Author Topic: Welsh Elise - London Tour - Paddington - fun bubbly personality  (Read 2636 times)


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Offline mcardle464

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Location: Paddington Mid-Market hotel. Elise is normally based in Cardiff

Comms: V Good

Time booked: 1/2 hour for £70

Stayed:  over 45 mins

Services: FK, DT, OWO, HJ, protected sex, toys

Would I return: definitely, when she does another London gig.

Attitude: friendly and bubbly, likes to please.

Looks: cute girl-next-door, with a great body, small natural tits.  Does have stretch marks - didn't bother me.


I had a fun time with Elise.  On my "Grumpy Old Punter" thread we were discussing how important conversation is.https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168845.0.  You'll certainly get that with Elise: she's a bit of a chatterbox.

I basically had a fun time with her, and wished I'd booked an hour (I've got wary about doing longer punts for the first time with someone in case its a waste of money).

When I phoned up to book I had a weird but hilarious convo:

"Hi Elise: are you available this afternoon?"

"Yes, but I have decided to stay another day in London, so I need to buy some more clothes and stuff.  You don't know any clothes shops around Paddington?"

"Paddington?  That's just kebab shops and boozers.  I don't think there are any women's clothes shops round there! Oxford Street would be the nearest place, I think.  Couple of stops on the tube."

Anyway, we discussed women's clothing shops and agreed on 4pm to give her time to do the shopping.  I got the impression this was going to be a good punt.

She sent me a text when she was back and I headed to the hotel, which was more upmarket than I expected.  I was a bit stressed 'cos I had problems finding a working cashpoint, but arrived about 5 mins early.  The foyer of the hotel is tiny so I had to hang around there: I looked in the cafe but it was tiny too and all tables were occupied.

Elise met me in a black bra-and-panties set which she had just bought "for you - do you like it?"  She showed me her body. When I said it was nice having someone who spoke English, she started talking in Welsh just to wind me up. She's got  a sense of humour.

Overall, I thought her willing attitude, fun personality, and general demeanour made up for any imperfections on her body.  Her tits are very small but nice.  I know another punter didn't rate her face - but I think she's perfectly cute and nice looking.

She snogs well. She does deepthroat, and is proud of her ability to do so.

She also has a positive attitude to discretion and security.  She was putting all the used guff into a separate bin-bag to dispose of out of the hotel so they wouldn't know what the room was used for.

We went well over time and I came on her tits.  I got to christen my Poundland vibrator which she seemed to like. She does talk a lot and says things like: "I love sex!  Put your cock in me now!" Apparently she has a lot of uniforms and things for roleplays.

I can't think of any negatives.  I should have booked an hour, and I will see her again when she returns to London.  Definitely VFM in my book. 
 




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Her profile says she has 30c boobs yet the pictures show she is probably at best a 30aa, why try to deceive  :unknown:

Offline SirCharles

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Location: Paddington Mid-Market hotel. Elise is normally based in Cardiff

Comms: V Good

Time booked: 1/2 hour for £70

Stayed:  over 45 mins

Services: FK, DT, OWO, HJ, protected sex, toys

Would I return: definitely, when she does another London gig.

Attitude: friendly and bubbly, likes to please.

Looks: cute girl-next-door, with a great body, small natural tits.  Does have stretch marks - didn't bother me.


I had a fun time with Elise.  On my "Grumpy Old Punter" thread we were discussing how important conversation is.https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168845.0.  You'll certainly get that with Elise: she's a bit of a chatterbox.

I basically had a fun time with her, and wished I'd booked an hour (I've got wary about doing longer punts for the first time with someone in case its a waste of money).

When I phoned up to book I had a weird but hilarious convo:

"Hi Elise: are you available this afternoon?"

"Yes, but I have decided to stay another day in London, so I need to buy some more clothes and stuff.  You don't know any clothes shops around Paddington?"

"Paddington?  That's just kebab shops and boozers.  I don't think there are any women's clothes shops round there! Oxford Street would be the nearest place, I think.  Couple of stops on the tube."

Anyway, we discussed women's clothing shops and agreed on 4pm to give her time to do the shopping.  I got the impression this was going to be a good punt.

She sent me a text when she was back and I headed to the hotel, which was more upmarket than I expected.  I was a bit stressed 'cos I had problems finding a working cashpoint, but arrived about 5 mins early.  The foyer of the hotel is tiny so I had to hang around there: I looked in the cafe but it was tiny too and all tables were occupied.

Elise met me in a black bra-and-panties set which she had just bought "for you - do you like it?"  She showed me her body. When I said it was nice having someone who spoke English, she started talking in Welsh just to wind me up. She's got  a sense of humour.

Overall, I thought her willing attitude, fun personality, and general demeanour made up for any imperfections on her body.  Her tits are very small but nice.  I know another punter didn't rate her face - but I think she's perfectly cute and nice looking.

She snogs well. She does deepthroat, and is proud of her ability to do so.

She also has a positive attitude to discretion and security.  She was putting all the used guff into a separate bin-bag to dispose of out of the hotel so they wouldn't know what the room was used for.

We went well over time and I came on her tits.  I got to christen my Poundland vibrator which she seemed to like. She does talk a lot and says things like: "I love sex!  Put your cock in me now!" Apparently she has a lot of uniforms and things for roleplays.

I can't think of any negatives.  I should have booked an hour, and I will see her again when she returns to London.  Definitely VFM in my book.
6/10 isn't outright negative, but in picture she is better: i don't want to be arrogant or weird but in general prossies are not so cute, i had civvies much better in my life....anyway, body is 8/10 and attitude is 10/10 cum laude...
I am thinking about booking for half a day next time: fuck &fun..i like staying with her

Offline dubhcarr

Her profile says she has 30c boobs yet the pictures show she is probably at best a 30aa, why try to deceive  :unknown:

when her nipples are errect....... :lol:........she hasplenty of photos on another website so you can get a good view of what youre getting........if you like young and boobs.........pass.(mis quote).......

Offline Mr_Shins

I'm worried now that next time she comes you two will book her for the entire stay and won't leave any time for me...

I have however booked her another 2 hours for tonight.

Offline SirCharles

I'm worried now that next time she comes you two will book her for the entire stay and won't leave any time for me...

I have however booked her another 2 hours for tonight.
Lucky you!

Offline mcardle464

I forgot to add, when I went for my customary post-punt pint, I hadn't washed and when I drank my beer I found my hands smelled of pussy.  An odd experience, but not an unpleasant one. :lol:

Offline Doombar

I forgot to add, when I went for my customary post-punt pint, I hadn't washed and when I drank my beer I found my hands smelled of pussy.  An odd experience, but not an unpleasant one. :lol:
Her recent NEUTRAL review reports issues with a smelly pussy.

Offline mcardle464

There are a lot of photos of her on UKE, so here's a link to the pix.  Make up your own minds:

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Offline crfc

Her profile says she has 30c boobs yet the pictures show she is probably at best a 30aa, why try to deceive  :unknown:
She isn't... She has posted about going to a specialst lingerie shop where they measured her and found her size to be 30C, WE had infact had herself down as a 30 A before, she said the bra's she now buys are a better more comfortable fit!!
I have heard a few women over the years say how being properly measured made a massive difference to comfort and size worn, not an area I know a lot about nor I suspect do most of us geezers!!!
As for any hygiene problems I've met her a few times* and never had anything but fresh and tasty lady bits to play with...

*Aoologies for not having done a review on here but been hetic time for me, I might stir my stumps and catch up soon!!!

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She isn't... She has posted about going to a specialst lingerie shop where they measured her and found her size to be 30C, WE had infact had herself down as a 30 A before, she said the bra's she now buys are a better more comfortable fit!!
I have heard a few women over the years say how being properly measured made a massive difference to comfort and size worn, not an area I know a lot about nor I suspect do most of us geezers!!!
As for any hygiene problems I've met her a few times* and never had anything but fresh and tasty lady bits to play with...

*Aoologies for not having done a review on here but been hetic time for me, I might stir my stumps and catch up soon!!!

She needs to get a refund from the shop thinking she's a C cup.  Absolutely no feckin way she's more than an A cup on her most swollen day.  Having bought lingerie for OHs and talked and photographed with fashion and glamour models and stylists.

Offline Doombar

There are a lot of photos of her on UKE, so here's a link to the pix.  Make up your own minds:

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My wife is real C and she's about 5x bigger. I'd guess at A or AA.  If she wears C then it will defo be more comfortable though  :lol:

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Her recent NEUTRAL review reports issues with a smelly pussy.

Well, the last 2 neutrals have. Maybe we were both unlucky.  :unknown:

As for her physical features, she's fairly flat chested and definitely an A.
I found her very plain looking and nothing like most of the pictures I've seen of her, where she is clearly wearing a lot of make-up and are taken in a certain light.
But beauty is subjective I guess. Glad you had a good one, OP.

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My wife is real C and she's about 5x bigger. I'd guess at A or AA.  If she wears C then it will defo be more comfortable though  :lol:
breast tissue isn't just in the front or what you can see I have quite a bit around my under arm area your cup size should cover this or it looks like you have flabby underarms which is actually what I thought I had  loss of fullness due to breastfeeding more than one child so cup size doesn't automatically mean the amount of breast in the front I'm more comfortable with the back size actually as was wearing a 32 before that moved upwards so was uncomfortable for me to wear it does state on my profile I'm not busy so it's down to people to read hope clears things up x
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