark I just wanted to get the job over with.  Fucked in a few positions, each of which she found uncomfortable, and I found it really dreary and a bit of an effort.  I asked to finish in cim (which she proudly says is included on her profile) - she made all kinds of contorted faces at the suggestion and said that she was about to have her dinner just after seeing me.  Not being one to coerce anyone, I just left it at that and finished myself off by hand!  She had a really unattractive sarcastic way of speaking and didn't want her face or hair touched, and she kept calling me "Man".

Would I visit again? Good grief, No.

Sounds like a horror show, :vomit: well done for getting a semi, it would of been soft cock central for me. I cant bear WGs like this so would of walked, sorry to hear it was bad, thanks for the review. :thumbsup:

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Her profile has recently appeared near me. Thought she looked good, quick check on UKP ? No maybe not !!

Thanks Jim, helped me dodge a bullet there, the power of UKP endures  :thumbsup: