Welsh Elise - London visit

[Brazilian Martian]

I couldn't give a crap about all the drama, and if she comes into my region on tour i might consider her, simply based on the fact she seems to provide the services offered and is honest about appearance.
At the end of the day, i want a shag, with someone i find attractive and will provide the services offered, the rest of it is all back ground noise!

If you think she talks too much, then your cock is not spending enough time in her mouth !!   

No offence but you sound like an asshole  she is openly talking about other punters and prossies to random strangers which is not on discretion is paramount in this hobby for some.

[Avg_Joe]

1. - yeah, i'm a bit of an asshole

2. - Discretion is important i agree, however, taking the following into account
     a) I Would not give real name
     b) I use a punting phone, it's not even a smart phone and the sim is immediately disposable
     c) She is not from my area, so am seriously unlikely to ever see her again
     d) I am not going to be talking to her about anything relevant
     e) I am not married
     f) I am not in a relationship
     g) If she was to talk about our visit to another member - what really could she tell them ? that she fucked some random stranger, the shape of my cock, the fact i'm a fat bastard....
         all things that quite frankly are immaterial, and could considered like passing the time of day from one hooker to another
     h) She can only gossip about what you tell her
     i) People embellish stories all the time

....... considering that lot.... i'd fuck her !..... if the price was right

[The_Don]

she seems to provide the services offered and is honest about appearance.
At the end of the day, i want a shag, with someone i find attractive and will provide the services offered, the rest of it is all back ground noise!

In my experience what a W/G provides is often based on her attitude. After some reading and research, this W/G attitude, seem shi+

I had already blacklisted her, but this nails it.
Not discreet, talks about other providers and punters.
Has a stuck up and shitty attitude.
Comes across as a wrong un’
I’ll give her an even wider swerve now.
Funnily enough, this review will probably attract all the punters who love a bit of gossip.
They’ll be booking asap hoping to get some sleazy info on others. One to avoid IMO.

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[Matium]

A WG who talks about her other clients or WGs during a punt is bang out of order and would deserve a negative or blacklisting just for that.

Discretion is the key.

[Brazilian Martian]

A WG who talks about her other clients or WGs during a punt is bang out of order and would deserve a negative or blacklisting just for that.

Discretion is the key.

Spot on I just dnt get how some punters dnt seem to understand this.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Spot on I just dnt get how some punters dnt seem to understand this.

From now on I will tell SP's that I am Admin on both sites.

Nah - but honestly, let's just stick to fucking and reporting. Nothing gained from pillow talk in my opinion.

[mcardle464]

I'm not sure that these indiscretions are being a bit blown out of proportion.  While I was with her she did talk about a couple of (completely anonymous) clients - one who had come from London to Cardiff to visit her, after she cancelled her first London tour, and someone on aw who didn't turn up for a punt and then negged her.  We also discussed punting hotels and the merits and demerits of false tits.  Those are obviously "punting topics" that sprang out of the situation - when I first arrived I remarked that the room was nice, compared to the usual punting hotels like ****  and ***** ***.  She then said that she preferred to book a better class of hotel room because she'd be spending a lot of time in it, which made sense.

She didn't identify either punter in any way whatsoever, and I don't see how that is indiscreet.

[LLPunting]

I couldn't give a crap about all the drama, and if she comes into my region on tour i might consider her, simply based on the fact she seems to provide the services offered and is honest about appearance.
At the end of the day, i want a shag, with someone i find attractive and will provide the services offered, the rest of it is all back ground noise!

If you think she talks too much, then your cock is not spending enough time in her mouth !!   

If your requirements are so low then you should be plenty busy with all the talent around you already.  Why the need to come galloping in to champion this lady so chivalrously?
Why defend her if she's only a "maybe" to you that you've never experienced firsthand?
Best you trot your charger back off the field and change the colour of your armour, white is so difficult to keep clean in the mud.

[Brazilian Martian]

If your requirements are so low then you should be plenty busy with all the talent around you already.  Why the need to come galloping in to champion this lady so chivalrously?
Why defend her if she's only a "maybe" to you that you've never experienced firsthand?
Best you trot your charger back off the field and change the colour of your armour, white is so difficult to keep clean in the mud.

Fucking brilliant post 

[Cuntminion]

Why do you want a prossie to mention you during a punt with another GUY  WTF is wrong with some people

 

[Brazilian Martian]

You know thats odd behaviour

[Belgarion]

No, I am attracted to Welsh Elise because she is pretty and fun to be with, although I'd prefer if we did NOT talk about punting and escorting at all during our sessions.

I hope she will see me again partly because yes I pay her for it, and partly because I hope she also enjoyed my company and had fun with me.

However whilst she may be my favourite escort at the moment, that is what she is - an escort. I can see whoever else I want including English Rebecca, and if the latter ever comes to London at a convenient time and wants to meet me, I will. (Of course, I will have to pay her for the privilege).

You are someone punters need to be wary of.

[Cuntminion]

yeah so it will hopefully get a conversation going between us at uke. I won't tell her here.

Wouldn't the adult thing to do would be not mention it all?

You just sound like you want to be a part of something that really isn't that important and has no real significance to anything

[Cuntminion]

You know thats odd behaviour

It come across as Mr shins was hoping to hear something complimentary

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[YidArmy]

You are someone punters need to be wary of.

I've been reported for calling him a fucking whack-job. Probably get reported again but IMO he's unhinged.

[vw]

I've been reported for calling him a fucking whack-job. Probably get reported again but IMO he's unhinged.

he is unhinged, have you read his posts on uke.

[Cuntminion]

he is unhinged, have you read his posts on uke.

I just read his review  complete nonsensical bollocks

Free social time by carrying luggage?   

If someone was an hour and a half late wouldn't carry luggage because I would of written the booking off and been on the way to Kentucky


Train delays happen but if your touring don't pencil bookings so close to arrival but that's a learn in curve

As for over all accumulation of reviews on the balance I wouldn't mind booking elise on next tour as the neutral and negatives don't really bother me, as for the talking about others I'd just shut that conversation track down as soon as it reared


The biggest negative in open review though

No fucking snuggles 

[YidArmy]

he is unhinged, have you read his posts on uke.

No, thankfully i don't go anywhere near that site and judging from his posts here i definitely wouldn't want to read them there. 

[LLPunting]

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She didn't identify either punter in any way whatsoever, and I don't see how that is indiscreet.

Wish that had at least been the case with me, she quoted several UKP members by name, I've happily forgotten most and do not intend to say anything about those I recall.

I tried several times to distract her to physical activities and she just obliviously blathered on, basically she delivered a very competent TWE.

[Cuntminion]

Wish that had at least been the case with me, she quoted several UKP members by name, I've happily forgotten most and do not intend to say anything about those I recall.

I tried several times to distract her to physical activities and she just obliviously blathered on, basically she delivered a very competent TWE.

What about shins though?

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[CaptainRoscoe]

This thread got too weird for me... and for that reason “I’m out.”



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[Brazilian Martian]

I've been reported for calling him a fucking whack-job. Probably get reported again but IMO he's unhinged.

No you are correct he is thats why I reported him this morning, the fact he wanted to make two prossies argue againts each other. Then he wanted to know if she mentioned him during another meet with a punter 

[SamLP]

You are someone punters need to be wary of.

Maybe, but this is a punting forum.
He may may come across a bit weird, but I'm more interested in punters being wary of a shit prossie.
First she reports a punters to saafe because he mentioned she had a smelly pussy.
She showed a vindictive side. Tried to gain sympathy by having punters mention she's had fake reviews, yet obviously admits to seeing that punter.
She outs his racial background, then bans all Asians.
Now she's showing her indiscretion by talking openly to punters about other wg's and punters.
Coupled with a bad attitude in general, she's really the one punters should be wary of.

The punter in question hasn't shown any malice towards any other punters. He just has some unusual kinks and seems to gain enjoyment by prodding some wg's with his comments.. maybe to satisfy his unusual kink and get more pleasure from the idea that he needs to be punished.

[Brazilian Martian]

I just read his review  complete nonsensical bollocks

Free social time by carrying luggage?   

If someone was an hour and a half late wouldn't carry luggage because I would of written the booking off and been on the way to Kentucky


Train delays happen but if your touring don't pencil bookings so close to arrival but that's a learn in curve

As for over all accumulation of reviews on the balance I wouldn't mind booking elise on next tour as the neutral and negatives don't really bother me, as for the talking about others I'd just shut that conversation track down as soon as it reared


The biggest negative in open review though

No fucking snuggles 

What about her blackened teeth 

[SamLP]

What about her blackened teeth 

and smokers breath. It's been mentioned in several reviews now.
Don't wanna be kissing an ashtray 

[Cuntminion]

What about her blackened teeth 

Although I'd prefer otherwise as long as an sp has some teeth it's not a deal breaker

[Brazilian Martian]

and smokers breath. It's been mentioned in several reviews now.
Don't wanna be kissing an ashtray 

Not a good look at all, I'm surprised that some of her white knights in the Wales section have not crept over here to defend her.

[LLPunting]

What about shins though?

Based on what you guys have discovered, I think he's paid for a few too many kicks to the nuts.
That said SamLP is right, he's a kinky bugger just getting his rocks (knocked) off.

The rest of what SamLP is also the nub of it.  I'm sure there are plenty of WGs who have problems with pimps, stalkers and other WGs.  None of that is topic for conversation with a paying client, unless he requests it as a kink or he's a copper.

[Marmalade]

In my experience what a W/G provides is often based on her attitude. After some reading and research, this W/G attitude, seem shit+

I saw a notice in a pub the other day:

Service depends on the mood I’m in and your attitude

Couldn’t help thinking it could be the mantra of most prossies who blame the customer’s attitude for their otherwise shit moods and crappy service.

In the pub, it was amusing ... but I don’t pay a prossie to be in a shit mood and blame it on my attitude.

[Belgarion]

Maybe, but this is a punting forum.
He may may come across a bit weird, but I'm more interested in punters being wary of a shit prossie.
First she reports a punters to saafe because he mentioned she had a smelly pussy.
She showed a vindictive side. Tried to gain sympathy by having punters mention she's had fake reviews, yet obviously admits to seeing that punter.
She outs his racial background, then bans all Asians.
Now she's showing her indiscretion by talking openly to punters about other wg's and punters.
Coupled with a bad attitude in general, she's really the one punters should be wary of.

The punter in question hasn't shown any malice towards any other punters. He just has some unusual kinks and seems to gain enjoyment by prodding some wg's with his comments.. maybe to satisfy his unusual kink and get more pleasure from the idea that he needs to be punished.

I personally lost any interest when I read the review with the pissy fanny and the subsequent meltdown on UKE, even threatening to leave for it.

The race restrictions basically made sure the BL was updated.

Not too fussed about the shin fellows kink, that's his business but he's a sly, manipulative cunt and someone that sends my spider sense into overdrive

[vw]

Not a good look at all, I'm surprised that some of her white knights in the Wales section have not crept over here to defend her.

they only do that in wales, to scared to cross the bridge, they tried to move Bristol to wales once.   

[Cuntminion]

Not a good look at all, I'm surprised that some of her white knights in the Wales section have not crept over here to defend her.

Wales v Panama tonight, big game

That's probably why

[Cuntminion]

Based on what you guys have discovered, I think he's paid for a few too many kicks to the nuts.
That said SamLP is right, he's a kinky bugger just getting his rocks (knocked) off.

The rest of what SamLP is also the nub of it.  I'm sure there are plenty of WGs who have problems with pimps, stalkers and other WGs.  None of that is topic for conversation with a paying client, unless he requests it as a kink or he's a copper.

Bollock kicking 

 I thought it was shin kicking fetish hence the username

[vw]

Wales v Panama tonight, big game

That's probably why

too busy cheerleading price rises you mean.   

[LLPunting]

What about her blackened teeth 

Thankfully they're not blacked out, crooked or otherwise heavily stained.  They're typical of a smoker's teeth, with some crowns in, that haven't been looked after quite soon enough.  Nothing like the horrors you see if you Google images of "smokers' teeth".

Just recall that I also noticed what looked like nicotine staining on the fingers of her right hand.

[Bigus Dickus]

Ahh, didn't realise he was referring to tattoo Sophie.
I tried booking her last year but our times didn't match up, then she raised her rates.

You must have seen her quite a few years back because she's been on my HL for several years, even with her older profile and I can't remember her rates being that low.

Mediocre punt. She avoids taking the inches by controlling penetration. Did her little over a year ago. Okay but nothing to write home about!

[SamLP]

Not a good look at all, I'm surprised that some of her white knights in the Wales section have not crept over here to defend her.

They're probably waiting for her to return to Wales where they can hear the gossip firsthand from her.

Kudos to LLpunting for exposing her loose tongue. Not many punters will admit to a wg letting loose about other wg's and punters.
Maybe one or two will come forward and expose her even more.

I remember when it took one punter to mention Cindy had been bad mouthing her competition, and then many other punters piled in with their experiences.

[unus669]

he is unhinged, have you read his posts on uke.

  Yes I have, worrying bloke

[unus669]

and smokers breath. It's been mentioned in several reviews now.
Don't wanna be kissing an ashtray 

Snap, her hygiene has been mentioned too many times, to be subjective to the punters, that mentioned it. I was interested in her, as she’s in London, but the indiscretions/hygiene has made me take a swerve

[Cuntminion]

too busy cheerleading price rises you mean.   

Where!?!?

The bastards

Still a big game though as they not doing fuck all next year 

[SamLP]

Snap, her hygiene has been mentioned too many times, to be subjective to the punters, that mentioned it. I was interested in her, as she’s in London, but the indiscretions/hygiene has made me take a swerve

Indeed. I was initially interested in her until that review, then she entered my BL, and now this review just added an extra reason to justify my decision.
Any wg with a loose tongue is asking for trouble, and given her previous indiscretions, I don't want a vindictive response if she doesn't happen to like my review.
WG's who can't criticism in their stride are a loose cannon.

[Brazilian Martian]

they only do that in wales, to scared to cross the bridge, they tried to move Bristol to wales once.   

 

[vw]

your mate slimboyo might get angry and come from under the Severn bridge. 

[Brazilian Martian]

your mate slimboyo might get angry and come from under the Severn bridge. 

Oh him the guy that claims to not be a white knight  but always comes to a prossies defence in the Wales section.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review Mr LLP.....doesn't sound good for a premium rate.....no GFE.......my hard earned stays put.....

[SirCharles]

you are a little obsessed mate 

I am obsessed in placing my 8inches cock in every of your holes, and drink your squirting, if any...you make me super-horny!...sadly, i am not in london when you touring next time

[EnglishRebecca121]

I am obsessed in placing my 8inches cock in every of your holes, and drink your squirting, if any...you make me super-horny!...sadly, i am not in london when you touring next time

Thanks but id rather have a mug of cocoa.

[LLPunting]

Oh him the guy that claims to not be a white knight  but always comes to a prossies defence in the Wales section.

May not be a fluffy White Knight, he could be a merc posting at the behest of agency/girl in return for discounts.  A lip-flapper did mention that there be guns for hire in the Valleys.

[FlyingBreadMan]

May not be a fluffy White Knight, he could be a merc posting at the behest of agency/girl in return for discounts.  A lip-flapper did mention that there be guns for hire in the Valleys.

Who you talking about?

[LLPunting]

Thanks but id rather have a mug of cocoa.

Would that be a raw organic cacoa, hot choccie with organic coconut milk?
Or are you saying his proposal is so unappealing you'd rather drink the dishwater that is a Cadbury's Drinking Chocolate?