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Author Topic: Advice for my "first time" (mainly regarding safety)  (Read 5850 times)

Offline rpg

Guys, he's working you like a professional!

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

Seriously, I am just looking for real advice.

I am quite desperate to have a woman on top of me, pleasing me, stripping on me, and to play with her etc. but, as I said, if even the skin contact is really that dangerous, I can skip that.
BTW do you think I might get this at a normal gentlemen's club or strip club, in a safer way?

Money is not important.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Seriously, I am just looking for real advice.

I am quite desperate to have a woman.


Offline RomanticBoyfriend

How can a picture of yourself be of any use to me?

Offline Tailpipe

Seriously, I am just looking for real advice.

I am quite desperate to have a woman on top of me, pleasing me, stripping on me, and to play with her etc. but, as I said, if even the skin contact is really that dangerous, I can skip that.
BTW do you think I might get this at a normal gentlemen's club or strip club, in a safer way?

Money is not important.


You are talking shit , fuck off.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Daffodil


You are talking shit , fuck off.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

You're dead right TP. He won't be here long I imagine.

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

I have reported to the moderators.

Offline Daffodil

How can a picture of yourself be of any use to me?

This was quickly edited.

His initial post read something worse  :thumbsdown:

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

Can someone PLEASE give me some genuine and non-sarcastic, bad-attitude advice on whom I can see, what parlours are good?

I was really planning to do it TODAY.


Offline RomanticBoyfriend

This was quickly edited.

His initial post read something worse  :thumbsdown:

Nothing is worse than the attitude of some posters here.

Offline Tailpipe

This was quickly edited.

His initial post read something worse  :thumbsdown:

something about A SLOW DEATH as I recall aimmed at Jim , it will be in the cloud cas so
he or she thinks they are  been clever

Offline Daffodil

something about A SLOW DEATH as I recall aimmed at Jim , it will be in the cloud cas so
he or she thinks they are  been clever

Glad you saw it too. 'Suffer before death' or something like that.

Offline lovelysofia92

Can someone PLEASE give me some genuine and non-sarcastic, bad-attitude advice on whom I can see, what parlours are good?

I was really planning to do it TODAY.

Start off by watching this very educational video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUtHjOvPKT0
« Last Edit: September 05, 2013, 01:09:27 PM by lovelysofia92 »

Offline Jimmyredcab

I have reported to the moderators.

I haven't laughed so much since I saw a traffic warden tread in dogshit.    :D

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

Why does it have to end this way?




Offline Dani

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I am sorry but if you want to come on here and ask stupid bloody questions then you can only expect stupid answers.

Only porn stars tend to have certificates as they are expensive and a waste fo time as by the time you have received it an escort has probably shagged 40 men or more. 
As for safety, do you actually know anything about STIs?  By that I mean actually KNOW not just someone told you in the playground?
There is no such thing as completely safe sex as Herpes can be spread by skin shedding or shedding of the lips etc. 

To actually suggest dry humping to just be safe shows that you are either an idiot or a child.  You say you want sensuality then talk about dry humping. That is so far from sensual its a joke. 

If you really believe all prossies are so riddled with diseases then don't book one.  Stay at home and wank.  God your ignorance is beyond belief.

Is the clue that the OP is a wind up maybe in the profile name  - i mean "romantic boyfriend" - on here FFS !

Who gives a shit? He wants to see an escort and cuddle or dryhump? And posts here?

I prefer the Steve Coogan, "Gareth Cheeseman" in Dearth of a Salesman, when he takes a WG back to his hotel room.
"Some men want to talk, not me, I want to have sex"

But then after clinching a sales deal, he also said "A wank i think...." Maybe take that advice Mr Romantic! Hahaha!


Wiltsboy01

What if I did something like an assisted shower naked, with a masseuse?

Best advice is PM me for details and for a modest fee on top of her charges, I will test anyone you would like to see with a 'wand of truth' I possess concealed about my person. 

If I live beyond the weekend after her trial by wand, you are good to go.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2013, 02:19:21 PM by Wiltsboy01 »

surprised she lasted 14 posts, tool.

Offline skittish

surprised she lasted 14 posts, tool.

It's because Nik's getting stuck into one in London today, Adams workload has doubled.  :D



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