Okay but in all seriousness...
I've called Amelie maybe 2 or 3 times with the intention of making a booking, but fuck me she is one miserable bitch down the phone. She couldn't sound more unenthusiastic if she tried. Each time I just think 'nah, fuck it, has bad punt written all over it'. I wait 6 months or so, give her another shout, still a miserable fucker.
Is she like this down the phone with everyone or what? Really puts me off seeing her, despite the good reports.