Welsh Elise - Grangetown

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Naugahyde is an American brand of artificial leather (or "pleather" from plastic leather). 

Thanks for the explanation, I didn't have enough time to Google it before work this morning. 

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Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuuuuuuuck iiiiiit!

Have you got the screenplay in front of you? Or have you been eating blue smarties?! 

[foreverhung]

Have you got the screenplay in front of you? Or have you been eating blue smarties?! 

Only have all englishrebecca121 's latest pictures all over my laptop screen and if I'm not careful I'll be spunking blue smarties

[mrdiamond77]

Only have all englishrebecca121 's latest pictures all over my laptop screen and if I'm not careful I'll be spunking blue smarties

    

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Only have all englishrebecca121 's latest pictures all over my laptop screen and if I'm not careful I'll be spunking blue smarties

 

Dude, if your her biggest fan, why didn't you book her on the December tour in the 'Diff?! It would be the booking of your life...Stop torturing yourself!! 

[foreverhung]

If your her biggest fan, why didn't you book her on the December tour in the 'Diff?! Stop torturing yourself!! 

I tried to get to her once, I got stuck on the bridge hard shoulder wanking, I shot my load and turned back, I thought lets get over the bridge first then call her hoping she could 'fit me in' but ended up wanking all over her pictures on my phone and the shoulder wasn't the only thing that was hard, one day, one day

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I tried to get to her once, I got stuck on the bridge hard shoulder wanking, I shot my load and turned back, I thought lets get over the bridge first then call her hoping she could 'fit me in' but ended up wanking all over her pictures on my phone and the shoulder wasn't the only thing that was hard, one day, one day

Oh my days! 

Rebecca! Help him out!!   

[SeekingtheTruth]

FH doesn't punt, just knocks one out over the profiles.

Not sure who out of us all is doing it better as he must be saving a fortune.

[crfc]

FH doesn't punt, just knocks one out over the profiles.

Not sure who out of us all is doing it better as he must be saving a fortune.

Oh I don't know his cleaning & Vaseline, Kleenex bills must be pretty big!!! 

[foreverhung]

FH doesn't punt, just knocks one out over the profiles.

Not sure who out of us all is doing it better as he must be saving a fortune.

One?