This profile is priceless, but for most punters since it's outcall only, it won't apply to you. https://www.adultwork.com/2139477
The profile has a lure of exclusivity about it despite having no photos on the profile and I can't deny I was hoodwinked initially by it. So we (me and the profile owner) struck up a conversation, but every time I asked for a photo there would be a rebuttal with another question about me I had to answer. This went on for quite a period of ping-ponging emails back and forth.
In the end I agreed to a booking and supplied a date / time when I would be available on the proviso I received by return a genuine, clear photo. Here's the response I got:I am happy to send you a photo no problems at all.
I would ask how ever that you are completely discreet with it. and respect my privacy as I will always respect yours.
I also want to be honest with you. Given that I have just started this , I hope you understand I am bit nervous, and have not actually met anyone yet. Not that I have doubts about you, I just need easing in to it. lol. so you can still be my first, .lol
A friend who is on this site with her fiancé, Suggested something which seems to be the way to start for me. you see I have a lover , lol well actually it is my lecturer whom I seduced at college .lol and it turns out he has a very naughty streak too. Any way we have been ‘together’ for some time. He is an academic in his early 40s. Very educated, classy and hot. I told him about my idea and he was cool with it as he loves 3smes. May I entice you in to a 3sme with us. He can just watch or even leave after getting me hot and horny , I don’t mind. As long as I break the ice, So to say. I am not charging any extra for this. It is just a help for me to feel more at ease because honestly trust me if I am at ease you will have such a horny time i will blow your mind. lol and i am quoting this from most guys I have had sex with. lol. and if you are up for it I am all for DP . having two cocks in me mmmmmmmmmmm. Any way as I say my Bf is no riff raff. Very intelligent, sophisticated, chilled and a respectful academic with his hot glasses always on, sometimes even when we are having sex.... Lol
I hope we can do this because I really do want to meet you ,as I like the way you have communicated and been very understanding and honest with me
There is no way on this planet this has been written by an escort. More like a middle aged bloke either genuinely trying to arrange a MMF or a complete fantasist / who's having a wank at the replies he gets. I can't decide which.
Any rate, it made me laugh once I'd sussed it, but I would like to caution others from communicating unless you are intending to hoodwink the profile owner yourself.