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Author Topic: Advice for my "first time" (mainly regarding safety)  (Read 5834 times)

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

:hi:

Ladies & Gentlemen, I would appreciate some advice for my first time with an escort. I want it to happen either today or tomorrow.

I have often read that the best option would be to visit a well-established parlour. And I am planning to travel away from where I live (London), maybe to somewhere in the north, e.g. Manchester, or even further depending on what's available...

My questions:
1. Is there absolutely no risk for "Trouble"? i.e. I mean no danger from criminals, pimps, police, lawyers, activists, rip-off parlour managers who will ask me to pay more, etc.? Just wondering what sort of potential problems I should expect before engaging in this sort of activity.
2. One one escort advice website, I read that we should always ask the escort for their most recent health records. However, I didn't get the impression from reading online field reports that punters actually do so. What's the normal practice and would it be OK to ask?

As you can guess, I am looking for a fully safe and clean experience. I hope you understand I have my reasons for that.

- In case there is no absolute guarantee against any sort of "external" risk (police, pimps, etc), I would rather travel to another country where it is regulated (Amsterdam or Germany)...
- In case of no health guarantees, I am ready to abstain from anything that involves fluid contact (kissing, penetration, oral) and instead would be happy with a very erotic massage, nuru and "dry humping" ("sex with clothes on"), maybe covered oral.

In any case I want it to be a 2 hour session, slow-paced, explorative, with more lapdancing, massaging and foreplay in the first hour and sex/humping in the second.

Would appreciate your advice and thoughts on what would help me experience this in the safest way possible. If you have any specific parlours or escorts in mind, who have the patience to do the above (especially bold part), that would be fantastic!

Thanks,
Romantic :rose: Boyfriend



Offline finn5555

And I thought schools started back today  :dash:

2. One one escort advice website, I read that we should always ask the escort for their most recent health records. However, I didn't get the impression from reading online field reports that punters actually do so. What's the normal practice and would it be OK to ask?


Yes always get to see herhealth report   Best to ask in the first contact you have with her this can save you valuable time  :hi:good luck & don't forget to post your field report here


Offline akauya

Come on chaps... cut him some slack we were all newbies once...

I have often read that the best option would be to visit a well-established parlour. And I am planning to travel away from where I live (London), maybe to somewhere in the north, e.g. Manchester, or even further depending on what's available...

That's absolutely correct RomanticBoyfriend. I live in London too and always punt in Inverness and sometimes Cardiff. You know London being such a small place everyone knows me here. I probably know you!

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

OK... seriously, what's wrong? Do some find it funny that I opt for safety? I sense from the condescending tone of some posters here that they lack the maturity to accept the diversity of principles and needs in other people.

For me getting STDs/STIs is an absolute no. Zero tolerance. Full stop. If you are less risk adverse, fine with me, but I don't want to be like you - is that clear?!

The main reason I am looking for an escort is that I need female body contact, sensuality (which I haven't had for many, many years, don't ask why) from a superhot sexy woman. Penetration would be a bonus, but only if it is absolutely safe. There are other ways of making the willy happy.

Offline skittish

Is this why you want to punt outside London because the 4000 odd operating there are all riddled with disease?


Online Jimmyredcab



For me getting STDs/STIs is an absolute no. Zero tolerance. Full stop. If you are less risk adverse, fine with me, but I don't want to be like you - is that clear?!

Simple solution, stick to wanking, that is pretty safe.  :hi:

Offline Kram

I for one applaud your attitude towards you health and zero tolerance For stds

You should've defo invest in a boddom. (No typo) full body prophylactic this should ensure you stay disease free


Please go to www.boddoms.com


Or as JRC said stick to wanking
« Last Edit: September 05, 2013, 12:01:52 PM by Kram »

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

None of this really answers my questions...


Offline RomanticBoyfriend

Are you saying nuru massages or dry humping could also get me STDs?

Offline Kram

Are you saying nuru massages or dry humping could also get me STDs?

Oh yeah .... No such thing as never too much

You can never be too pretty
You can never be too rich
You can never be too safe

I mean they are wg's you don't know who they have have rubber up against previously ....

Offline Daffodil

My questions:
1. Is there absolutely no risk for "Trouble"? i.e. I mean no danger from criminals, pimps, police, lawyers, activists, rip-off parlour managers who will ask me to pay more, etc.? Just wondering what sort of potential problems I should expect before engaging in this sort of activity.
2. One one escort advice website, I read that we should always ask the escort for their most recent health records. However, I didn't get the impression from reading online field reports that punters actually do so. What's the normal practice and would it be OK to ask?

I am sorry you have received a somewhat aggressive response from our erstwhile members. Let me try and change the tide by answering your questions.

1) Trouble is, unfortunately, almost guaranteed. This is a seedy business my friend, populated by seedy people. It is not, however, illegal, so I usually inform the fuzz of my whereabouts prior to any punt and tell them I will check in approximately five minutes after my punt is due to end. If they don't hear from me, they come a running. I also carry some personal protection, and we're not talking condoms. Which brings me on to question two...

2) It is common practice for a prossie to divulge her full medical record. You usually do not need to ask and be wary of those who you do. The majority will have their most recent clear (or not, as the case may be) certificate above the mantlepiece. But, be careful! As we all know a certificate is only as good up until the day she was tested. I usually always wear two condoms and I never take off my clothes. For complete piece of mind I have started asking that the prossie remain in a separate room.

Hope that helps  :hi:


Online Jimmyredcab

Are you saying nuru massages or dry humping could also get me STDs?

Yes, of course, also watching porn films.  :hi:

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

I am sorry you have received a somewhat aggressive response from our erstwhile members.
No worries. They will have died and rotten long before they stir my true anger.
Old faggots I suppose  :crazy:

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1) Trouble is, unfortunately, almost guaranteed. This is a seedy business my friend, populated by seedy people. It is not, however, illegal, so I usually inform the fuzz of my whereabouts prior to any punt and tell them I will check in approximately five minutes after my punt is due to end. If they don't hear from me, they come a running. I also carry some personal protection, and we're not talking condoms. Which brings me on to question two...
a) Do you mean also the well-established massage parlours?
b) And what about the independent escorts then?
c) What sort of personal protection? So there are no sort of security checks in the parlours?

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2) It is common practice for a prossie to divulge her full medical record. You usually do not need to ask and be wary of those who you do. The majority will have their most recent clear (or not, as the case may be) certificate above the mantlepiece. But, be careful! As we all know a certificate is only as good up until the day she was tested. I usually always wear two condoms and I never take off my clothes. For complete piece of mind I have started asking that the prossie remain in a separate room.
Makes sense...
So you would not advise stuff like body-to-body massage and nuru massages?

To fully protect you from STDs, Pimps and criminals, I suggest this is the look to go for.


Offline akauya

To fully protect you from STDs, Pimps and criminals, I suggest this is the look to go for.



Fucking hell Baz that made me laugh so loud my colleagues are wondering if I'm really working on this very important report I'm meant to be working on --- ahem must get back to work  :lol:

Offline lovelysofia92

RomanticBoy,

Ignore all these petty men trying to make fun of you, I admire your dedication to stay a virgin forever.

For 100% safe sex I suggest a much cheaper alternative.



But please, please, please have this fake vagina tested every week or so; you can never trust cunts with where they've been.

Have fun!

Offline Daffodil

a) Do you mean also the well-established massage parlours?
b) And what about the independent escorts then?
c) What sort of personal protection? So there are no sort of security checks in the parlours?

The lot I'm afraid. In terms of personal protection, I don't think you need look further than the humble flail. The problem is is that it's quite conspicuous, so people know where you're going. There aren't many places in this day and age where you need a flail, you see.

Makes sense...
So you would not advise stuff like body-to-body massage and nuru massages?

Never do nuru! It's too slippy and you run the risk of losing control over where 'things' slide. Nuru is one of the highest risk practices for HIV, more so than receiving unprotected anal. I think it's because people don't appreciate how dangerous it is. Body-to-body massage is risky, but not as much as nuru. Keep your clothes on and you should be fine. For added protection, take a brolly.

Offline RomanticBoyfriend

What if I did something like an assisted shower naked, with a masseuse?


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