Ladies & Gentlemen, I would appreciate some advice for my first time with an escort. I want it to happen either today or tomorrow.
I have often read that the best option would be to visit a well-established parlour. And I am planning to travel away from where I live (London), maybe to somewhere in the north, e.g. Manchester, or even further depending on what's available...
1. Is there absolutely no risk for "Trouble"? i.e. I mean no danger from criminals, pimps, police, lawyers, activists, rip-off parlour managers who will ask me to pay more, etc.? Just wondering what sort of potential problems I should expect before engaging in this sort of activity.
2. One one escort advice website, I read that we should always ask the escort for their most recent health records. However, I didn't get the impression from reading online field reports that punters actually do so. What's the normal practice and would it be OK to ask?
As you can guess, I am looking for a fully safe and clean experience. I hope you understand I have my reasons for that.
- In case there is no absolute guarantee against any sort of "external" risk (police, pimps, etc), I would rather travel to another country where it is regulated (Amsterdam or Germany)...
- In case of no health
guarantees, I am ready to abstain from anything that involves fluid contact (kissing, penetration, oral) and instead would be happy with a very erotic massage, nuru and "dry humping" ("sex with clothes on"), maybe covered oral.In any case I want it to be a 2 hour session, slow-paced, explorative, with more lapdancing, massaging and foreplay in the first hour and sex/humping in the second.
Would appreciate your advice and thoughts on what would help me experience this in the safest way possible. If you have any specific parlours or escorts in mind, who have the patience to do the above (especially bold part), that would be fantastic!