Coventry. CV5
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyINTRO: I'm a bit like anonyorks in that if my football team's playing an away game where I've not seen them play before, then I'll look into the possibility of combining going to 2 the game with punting a Reasonably-Priced MILF.
So when this season's fixture list threw up an away game in Coventry, I couldn’t resist the temptation to trawl through the Reasonably-Priced MILFs in that neck of the woods. I applied the same criteria as for one of my Reasonably-Priced MILFs along the M62 and Debbie's was one of the Profiles that my search threw up.
Obviously, the 36FFs influenced my decision but in addition, Debbie was a Reasonably-Priced MILF; her location seemed fairly central and she had a low AW Reference Number. She's been on AW for nearly as long as I've been punting & I normally think that, if an Escort's been working for so long, she must be doing something right, even if she doesn't have a lot of AW feedback. There were some comments on here about her which weren't too critical but, looking back, I should have seen they weren't totally enthusiastic.
COMMS: A bit unusual, but workable - just about. I've never previously seen an Escort who gives a landline number on her Profile page. You
can book her via AW email but she seems to prefer us to use her landline, even though she won't ring back if she doesn't answer. It would surely be more helpful if she asked us for a safe time for her to call back.
As it was, I got through at the second time of trying and booked her for an hour at the start of her working day, leaving me some recovery time before the game! She provided her postcode so I could work out how far she was from the hotel I'd booked for the previous night. I rang on the morning of my appointment and was given the address of the ...
LOCATION. It was a ground floor flat in a house on a busy road but with nearby on-street parking for those of us with Blue Badges. There were very few pedestrians around at just before 11.00 a.m. so I didn't feel that anyone 'clocked' me as a punter.
APPEARANCE: When Debbie opened the front door, she was wearing a red bra and corset. As it happens, red lingerie's always been a real turn-on for me but when I first saw her, my mind went back to one of the comments on here about a recent weight gain. If she's a Size 12, then some of my Size 10 favourites oop north must be Size 6 - 8! Even so, I was up close and personal with those 36FFs which occupied my attention as I handed over the cash.
Also, while we're used to an Escort's stated age being anything up to 10% below the true number, I couldn't help feeling that Debbie was being more 'economical with the truth' than most Escorts in that respect.
ACTION: It was as we went through to the bedroom at the back of the house that I began to feel I really should have 'walked' from this punt.
My first-bookings with an Escort are always an hour long - you can't rush an old man - and I never remember not being offered a drink when I arrive. Ah well, there's a first time for everything and I honestly can't recall Debbie offering even a glass of water!
Then I looked at the bed; this was going to be the first punt I could remember where we'd be on what looked like no more than a single bed jammed up against the wall! It'd have been awkward enough with a Size 10 Escort, but if you've got a pensioner who's not as agile as he once was and an 'Size 12'
Escort, then you've not got the recipe for a brilliant punt, imo.
My forebodings increased when once we got on the bed, Debbie assumed that I'd want a massage and asked if I wanted my back or front doing first.
The snag is that I
never want a massage; to me, it's nothing but a time-wasting tactic which takes me back to my Parlour-visiting days which, to all intents, I left behind me over 10 years ago.
So we went straight to foreplay. Debbie's bra came off and I feasted on her nipples which stood to attention immediately.
Would that I could have said the same for my John Thomas! Whether it was our confined situation or what I felt was a lack of rapport between Debbie and me, neither her mouth nor my hand could get him to a state where the condom could go on, despite the Cialis I'd taken before leaving my hotel and the presence of those 36FFs.
Rather than 'walk' with almost half of my time left, I decided to plough on by giving RO to Debbie. I'm one of those who enjoys this part of a session and in noticing the different ways Escorts respond to my tongue. I'm as sure as I can be that Debbie was satisfied.
RETURN? This was my first experience of what I'd thought of as the 'anonyorks' approach to finding new punts'! While I might repeat the experiment, depending on who we get in the F.A. Cup, I'd be looking for someone other than Debbie if the fixtures took us back to Coventry.
RECOMMEND? No, sorry.
Although I'm at the fluffier end of the punting spectrum and would always try to find something positive to say, I'm afraid that, although I'm sure Debbie must have lots of satisfied clients, she just didn't do it for me.
Topic: Busty Debbie 36FF - Coventry CV5 (Read 2528 times)