Welsh Elise - London visit

[LLPunting]

Who you talking about?

The lip-flapper?

Come now... really?   
That chap who's gonna take us to Mars, his first electricfied rollerskate was based on a...

[Marmalade]

Would that be a raw organic cacoa, hot choccie with organic coconut milk?
Or are you saying his proposal is so unappealing you'd rather drink the dishwater that is a Cadbury's Drinking Chocolate?

As she presumably doesn’t know the punter (as opposed to his online persona) it might as well be any old cocoa, even the instant kind. But maybe Rebecca would like to give us a run down of her hot drinks cupboard ...

[vw]

As she presumably doesn’t know the punter (as opposed to his online persona) it might as well be any old cocoa, even the instant kind. But maybe Rebecca would like to give us a run down of her hot drinks cupboard ...

cocoa made with her breast milk, cows milk or horses milk. 

[EnglishRebecca121]

As she presumably doesn’t know the punter (as opposed to his online persona) it might as well be any old cocoa, even the instant kind. But maybe Rebecca would like to give us a run down of her hot drinks cupboard ...

I have a weakness for green and black organic cocoa at bedtime and at xmas  i treat myself to a jar of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. Daytimes is green tea

I think i need to get out more

[Mr_Shins]

I have a weakness for green and black organic cocoa at bedtime and at xmas  i treat myself to a jar of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. Daytimes is green tea

I think i need to get out more

So now I know how to win over Rebecca. Make her a nice cup of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. She can drink it relaxing, and put her feet up - resting them in my balls.

[Avg_Joe]

If your requirements are so low then you should be plenty busy with all the talent around you already.  Why the need to come galloping in to champion this lady so chivalrously?
Why defend her if she's only a "maybe" to you that you've never experienced firsthand?
Best you trot your charger back off the field and change the colour of your armour, white is so difficult to keep clean in the mud.

I wasn't defending her per say, and sorry if you thought i was, i was getting at the fact that other than the discretion points, that seemed to be blown out of proportion, the rest of the review seemed positive, specific SP is immaterial to my comments... kind of entertaining to be called a white knight though!

[Cuntminion]

So now I know how to win over Rebecca. Make her a nice cup of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. She can drink it relaxing, and put her feet up - resting them in my balls.

Or stop trying to stir shit

That might work

[vw]

So now I know how to win over Rebecca. Make her a nice cup of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. She can drink it relaxing, and put her feet up - resting them in my balls.

Well i eagerly anticipate the mr shins drinks breast milk while being kicked review.   

[LLPunting]

cocoa made with her breast milk, cows milk or horses milk.

VW I hate you, you know you've just summoned that fucking hysterical troll now don't you!

Pentagrams at the ready...

[LLPunting]

I have a weakness for green and black organic cocoa at bedtime and at xmas  i treat myself to a jar of Charbonnel & Walker cocoa. Daytimes is green tea

I think i need to get out more

G&B is now Cadbury's and they've started diluting the brand with a non-Fairtrade, non-Organic line.  Time to find yourself something more wholesome.

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[LLPunting]

I wasn't defending her per say, and sorry if you thought i was, i was getting at the fact that other than the discretion points, that seemed to be blown out of proportion, the rest of the review seemed positive, specific SP is immaterial to my comments... kind of entertaining to be called a white knight though!

If you strip enough detail out of any negative you get a positive:

She opened the door...
...She...had...boobs...
...She...sucked...my...cock...
...I...fucked...her pussy...
...I came...

[EnglishRebecca121]

Well i eagerly anticipate the mr shins drinks breast milk while being kicked review.   

Im actually sad that  my breast milk has almost stopped due to a change of treatment , il kinda miss it!

[Brazilian Martian]

Im actually sad that  my breast milk has almost stopped due to a change of treatment , il kinda miss it!

I'm sure dubs and your other lovers in the south west section still love you without the breast milk 

[vw]

Im actually sad that  my breast milk has almost stopped due to a change of treatment , il kinda miss it!

Can you freeze some in an ice cube tray for shins before you dry up?   

[EnglishRebecca121]

Can you freeze some in an ice cube tray for shins before you dry up?   

Tbh it taste shit kinda salty and chemical as its not real milk as i wasnt pregant.

[vw]

Tbh it taste shit kinda salty and chemical as its not real milk as i wasnt pregant.

Its not as if mr shinns cares, he will do anything for engagement.   

[Marmalade]

At least she knows how to spend her ‘hard earned’ reputedly tax-free cash tastefully.

For the idiot who rants about winning her over  remember she probably knows how to make a decent cup of cocoa (which is not the same as instant hot chocolate.

You will doubtless be offered a nice glass of semi-organic water out of the tap to drink if you go for a punt. 

[Belgarion]

I'm not sure that these indiscretions are being a bit blown out of proportion.  While I was with her she did talk about a couple of (completely anonymous) clients - one who had come from London to Cardiff to visit her, after she cancelled her first London tour, and someone on aw who didn't turn up for a punt and then negged her.  We also discussed punting hotels and the merits and demerits of false tits.  Those are obviously "punting topics" that sprang out of the situation - when I first arrived I remarked that the room was nice, compared to the usual punting hotels like ****  and ***** ***.  She then said that she preferred to book a better class of hotel room because she'd be spending a lot of time in it, which made sense.

She didn't identify either punter in any way whatsoever, and I don't see how that is indiscreet.

If you were not in the room during the punt with LL. How do you know what was discussed?

Honestly do not understand how some of you reason.



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[claretandblue]

These british girls who are very active on other sites and forms of social media are almost always seriously overrated in the looks department by fluffy punters and are seriously over priced

[LLPunting]

...

You will doubtless be offered a nice glass of "semi-organic water out of the tap" to drink if you go for a punt. 

You're talking water sports aren't you?

[LLPunting]

These british girls who are very active on other sites and forms of social media are almost always seriously overrated in the looks department by fluffy punters and are seriously over priced

Inevitable really because the vast majority of beautiful women we see everyday here are from other countries and origins. (2011 census <45% of London was White British, negative trend since '91).
Also thanks to Brit idolisation of glamour girls and WAGS our supposedly beautiful homegrown talent are predominantly a bunch of body dismorphic, morally bankrupt, hysterical narcisists.

[Thepacifist]

OWO at her discretion and provided you're shaved 
No fingering 
130 ph

Nope, not interested.

Fair enough. Good luck finding a nice Welsh girl.

I haven't seen Welsh Kandice but have heard good things. Amber on UKE seems nice if she ever tours.

[dboy74]

You are someone punters need to be wary of.

Absolutely. Creepy as fuck!

[hantshagger]

I'd prefer if we did NOT talk about punting and escorting at all during our sessions..

I have met SP's  who from time to time do talk about this, anything that is said is harmless and doesnt need to be taken further, its often just chit chat..... but what really bothers me, is you are prepared to repeat details on a public forum such as this and not in general terms but to name names also.   That is completely unnecessary, regardless of how it started.   Shame on you for what you've done here! 

[Mr_Shins]

I mentioned one name, Rebecca, and that was only when she made an appearance in this review.

It was not intended to "play them off against each other", but I shouldn't have done it. And yes, private chat was the only place where I could have told Rebecca what was actually said, once I had mentioned that.

I have cleared it all with Rebecca. Unfortunately I have not yet cleared it with Welsh Elise, but would like to. Rebecca is ok with me, and in case Elise reads this, Rebecca is ok with you too.

This is meant to be a punters site, and we are supposed to be honest in our reviews.

There are terrible escorts about who mess you around, who don't provide a service, who bait and switch, etc. and I have found this site very useful in knowing the sort of profile of escort I need to avoid.

There are also "perfect" escorts.

Then there are many who are out there to provide a great service but occasionally make a "mistake" and say or do something they shouldn't, and it seems Elise has potentially done that, and her mistakes are being outed here, which ideally would be taken as constructive criticism for her to improve, but instead seem to have ended up being blown out of proportion in my opinion.

[vw]

I mentioned one name, Rebecca, and that was only when she made an appearance in this review.

It was not intended to "play them off against each other", but I shouldn't have done it. And yes, private chat was the only place where I could have told Rebecca what was actually said, once I had mentioned that.

I have cleared it all with Rebecca. Unfortunately I have not yet cleared it with Welsh Elise, but would like to. Rebecca is ok with me, and in case Elise reads this, Rebecca is ok with you too.

This is meant to be a punters site, and we are supposed to be honest in our reviews.

There are terrible escorts about who mess you around, who don't provide a service, who bait and switch, etc. and I have found this site very useful in knowing the sort of profile of escort I need to avoid.

There are also "perfect" escorts.

Then there are many who are out there to provide a great service but occasionally make a "mistake" and say or do something they shouldn't, and it seems Elise has potentially done that, and her mistakes are being outed here, which ideally would be taken as constructive criticism for her to improve, but instead seem to have ended up being blown out of proportion in my opinion.

Are you drunk or high?   

Notice your snide post on uke trying to blame llpunting for your woes.   

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[LLPunting]

Are you drunk or high?   

Notice your snide post on uke trying to blame llpunting for your woes.   

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Looks like I missed something wild over on UKE.  Tried catching up but her posts and profile deleted.

[SamLP]

Looks like I missed something wild over on UKE.  Tried catching up but her posts and profile deleted.

She threw her toys out of the pram, denied she was talking about anyone and called punters bigger bitches than girls, and deleted all her photos.
On a separate topic, she used the classic sympathy question "Should I pack it in altogether" and called criticism of her unfair and punters uneducated.
She was pre-moderated for her outbursts. I can only imagine how she would have reacted if she had received a negative instead of a neutral.

[smiths]

She threw her toys out of the pram, denied she was talking about anyone and called punters bigger bitches than girls, and deleted all her photos.
On a separate topic, she used the classic sympathy question "Should I pack it in altogether" and called criticism of her unfair and punters uneducated.
She was pre-moderated for her outbursts. I can only imagine how she would have reacted if she had received a negative instead of a neutral.

A response I have seen from many WGs. Just re-enforces what I posted above, as thick as two short planks and who has now chosen not to stick to admins rules.

[SamLP]

A response I have seen from many WGs. Just re-enforces what I posted above, as thick as two short planks and who has now chosen not to stick to admins rules.

She doesn't seem to be happy with your comment by reporting it to admin 

[hendrix]

She threw her toys out of the pram, denied she was talking about anyone and called punters bigger bitches than girls, and deleted all her photos.
On a separate topic, she used the classic sympathy question "Should I pack it in altogether" and called criticism of her unfair and punters uneducated.
She was pre-moderated for her outbursts. I can only imagine how she would have reacted if she had received a negative instead of a neutral.

That whole thing with banning Asians because of one guy who dared criticise her hygiene (at least I think that's what it was, maybe other issues) made her look like a proper thick cunt in my book.

[SamLP]

That whole thing with banning Asians because of one guy who dared criticise her hygiene (at least I think that's what it was, maybe other issues) made her look like a proper thick cunt in my book.

Indeed.

[smiths]

She doesn't seem to be happy with your comment by reporting it to admin 

She has said that statement by me has been put on every review in her report, its not been put on every review or I would be posting 24/7 to keep up with all the reviews on here. And if she means on all her reviews that's untrue as well, in fact I havent posted on all her reviews. As I say as thick as two short planks.

[James999]

A response I have seen from many WGs. Just re-enforces what I posted above, as thick as two short planks and who has now chosen not to stick to admins rules.

Welsh elise is now reporting you, FFS if nothing else shes a fucking whinger 

[smiths]

Welsh elise is now reporting you, FFS if nothing else shes a fucking whinger 

Indeed, and I answered that above, she says I am putting that on all reviews, but that's incorrect bollocks. I don't post on ALL reviews, and I haven't even posted on ALL her reviews so it shows I was right, brains aren't her strong point which I know from UKE to be the case.

[Cunning Punt]

Punting has involved from a quiet private exchange between two consenting adults to some of a social media powered sport. Customers are able to interact openly with other customers and providers, sharing Intel, speaking socially, sharing stories, fighting, flirting, exchanging...

Soon the anonymous punter may not exist...some SP's already ask for bookings through UKE only, or AW.

So don't play their game and just book WGs the old-fashioned way via a phone call/text, play dumb about knowledge of UKP or UKE if they mention it and keep it anonymous.
If a WG insists on a booking via UKE, just give them a wide berth - plenty more fish in the sea.

These british girls who are very active on other sites and forms of social media are almost always seriously overrated in the looks department by fluffy punters and are seriously over priced

Spot on. Overpriced and many of them are overrated 'over there' in terms of service as well as looks.
Too many fluffies seem to be happy parting with £150ph for a poor service but keep publicly telling the WGs and other punters they're fantastic. 

[Marmalade]

Punting has involved from a quiet private exchange between two consenting adults to some of a social media powered sport. Customers are able to interact openly with other customers and providers, sharing Intel, speaking socially, sharing stories, fighting, flirting, exchanging...

Soon the anonymous punter may not exist...some SP's already ask for bookings through UKE only, or AW.

Oh well. Let's see where is camel takes us shall we?

I don’t follow UKE so didn’t know that. Do they have that on their AW profiles????

Generally speaking I am wary of reviews where clearly the reviewer is known to the prossie rather than having a private UKP identity. I suppose you can always have different names on UKP and UKE. Otherwise I could imagine Admin hopefully discouraging public (non-anonymous) UKE bookings.