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External Link/Members OnlyWithout doubt my worst ever punt.
Driving home after trip away for work, I thought I'd have a crafty punt before I got home.
Tried a few of my favourites locally who were all booked or unavailable and as I was in Worcester Park I thought I'd give this 'Brazilian Beauty' a whirl.
After some texting and a brief chat she seemed really nice. Kept me hanging for 20 minutes before I got her address I ventured to her place.
Located on top of a bank in the high st, initial thoughts were good for and hour of intense fun.
She answered the door and I was a little disappointed, looking scruffy and caked in make up she resembled a very angry clown, white face and 'Boris hair'. As per usual thinking with my dick I persisted and parted with £70 for half an hour (my intention was a full hour but by now I had reservations)
Got on the bed of her scruffy little bedsit and awaited some delicious OWO and giving her a good licking, all listed on her profile. No.... out came the thickest jonnys I've ever felt, a cold wipedown and some spray. Now I should point out I was clean and had freshened up prior to my visit, I'm not a tramp and I do look after myself.
I asked about OWO she snarled 'EXTRA' then I asked about licking her, 'NO'... it was at this point I realised I'd fucked up.
3 minutes into the frostiest BJ ever, it just wasn't happening for me. She looked deranged and angry, sitting between my legs so I was unable to touch her in any way. She was wearing a nightie and no sight of her 'jelly tot tits'
I said something along the lines of 'this isn't happening for me, can we call it quits?' She jumped up angrily and started shouting 'not sexy! are you stupid?' The mood was gone....
I got up and dressed, trying to haggle the return of at least some of my £70, she was now completely raging so I cut my losses and just left.
I'll put it down to experience, TOFTT so you guys don't have to.
She's the girl in the pics, but something terrible must have happened to her along the way. I hope she uses the money she stole from me to cheer herself up a bit.
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