Welsh Elise - London visit

[LLPunting]

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Plenty of photos here:
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(Be aware the soft focus and filters conceal the ageing and stretching of her skin that she is open about in her own words.  So no excuses for feeling duped if you do your research!)

Was curious for an encounter with a lass from the Rhonnda.
As it turns out Elise doesn't have much of a stereotypical Welsh accent.  Ah well.
Comms were generally good, done by text and voice.

As has been mentioned she isn't shy to talk... and talk.  Unprompted she spoke about UKP, other members, her life as an escort in Wales, her problems with management, other escorts both good and bad.   

She didn't have the blonde extensions in her hair so her overall look was very plain, teeth a little blackened which spoils her ready smile.  Not in itself a problem for me as her personality was engaging enough just not vavavoom.

Eventually got round to some sexy time.  She was happy to kiss, leading to French kissing (slight smoker's breath).  She has soft skin but she had some stubble in the usual places.   

RO on a clean, responsive pussy that had a muskiness to it (not stale wee).  Worked her puss over for quite a while such that she was very wet and insistent on multiple fingers.  Plenty of attention to her clit and G-spot.  Her taste is the kind that will linger in the back of your nose after the event giving you an occasional hit as you journey home, even if you use mouthwash.   

OWO was pretty good, she was keen to go deep and made plenty of gagging sounds as I hit the back of her mouth but I didn't feel the usual pop or constriction to suggest I got into her throat.   

Rubbered up and tried mish, legs on shoulders, doggie.  Downward dog worked well for her and me, a number of moans from her suggesting she was being filled and touched inside in a good way.  As the sap was rising I withdrew and we switched to more OWO, felt very good and she was happy for CIM.   

Whilst sex with "Elise" was fine and felt pretty genuine, she wasn't one for touching, caressing and snuggling so no sense of sensual GFE.  It was all a bit matter of fact, .

My bucket list remains unticked for a sexy girl from the Valleys. 

[Sinz]

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[FlyingBreadMan]

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Plenty of photos here:
External Link/Members Only   
(Be aware the soft focus and filters conceal the ageing and stretching of her skin that she is open about in her own words.  So no excuses for feeling duped if you do your research!)

Was curious for an encounter with a lass from the Rhonnda.
As it turns out Elise doesn't have much of a stereotypical Welsh accent.  Ah well.
Comms were generally good, done by text and voice.

As has been mentioned she isn't shy to talk... and talk.  Unprompted she spoke about UKP, other members, her life as an escort in Wales, her problems with management, other escorts both good and bad.   

She didn't have the blonde extensions in her hair so her overall look was very plain, teeth a little blackened which spoils her ready smile.  Not in itself a problem for me as her personality was engaging enough just not vavavoom.

Eventually got round to some sexy time.  She was happy to kiss, leading to French kissing (slight smoker's breath).  She has soft skin but she had some stubble in the usual places.   

RO on a clean, responsive pussy that had a muskiness to it (not stale wee).  Worked her puss over for quite a while such that she was very wet and insistent on multiple fingers.  Plenty of attention to her clit and G-spot.  Her taste is the kind that will linger in the back of your nose after the event giving you an occasional hit as you journey home, even if you use mouthwash.   

OWO was pretty good, she was keen to go deep and made plenty of gagging sounds as I hit the back of her mouth but I didn't feel the usual pop or constriction to suggest I got into her throat.   

Rubbered up and tried mish, legs on shoulders, doggie.  Downward dog worked well for her and me, a number of moans from her suggesting she was being filled and touched inside in a good way.  As the sap was rising I withdrew and we switched to more OWO, felt very good and she was happy for CIM.   

Whilst sex with "Elise" was fine and felt pretty genuine, she wasn't one for touching, caressing and snuggling so no sense of sensual GFE.  It was all a bit matter of fact, .

My bucket list remains unticked for a sexy girl from the Valleys. 

I was thinking of seeing her.

Photos ate often debated subject. And its some what off putting when there's some misleading focus, or posture being used. While I may not be off put by these details (stretch mark, love handles) it does dampen the mood knowing i've been misled.

Thanks for reporting.

[Mr_Shins]

"other members"... did my name come up?

I met her twice whilst she was here.

[SirCharles]

External Link/Members Only

Plenty of photos here:
External Link/Members Only   
(Be aware the soft focus and filters conceal the ageing and stretching of her skin that she is open about in her own words.  So no excuses for feeling duped if you do your research!)

Was curious for an encounter with a lass from the Rhonnda.
As it turns out Elise doesn't have much of a stereotypical Welsh accent.  Ah well.
Comms were generally good, done by text and voice.

As has been mentioned she isn't shy to talk... and talk.  Unprompted she spoke about UKP, other members, her life as an escort in Wales, her problems with management, other escorts both good and bad.   

She didn't have the blonde extensions in her hair so her overall look was very plain, teeth a little blackened which spoils her ready smile.  Not in itself a problem for me as her personality was engaging enough just not vavavoom.

Eventually got round to some sexy time.  She was happy to kiss, leading to French kissing (slight smoker's breath).  She has soft skin but she had some stubble in the usual places.   

RO on a clean, responsive pussy that had a muskiness to it (not stale wee).  Worked her puss over for quite a while such that she was very wet and insistent on multiple fingers.  Plenty of attention to her clit and G-spot.  Her taste is the kind that will linger in the back of your nose after the event giving you an occasional hit as you journey home, even if you use mouthwash.   

OWO was pretty good, she was keen to go deep and made plenty of gagging sounds as I hit the back of her mouth but I didn't feel the usual pop or constriction to suggest I got into her throat.   

Rubbered up and tried mish, legs on shoulders, doggie.  Downward dog worked well for her and me, a number of moans from her suggesting she was being filled and touched inside in a good way.  As the sap was rising I withdrew and we switched to more OWO, felt very good and she was happy for CIM.   

Whilst sex with "Elise" was fine and felt pretty genuine, she wasn't one for touching, caressing and snuggling so no sense of sensual GFE.  It was all a bit matter of fact, .

My bucket list remains unticked for a sexy girl from the Valleys. 

Please show me what is better for you...for £70 30mib with OWO, CIM, enthusiastic and funny..if any model, i am happy to bid aggressively for her

[Brazilian Martian]

"other members"... did my name come up?

I met her twice whilst she was here.

Why do you want a prossie to mention you during a punt with another GUY  WTF is wrong with some people

[Mr_Shins]

LLPunting has done a lot of reviews on here.

I had a look at some and didn't see anyone I knew. I saw one on his list who was local to me but was certainly not one for me.. So I guess we all have our own taste..

[Mr_Shins]

Why do you want a prossie to mention you during a punt with another GUY  WTF is wrong with some people

He said she was talking about some of the guys on the site, so I'm curious if she mentioned me and if so what she said about me.

[Brazilian Martian]

He said she was talking about some of the guys on the site, so I'm curious if she mentioned me and if so what she said about me.

Ok apologies, i did not fully read his review. She is bang out of order for talking about other punters or members on here.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Ok apologies, i did not fully read his review. She is bang out of order for talking about other punters or members on here.

Invariably some girls talk of UKP.

I tell them I am a lurker and a leech. They believe me.

I also make it clear I don't want to hear of other customers - members, or non-members.

[Brazilian Martian]

Invariably some girls talk of UKP.

I tell them I am a lurker and a leech. They believe me.

I also make it clear I don't want to hear of other customers - members, or non-members.

What makes it worse breadman is that shes a member here   

[Mr_Shins]

For many a working girl, this is her life. It's what she does.

For me as a punter, it's a hobby, a pastime, and a means to get a bit of fun company, some sex, and a break from what is my normal life.

[FlyingBreadMan]

What makes it worse breadman is that shes a member here 

Punting has involved from a quiet private exchange between two consenting adults to some of a social media powered sport. Customers are able to interact openly with other customers and providers, sharing Intel, speaking socially, sharing stories, fighting, flirting, exchanging...

Soon the anonymous punter may not exist...some SP's already ask for bookings through UKE only, or AW.

Oh well. Let's see where is camel takes us shall we?

[Mr_Shins]

That I met with her twice, Wednesday night last week and yesterday (Sunday) is not something I have kept to myself, I made all that open.

What I like to think is that, at least during the time I am there, she is mine.. And that I hope she enjoys my company like I enjoy hers, and she enjoys everything that is going on. And if she is very good she will give that impression even if there are things she wasn't enjoying quite so much.

It shouldn't be a competition as to who is her favourite punter. I've moved away from the normal dating scene because I hate the whole "competitive" nature about it. So I certainly hope punting remains reasonably private.

Having said all that, as a punter myself I am allowed to have a favourite and at the moment, it is her...

[smiths]

As thick as two short planks as her ignorance on UKE has shown me, not that I would avoid a WG just because she is thick.

I look for discretion in WGs though, her big gob discussing other punters etc shows she hasn't got any.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Please show me what is better for you...for £70 30mib with OWO, CIM, enthusiastic and funny..if any model, i am happy to bid aggressively for her

you are a little obsessed mate 

[FlyingBreadMan]

Please show me what is better for you...for £70 30mib with OWO, CIM, enthusiastic and funny..if any model, i am happy to bid aggressively for her

...bid on what?

What are you on about man??

[Brazilian Martian]

you are a little obsessed mate 

I don't normally agree with what you say but your bang on the money here becca.

[vw]

you are a little obsessed mate 

How many punters have laid down their membership to protect your honour, you all have obsessives? 

[Mr_Shins]

you are a little obsessed mate 

Interesting that you showed up Rebecca, because one person she definitely did talk about yesterday when she was with me was you..

[EnglishRebecca121]

How many punters have laid down their membership to protect your honour? 

SORRY what has this go to do with anything ... jeez give it a break dude

[EnglishRebecca121]

Interesting that you showed up Rebecca, because one person she definitely did talk about yesterday when she was with me was you..

Classy real classy of her seeing as i dont know her, so she thinks its ok to chat about another escort to clients ? to me thats bad news

[vw]

SORRY what has this go to do with anything ... jeez give it a break dude

You have many obsessive twats on your reviews. yet never complain about them.   

[Mr_Shins]

Rebecca, I'm not going to discuss it on here, you know where to find me on UKE if you want to PM me about it.

FYI you're still someone I'd like to meet if you ever arrange a long enough stay in London.

[Brazilian Martian]

Rebecca, I'm not going to discuss it on here, you know where to find me on UKE if you want to PM me about it.

FYI you're still someone I'd like to meet if you ever arrange a long enough stay in London.

Interesting that you showed up Rebecca, because one person she definitely did talk about yesterday when she was with me was you..

Why mention that on a open forum you know becca will want to know what was said 

[vw]

Why mention that on a open forum you know becca will want to know what was said 

Bit daft to mention that considering Rebecca likes to negative tout on here. 

[FlyingBreadMan]

Classy real classy of her seeing as i dont know her, so she thinks its ok to chat about another escort to clients ? to me thats bad news

We are all bearing the fruits and being scratched by the thorns of social media powered punting.

(Sorry, maybe I'm drunk)

[Mr_Shins]

Why mention that on a open forum you know becca will want to know what was said 

yeah so it will hopefully get a conversation going between us at uke. I won't tell her here.

[vw]

yeah so it will hopefully get a conversation going between us at uke. I won't tell her here.

so you need to play 2 prossies against each other to get one to chat to you.   

[Mr_Shins]

Obviously - I'm cunning... but maybe they want to be played off against each other, if one posts on the other's reviews, while the other one talks about the first during punting sessions...

[vw]

Obviously - I'm cunning... but maybe they want to be played off against each other, if one posts on the other's reviews, while the other one talks about the first during punting sessions...

No idea, but did you get what you wanted, a dialogue with ER ? 

If not you are not that cunning.   

[LLPunting]

Please show me what is better for you...for £70 30mib with OWO, CIM, enthusiastic and funny..if any model, i am happy to bid aggressively for her

Paid 130 for the hr and have definitely spent less on better.  The 70 for 30 you describe is better value but I ain't into quickies and P&D encounters.

Enthusiasm without finesse is just like virginal fumblings, of limited appeal.

[LLPunting]

Obviously - I'm cunning... but maybe they want to be played off against each other, if one posts on the other's reviews, while the other one talks about the first during punting sessions...

Just how cunning is it to openly discuss the 2 ladies on a forum that they both have access to, given they both have active accounts here?   

They'd better both have amazing senses of humour or be so desperate for cash (and zero pride) they'll see you anyway.   

[Mr_Shins]

You still never told me whether Welsh Elise mentioned me when she talked about the other punters..

I certainly hope she will want to see me again though. My current favourite

English Rebecca I have not yet met, so she can't be my favourite. But maybe she'll be trying to capture that from me if we ever do..

[Sinz]

You still never told me whether Welsh Elise mentioned me when she talked about the other punters..

I certainly hope she will want to see me again though. My current favourite

English Rebecca I have not yet met, so she can't be my favourite. But maybe she'll be trying to capture that from me if we ever do..

Are sound like a creepy obsessive punter mate 

[PLeisure]

You still never told me whether Welsh Elise mentioned me

Why so needy ?? 

[SamLP]

I had already blacklisted her, but this nails it.
Not discreet, talks about other providers and punters.
Has a stuck up and shitty attitude.
Comes across as a wrong un’
I’ll give her an even wider swerve now.
Funnily enough, this review will probably attract all the punters who love a bit of gossip.
They’ll be booking asap hoping to get some sleazy info on others. One to avoid IMO.

[Mr_Shins]

No, I am attracted to Welsh Elise because she is pretty and fun to be with, although I'd prefer if we did NOT talk about punting and escorting at all during our sessions.

I hope she will see me again partly because yes I pay her for it, and partly because I hope she also enjoyed my company and had fun with me.

However whilst she may be my favourite escort at the moment, that is what she is - an escort. I can see whoever else I want including English Rebecca, and if the latter ever comes to London at a convenient time and wants to meet me, I will. (Of course, I will have to pay her for the privilege).

[OutForJustice80]

yeah so it will hopefully get a conversation going between us at uke. I won't tell her here.

Have you tried clicking on her avatar and then ‘start a conversation’? I find that’s a more reliable way of talking to an escort than starting shit on ukp. Then again I’ve got no interest in being kicked in the nuts so clearly we have different goals and methods.

[Marmalade]

so you need to play 2 prossies against each other to get one to chat to you.   

Twats need to play all sorts of stupid games. Nice to see another one outing himself though.    I wonder if any prossies are reading up on Mr ShinnyShins amazing “Collected Ruses of Non-Intelligence”? Seems to me he should just concentrate on letting his blood drain down to his penis instead of thinking up headfucks. But hey-ho! Maybe that’s how he gets his jollies!! 

[hendrix]

I had already blacklisted her, but this nails it.
Not discreet, talks about other providers and punters.
Has a stuck up and shitty attitude.
Comes across as a wrong un’
I’ll give her an even wider swerve now.
Funnily enough, this review will probably attract all the punters who love a bit of gossip.
They’ll be booking asap hoping to get some sleazy info on others. One to avoid IMO.

+1

[Thepacifist]

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Plenty of photos here:
External Link/Members Only   
(Be aware the soft focus and filters conceal the ageing and stretching of her skin that she is open about in her own words.  So no excuses for feeling duped if you do your research!)

Was curious for an encounter with a lass from the Rhonnda.
As it turns out Elise doesn't have much of a stereotypical Welsh accent.  Ah well.
Comms were generally good, done by text and voice.

As has been mentioned she isn't shy to talk... and talk.  Unprompted she spoke about UKP, other members, her life as an escort in Wales, her problems with management, other escorts both good and bad.   

She didn't have the blonde extensions in her hair so her overall look was very plain, teeth a little blackened which spoils her ready smile.  Not in itself a problem for me as her personality was engaging enough just not vavavoom.

Eventually got round to some sexy time.  She was happy to kiss, leading to French kissing (slight smoker's breath).  She has soft skin but she had some stubble in the usual places.   

RO on a clean, responsive pussy that had a muskiness to it (not stale wee).  Worked her puss over for quite a while such that she was very wet and insistent on multiple fingers.  Plenty of attention to her clit and G-spot.  Her taste is the kind that will linger in the back of your nose after the event giving you an occasional hit as you journey home, even if you use mouthwash.   

OWO was pretty good, she was keen to go deep and made plenty of gagging sounds as I hit the back of her mouth but I didn't feel the usual pop or constriction to suggest I got into her throat.   

Rubbered up and tried mish, legs on shoulders, doggie.  Downward dog worked well for her and me, a number of moans from her suggesting she was being filled and touched inside in a good way.  As the sap was rising I withdrew and we switched to more OWO, felt very good and she was happy for CIM.   

Whilst sex with "Elise" was fine and felt pretty genuine, she wasn't one for touching, caressing and snuggling so no sense of sensual GFE.  It was all a bit matter of fact, .

My bucket list remains unticked for a sexy girl from the Valleys. 

Thanks for the review. She's not my type. Have you tried Welsh Sophie who tours London?

[SamLP]

Thanks for the review. She's not my type. Have you tried Welsh Sophie who tours London?

Do you have a link for Sophie?

Another Welsh girl who tours London occasionally is MissWelshKandice. Haven't seen her, but she has some good reviews on here, although a bit more pricier:
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[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review. She's not my type. Have you tried Welsh Sophie who tours London?

OWO at her discretion and provided you're shaved 
No fingering 
130 ph

Nope, not interested.

[Rick2468]

Do you have a link for Sophie?

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Saw her a few years ago when she was £80 ph +£10 for OWO. Was a good punt I reviewed on here.

[SamLP]

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Saw her a few years ago when she was £80 ph +£10 for OWO. Was a good punt I reviewed on here.

Ahh, didn't realise he was referring to tattoo Sophie.
I tried booking her last year but our times didn't match up, then she raised her rates.

You must have seen her quite a few years back because she's been on my HL for several years, even with her older profile and I can't remember her rates being that low.

[Rick2468]

Ahh, didn't realise he was referring to tattoo Sophie.
I tried booking her last year but our times didn't match up, then she raised her rates.

You must have seen her quite a few years back because she's been on my HL for several years, even with her older profile and I can't remember her rates being that low.

I think it was Autumn 2013 that I saw her. She was based in Colliers Wood and might have been going by the name Teen Jemma. I just checked my reviews and it's not there even though I thought I had posted a review. I think there were a few reviews on her at the time so I might have piggy backed off another review (bad form...I know).

Edit. Found the post but I didn't comment on the experience. It was earlier in 2013 and the profile in the post is inactive. It is the same girl though.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13619.msg212530#msg212530

[vw]

Twats need to play all sorts of stupid games. Nice to see another one outing himself though.    I wonder if any prossies are reading up on Mr ShinnyShins amazing “Collected Ruses of Non-Intelligence”? Seems to me he should just concentrate on letting his blood drain down to his penis instead of thinking up headfucks. But hey-ho! Maybe that’s how he gets his jollies!! 

you should see his uke posts, bet he is on loads of blacklists TBH.

Have you tried clicking on her avatar and then ‘start a conversation’? I find that’s a more reliable way of talking to an escort than starting shit on ukp. Then again I’ve got no interest in being kicked in the nuts so clearly we have different goals and methods.

Maybe he is blocked or does get a reply, he has a habit of telling prossies how to run their business to suit him, fuck knows what he does on pm.   

[FlyingBreadMan]

You still never told me whether Welsh Elise mentioned me when she talked about the other punters..

I certainly hope she will want to see me again though. My current favourite

English Rebecca I have not yet met, so she can't be my favourite. But maybe she'll be trying to capture that from me if we ever do..

Kid, you better get with the programme... This forum is the raw side of punting - fuck and report...best you keep your dainty conversational pleasantries on uke.

[Avg_Joe]

I couldn't give a crap about all the drama, and if she comes into my region on tour i might consider her, simply based on the fact she seems to provide the services offered and is honest about appearance.
At the end of the day, i want a shag, with someone i find attractive and will provide the services offered, the rest of it is all back ground noise!

If you think she talks too much, then your cock is not spending enough time in her mouth !!