Welsh Elise - Grangetown

[dumbo25]

Overview

I wasn’t sure whether to make this review, given the plenty of Positive reviews Welsh Elise has but this was my experience with her.
I had a free day on Friday, so decided to see who was available last minute. I saw that WE had her green light on so decided to make a last minute booking, this would be the first meeting I have had with her. I gave her about 45 minutes between call and booking to get ready and she agreed  .

Given the many reviews on here and AW I thought I would be in for a great time  , but IMO what I got was an average booking  . Her appearance is really nice and attractive, I am absolutely into her small breasts but many little things bugged me so that’s why it’s a neutral. I can see why most enjoy her but maybe it’s just me, it didn’t work for me  .

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Duration / Cost
1 hour / £130.

Location

The location was easy enough to find, down in Grangetown. It was close to where I have had the worst Romanian punt ever (but that’s a different story)  ! I was running about 5 minutes late due to traffic (I am usually 10 min early for all bookings) and did inform WE but she responded it wasn’t a problem as she was too. Parking easy nothing to be concerned about regarding nosy neighbours etc, as I had to wait another 10 minutes for WE as she was having a bad hair day (Strike 1)  . I won’t review the place as that has nothing to do with the service, let’s just say the bed was fit for purpose and that what’s required.

Girl / Service

Think everybody by now knows her description from reviews here and on various other sites.

In relation to the service this is where I was a bit disappointed.  The levels of service I have had over the years have been crappy Romanian B&S, average “Chinese” Parlours on Richmond road and then the Top end WG that everybody knows.
WE services were sort of like the middle of the road Chinese Parlours. Before starting I had the cock inspection from her (I had a shower before leaving the house) but she saw “fluff” around the tip of my cock and said would I mind having a shower. This was not a problem so I jumped into the shower washed and returned. On my return, she was on her phone, think checking her UKE postings, something she did a couple of times during my visit (Strike 2)  .

I didn’t pass the second cock inspection after the shower, so decided on the wet wipe approach (similar to the Chinese parlours), again not a problem. Her GFE services are good, nice DFK and touching etc and as mentioned I liked her small nips, great to suck on. I really like her deep throating OWO lots of spit and gagging really was a turn on. However, as I made my approach for a bit of cunnilingus, there was a distinct odour that made me retreat and this was where it went downhill for me (Strike 3)  .

On with the condom and had sex in mish and doggy, but every time I was plugging away there was a distinct odour from her that made the experience a little bit difficult to enjoy. I usually hold on cumming till the very end of a booking but within 30 mins of plugging away couldn’t cum. So the condom came off for a wank onto WE body, another bit I enjoyed immensely  .

I went for a shower and came back and she was on her phone, the chats in between were awkward, probably because this was my first visit and left after 45 mins.  I can see why there are plenty of positives for WE but for me the 3 strikes  make this a WG that I will not be visiting again.

Will I return?
NO

[vw]

She certainly needs to put the phone down in bookings  , I would have put her over my knee to sort that out the first time she did it.   

Hopefully this review wont got he same way as the last one, but feat the WK's wont be able to resist.   

[Steelworker]

Thanks for the review, Dumbo. Sounds like one thing on top of another contrived to make this an experience you don’t want to repeat. Apart from the obvious hygiene strikes, I hate it when there’s constant phone use. It’s unnecessary and a bit disrespectful.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Good, balanced, review Dumbo

It sounds like a distinctly underwhelming punt. Elise remains on my HL (I've not seen her yet) but your experience will not have me "fast tracking" her to the top of it

[Just forum]

So wiffy fanny,either dont shower between punts or a dirty skank.  Here's to the next review "she tasted great"

[Punting_Mad]

JF... You need to read this
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[Devon Maverick]

She is someone I was keen to see but I think it is so damn rude to be checking phone when she is on your paid time ..as if it could not wait till the end of the meeting.
Sorry you had a bad visit there !

[np500]

Yes, the most irritating thing in punting, ( ignored booking apart ! ) even after the sex but within your paid time when thay pick the phone up as your talking and you get silence, then pardone, I know what I’d like to say !  but maybe it just shows there true interest ? ( which we are quite aware of thank you, but I’m paying here )  Or ignorance ? or both ? Phone shouldn’t even be in the room. Go check it when we’re gone. As for cleanliness, don’t know what happened here , but rule one applies .

[hantshagger]

She does seem to be quite preoccupied with UKE.   Even with my booking, she had posted just before and after     this was while i was either in shower undressing or getting dressed, although i never saw any phone/internet activity while we were properly together on the punt sounds like she has crossed the boundary to use phone/ internet whilst with the client here

[Mil 34]

No doubt she will read this review and respond like she did last time when someone give her a slating.
I was thinking about booking here last Friday. Glad I didn’t now

[madmania]

Shame, was hoping to see this girl soon. Guess I'll give her a miss now, Aimee Snow is sounding a much better prospect

[Soggybiscuit]

Sounds like one too forget. I spoke to her on the phone recently and didn't make a booking as something just didn't connect. Apologies if this was during  punt!

[WelshElise]

Very inacurate to start with you were 30 minutes early I was running late as had been out i tolld you this on the phone I saw you 15 min earlier than booking was ment to start my phone rang I pick the phone up rejected the call is asked you to rince yourself but not wipe you came back and you had wiped would you stick a lollypop full of fluff in your mouth I doubt it as for my home yes I live here it's my home I haven't been here long enough to decorate the place it's getting there as for smelling I tolld you I wasn't doing oral that day I wasn't in the mood for it I used my phone whilst you were in the shower booking was already running over time my right to do so  2 sides to every sorry

[SamLP]

She's only gone and responded to this review on uke calling it lies. Also revealed personal details that shouldn't have been said. Really bad form. I was considering seeing her when she would tour London but now she's firmly off my HL. I can't book someone who doesn't want to perform oral because she doesn't feel like it on the day.

[WelshElise]

She's only gone and responded to this review on uke calling it lies. Also revealed personal details that shouldn't have been said. Really bad form. I was considering seeing her when she would tour London but now she's firmly off my HL. I can't book someone who doesn't want to perform oral because she doesn't feel like it on the day.

it wasn't I didn't feel like it he rubbed my clit and made it sore

[smiths]

She's only gone and responded to this review on uke calling it lies. Also revealed personal details that shouldn't have been said. Really bad form. I was considering seeing her when she would tour London but now she's firmly off my HL. I can't book someone who doesn't want to perform oral because she doesn't feel like it on the day.

Really, well that's expressly against the rules on UKE, but I cant say I am surprised, Elise is not the smartest of people as I found out when she insisted agency pimps who take an agreed cut of a WGs fees aren't breaking the law, even when the proof its illegal was posted up.

UKE ISNT a WGs platform to moan about their own reviews on here.

[SamLP]

it wasn't I didn't feel like it he rubbed my clit and made it sore

You're changing your tune now.
First you didn't feel like it that day, and now it's his fault for making your clit sore.

[SamLP]

Really, well that's expressly against the rules on UKE, but I cant say I am surprised, Elise is not the smartest of people as I found out when she insisted agency pimps who take an agreed cut of a WGs fees aren't breaking the law, even when the proof its illegal was posted up.

UKE ISNT a WGs platform to moan about their own reviews on here.

Indeed it isn't, and it's not her domain either to reveal personal details about the punter. Really bad form 

[smiths]

Indeed it isn't, and it's not her domain either to reveal personal details about the punter. Really bad form 

Absolutely, quite happy to take his money of course.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Now without sounding like a bitch here are a couple of things.:

1, ) if you offer reverse oral saying you simply were not in the mood for it isnt good,

2) NEVER check your phone in front of a client , if it was the other way round think how fucked off you would be

3) Writing on your profile "i am no longer seeing asian men on the back of a review i had" is simply childish and kinda tells everyone on here the op is asian did you really need to do that?

4: You have been a member on uke for 10 weeks and have alot of post invovling arguements, and constantly use the status bar to say things regarding bad clients, just remember uke is a platform to sell yourself !

im sure your a lovely girl and i hope this doesnt come across the wrong way just giving a few i hope helpful pointers as an established wg x

[WelshElise]

Really, well that's expressly against the rules on UKE, but I cant say I am surprised, Elise is not the smartest of people as I found out when she insisted agency pimps who take an agreed cut of a WGs fees aren't breaking the law, even when the proof its illegal was posted up.

UKE ISNT a WGs platform to moan about their own reviews on here.

I Am intitled to defend myself against inacurate information he was rude besides I didn't specify what spesific type of race he was Rebecca defends herself all the time I wasn't winging I'm entitled to defend myself

[SamLP]

I Am intitled to defend myself against inacurate information he was rude besides I didn't specify what spesific type of race he was Rebecca defends herself all the time I wasn't winging I'm entitled to defend myself

You have no right to even mention or refer to his background no matter how vague.
That type of action makes you indiscreet and you're a stepping stone away from outing a punter the next time someone doesn't give you a favourable review.
If I were the OP, I would be requesting the review being changed to a negative after your desire to tarnish him with all sorts of claims and varying inaccuracies in your reason not to accept RO.

[WelshElise]

I'm anything but indiscreet it's a very broad range I've already put his number on saafe

[WelshElise]

Yes, the most irritating thing in punting, ( ignored booking apart ! ) even after the sex but within your paid time when thay pick the phone up as your talking and you get silence, then pardone, I know what I’d like to say !  but maybe it just shows there true interest ? ( which we are quite aware of thank you, but I’m paying here )  Or ignorance ? or both ? Phone shouldn’t even be in the room. Go check it when we’re gone. As for cleanliness, don’t know what happened here , but rule one applies .

My phone is in my room for safty I would not have any problems dialing 999 if needed or prahaps you would rather I installed cctv cameras instead or had a a big bloke here I have a life outside my job children ect I do need my phone to be near at all times

[WelshElise]

Now this bs makes perfect sense to me say hi to Laurence for me

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[madmania]

2) NEVER check your phone in front of a client , if it was the other way round think how fucked off you would be

Is this a bad thing for a client to do? I frequently check my phone during bookings

Now this bs makes perfect sense to me say hi to Laurence for me

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[Brazilian Martian]

Now without sounding like a bitch here are a couple of things.:

1, ) if you offer reverse oral saying you simply were not in the mood for it isnt good,

2) NEVER check your phone in front of a client , if it was the other way round think how fucked off you would be

3) Writing on your profile "i am no longer seeing asian men on the back of a review i had" is simply childish and kinda tells everyone on here the op is asian did you really need to do that?

4: You have been a member on uke for 10 weeks and have alot of post invovling arguements, and constantly use the status bar to say things regarding bad clients, just remember uke is a platform to sell yourself !

im sure your a lovely girl and i hope this doesnt come across the wrong way just giving a few i hope helpful pointers as an established wg x

Well said becca 

[Brazilian Martian]

Now this bs makes perfect sense to me say hi to Laurence for me

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This is not gonna end well 

[WelshElise]

This is not gonna end well 

portfolio are known for this sort of behaviour and paying clients to do reviews on girls and also discount for positive reviews on their girls

[puntingpumping1920]

You exposed OP's ethnicity, plus put a blanket ban on anyone that shares OP's ethnicity. Admitted to exposing his number on saafe.
 
You should be blacklisted for outing.
 

[WelshElise]

You exposed OP's ethnicity, plus put a blanket ban on anyone that shares OP's ethnicity. Admitted to exposing his number on saafe.
You should be blacklisted for outing.

  Black listed for reporting a dangerous punter on saafe I didn't say his ethnicity as it's  a broad one I didn't out him at all or give any details but if girls want to check the number on there they can it's not the whole number you post ! his name isn't on there saafe isn't used for outing it's used for safty reasons

[WelshElise]

I haven't put a blanket ban at all where did you get that from and not needing to mention he was probably paid for the review which I have reported

[puntingpumping1920]

You reacted too emotional. 

You wouldn’t have exposed OP’s number/ ethnicity if he didn’t post this review. You acted out in retaliation, not in the assistance of others.   
 
You have no proof that OP was paid to post this review.   

Wales is a small punting community, there is not much supply of whores available. In the grand scheme of things this review is not a big deal. 

I have whores on my hotlist, who have negative reviews. Negative reviews doesn’t discourage me, it just provides me an enhanced picture on what to expect.

[Mikeh38]

it wasn't I didn't feel like it he rubbed my clit and made it sore

Awwww didums if you don't want to offer a service you advertise, then simply don't work that day, otherwise your short changing the punter.

[dumbo25]

Dear All.

Wow!

Out of all my huge extensive collections of reviews, 8 btw, this has been the most commented on. It was a neutral and got this response, imagine if it was a negative (Nuclear explosion time..BOOM!). But to be fair, I also understand the response as this is someone’s livelihood and way they make their income, so the defence is understandable.

I don’t wish to get into slanging match with anyone, I am just one punter in a huge pond. The review was an honest description of what occurred as you can see through my other reviews my description is generally backed up by other punters. The review was fair and my opinion, WE has a lot of positives (as I mentioned) but it just wasn’t my cup of tea.

The events of the booking occurred as I described but if WE could put her hand on her heart and describe the events differently, I am happy to leave it there. This isn’t a school playground where “he said she said” scenarios’ occur.

Only thing I need to defend myself is in relation to my links with an agency, I wish I was paid then this hobby would not be so expensive. All my reviews have been of indies, I have never managed to get round to an agency girl. I have visited a couple of Parlours such as Angels and Ambassador suite if that counts?

I will leave it at this.

Thanks

[finn5555]

So She claims the OP was paid to give her a negative review 

This pro$$ie should be blacklisted reading through the thread

[lewisjones23]

didnt fancy oral that day but still fancied getting paid 

joke of a service and a piss poor attitude to match

[SamLP]

  Black listed for reporting a dangerous punter on saafe I didn't say his ethnicity as it's  a broad one I didn't out him at all or give any details but if girls want to check the number on there they can it's not the whole number you post ! his name isn't on there saafe isn't used for outing it's used for safty reasons

Since when did he become dangerous? You've changed your tune again.
You come across as quite vindictive. Even making unsubstantiated claims against the OP.
IMO you're someone to steer well clear of as you have the capability of outing punters.
Now firmly on my BL.

[The Owl]

Oh dear. This is what I class as a not that damaging neutral review that ends up as a thread doing lots of harm to the escort through her own interactions to counter it.

 

[np500]

My phone is in my room for safty I would not have any problems dialing 999 if needed or prahaps you would rather I installed cctv cameras instead or had a a big bloke here I have a life outside my job children ect I do need my phone to be near at all times

I understand that and have no problem, I was not referring to you, just in general, I was in the 69 position once and the girl ( Roma ) was checking her texts and I’ve been sat on the bed a few times and the girl has checked her phone and a couple sent a quick text, just ignorant is how I see it ! But again , you did not do this on our meet , I was just referring to past happenings.

[scutty brown]

Elise hasn't done herself any favours on this thread, but I can't help feeling she is correct in claiming the OP is a shill for that cunt Waxman at Portfolio, and that this review was in revenge for her recent relevations about Waxman's sock puppet accounts and fake reviews on this forum.
The girl has recently confirmed what some of us thought was happening with Portfolio and fake reviews, despite many of the Welsh members not believing. A revenge review would be totally in character with Waxman's past record

[smiths]

I Am intitled to defend myself against inacurate information he was rude besides I didn't specify what spesific type of race he was Rebecca defends herself all the time I wasn't winging I'm entitled to defend myself

You shouldn't refer to a punters race and you shouldn't be mentioning it at all on UKE, you have the right to post on here about the review, you don't have the right on UKE and its against admins rules.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Dumbo, a good, measured, response to what was a good, measured review

Elise, whilst we understand you want to defend yourself the advice of "when you are in a hole, stop digging" springs to mind.

Take this on the chin and move on

[Onlyblue]

Dumbo, a good, measured, response to what was a good, measured review

Elise, whilst we understand you want to defend yourself the advice of "when you are in a hole, stop digging" springs to mind.

Take this on the chin and move on

And keep your hygiene clean or don’t work that day.
Ugh! .... disgusting

[HS4000Kestral]

Take this on the chin and move on

I didn’t think that was on her liked list!

Just trying to inject some humour 

[scutty brown]

just as a follow-on, of course none of us know what happened on this meeting, but several recent posters are members unlikely to be aware of Laurence Waxman's history of placing fake reviews - both positive and negative on this site. Elise claims this is another of those, she may well be right. I believe Waxman has tried to denigrate her before. Its something thats difficult to judge without knowing the history - and even then it caused major disagreement on the Welsh board when VirtualWaster first identified Waxman's tricks

[wanchor]

I didn’t think that was on her liked list!

Just trying to inject some humour 

Something the Welsh board has been lacking lately  . Used to be full of banter... now it's 

[James999]

I'm anything but indiscreet

You don't half fucking whinge 

[HS4000Kestral]

just as a follow-on, of course none of us know what happened on this meeting, but several recent posters are members unlikely to be aware of Laurence Waxman's history of placing fake reviews - both positive and negative on this site. Elise claims this is another of those, she may well be right. I believe Waxman has tried to denigrate her before. Its something thats difficult to judge without knowing the history - and even then it caused major disagreement on the Welsh board when VirtualWaster first identified Waxman's tricks

I don’t think it’s fake review - Elise herself refers to the punters race and the fact that he was early had fluff etc

[vw]

just as a follow-on, of course none of us know what happened on this meeting, but several recent posters are members unlikely to be aware of Laurence Waxman's history of placing fake reviews - both positive and negative on this site. Elise claims this is another of those, she may well be right. I believe Waxman has tried to denigrate her before. Its something thats difficult to judge without knowing the history - and even then it caused major disagreement on the Welsh board when VirtualWaster first identified Waxman's tricks

your forgot the key link scutty about this pimp.   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=156300.0