Author Topic: __Curvy April__ - Turnpike Lane  (Read 3413 times)


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Offline 3HK

£60 for 30mins
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I've seen this service provider pop up on AW for a few years now, she has remained on the HL but I've never managed to go and see her. I was in the area yesterday, had some time to kill and fancied it. Comms all through text, she sent the address, I buzzed and she opened the door in black lingerie and flip flops.

Like previous reviews mention she is larger than the pics suggest, tanned skin, quite tall, very thick, great boobs, not a great bubble butt but a nice curvy body, I found her to be quite sexy. Paperwork dealt with as soon as I entered the room, then I went to use the toilet... another punter in a previous review mentioned wanting to use the toilet before dealing with the paperwork which caused a fuss so I handed over the paperwork first to avoid any scenes. She stashed the cash, I went to the toilet and came back into the room, she came back a few mins later, put some music on and started to undress. I then asked how many times can I cum during 30mins, she said two if the first one is quick.

Same procedure as other reviews, she asked if I wanted owo or ow, then told me not to cum in her mouth after I asked for owo. The owo was ok, a bit toothy, I got her to get on top after a few mins and she rode well and I came. A bit of chat and then round 2, more owo then I drilled her in doggy until I came again, seeing her in doggy, grabbing onto the bed rails, head down moaning into the pillow was sexy.

Good punt for what I was after, I don't kiss or look for any kind of GFE so what she provided worked for me. I thought she might have a bit of an attitude from previous reviews but she was cool, pleasant and warm with me, if I was a regular punter I would return.

Offline Bassman

Thanks for the review. Can you provide some more I do on her location? Where abouts in Wood Green?

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Thanks for the review. Can you provide some more I do on her location? Where abouts in Wood Green?

I saw her a few weeks ago and it was by an entrance to a martial arts shop, in an open t junction. I felt exposed and she took ages to answer. will review her soon but I'm not not sure what id rate her, probably a neautral. She wasn't attractive to me, just a fat chick with a pot belly who was also a very nice person. Therefore I am reluctant to review with my opinions
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Offline Bassman

I saw her a few weeks ago and it was by an entrance to a martial arts shop, in an open t junction. I felt exposed and she took ages to answer. will review her soon

Tao Sports? On Green Lanes haringey? Kinda opposite a Tesco express?


Offline 3HK

Same location, on a residential street, the house itself is near some shops. I think the closest station is Turnpike Lane but I drove. She was pretty quick opening the door, I didn't have any issues there but could be awkward if she takes a while.

Offline Lalalaveets

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Tao Sports? On Green Lanes haringey? Kinda opposite a Tesco express?

I think so, but I don't remember Tesco express. It was more of a corner shop across the road on the corner of the t junction.
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Offline Bassman

I think so, but I don't remember Tesco express. It was more of a corner shop across the road on the corner of the t junction.

Tao sports isn’t on the corner the tescos would’ve been slightly further up across the road.

Handy location if it is then as I get my martial arts stuff from them for my gym. Wonder if they know. May ask about how much the place above goes for and see what they say lol.

I can’t think of another martial arts shop in Wood Green/haringey area.

Offline Bassman

Actually there is a corner shop just down there. I was thinking of the bigger junction by the lights. Blue door? Likely I’m right with it being Tao Sports.


Offline AG7809

I saw this girl last week. Comms was good. I felt awkward waiting outside the Jiu-Jitsu gym (she took a good two minutes to come and open the door) but the room was decent.

She was very friendly and I can't complain about her service.

Unfortunately, she wasn't attractive at all. She had a nice tan but that's about it. She has a beer-belly, an out-of-shape bum and a chubby face. There also some strange marks around her anus. I'll leave it at that.

Offline Bassman


If it’s a jiu j’irai gym not a martial arts shop then it’s not where I was thinking. But I know where it is If it’s jiu jitsu.

In any case: beer belly: I’m out

Offline punk

what style of Japanese jiu jitsu? Any one know?

Offline AG7809

i only saw the beer-belly after I handed over the cash and she took off her robe.

Offline Bassman

what style of Japanese jiu jitsu? Any one know?
If it’s where I’m thinking it Brazillian not Japanese

Offline punk

If it’s where I’m thinking it Brazillian not Japanese

Thanks. It's narrowed it down now.

Offline Kingc

I have been eyeing up this profile lately but if your say her body doesn't reflect the photos I may give it a miss..


what is her riding technique like? I know bigger girls tend to grind which I love. ...

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Previous reviews of her mention her ‘amazing’ ass which I wouldn’t give 4/10. I was disappointed with how innacurately she has been reviewed. I’m gutted I didn’t walk. I’ll read reviews with a pinch of salt from now
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I have been eyeing up this profile lately but if your say her body doesn't reflect the photos I may give it a miss..


what is her riding technique like? I know bigger girls tend to grind which I love. ...


Id say the only accurate picture to me is the one of her lying down (current main profile pic).

I didn’t want her to ride me. Never tried.
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Offline DubCee

Previous reviews of her mention her ‘amazing’ ass which I wouldn’t give 4/10. I was disappointed with how innacurately she has been reviewed. I’m gutted I didn’t walk. I’ll read reviews with a pinch of salt from now

So why didnt you write a review after you saw her to share your personal experience?

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So why didnt you write a review after you saw her to share your personal experience?
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So why didnt you write a review after you saw her to share your personal experience?

As I said, I thought she was a nice person. It would have been a negative from me, and that’s why I am reluctant
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Unbelievable, a woman like that, with nothing spectacular on her to be £100ph. She should be dusting her phone until she goes down to £60ph. You can't fuck her character only her body! :D

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Unbelievable, a woman like that, with nothing spectacular on her to be £100ph. She should be dusting her phone until she goes down to £60ph. You can't fuck her character only her body! :D

I walked on this W/G, back in 2015 when her rates were lower.

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Short verson: made to wait, rude, with a poor attitude


Price:
£0 (would have been £80 per hour)