Author Topic: cksexy - Southampton - Too much cigars!  (Read 2628 times)


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Offline Plauntder

After reading all the positives about CKsexy i felt why don't I try her out, she offers incalls once in a while andd I don't mind seeing older ladies as long as they still look presentable and beautiful.

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So i decided to sent CKsexy a message on adultwork and she said she'll be willing to see me as long as i've never met her before in a public area and as long as i'm not her one of her son's mate. Which was a bit weird to me so I decided why not I don't know her from adam and she looks great at least from the pictures.

The arrangement:
The event took place around 10 in the night and she sent me her number via adultwork to make arrangements over the phone, since it was my first time seeing her i didn't want to rush and book 30 minutes so I asked for a 15 minutes booking. She said she doesn't do this but on her profile there's a 15 minute booking rate. I reluctantly agreed to book 30 minutes with her. She sent me an address around the city centre area St. Mary's in southampton.

Meeting her;
using A taxi i arrived in about 25 minutes and then she directed me to her house number and street.

Physical;
Cksexy is very slim in fact i will say very skinny and she looked a bit anorexic, I felt uncomfortable seeing her because it looked like she was under domestic abuse or something. Underneath her eyes were dark like she hasn't had a good sleep in days and from her chest her ribs were quite visible.

The house;
she had a dog in the house which came out when i knocked at the door, she made the dog go to his room and directed me to her room while leaving the door open which made me feel a bit unease as i felt the dog might come it and see me naked.

The event;
CK opened the door with a cigar in her mouth which initially i didn't mind, sending the dog away and directing me to her room the cigar was still in her mouth. ok we're on the bed now and she finally removes the cigar, only for me to see her removing another cigar stick and lighting it, she doesn't even finish that one, she removes another cigar and lights it. In my mind i was getting pissed off so maybe she noticed from my facial expression she removed her clothes and told me she has the best boobs on adultwork (wanted to burst out in laughter), i mean they are alright but average after telling me stories about how she's the best on aw and what not. She finally took off her undies and putting a condom on just licked my dick and that was the end of oral sex.

It was getting frustrating so i told her to come up, rode her for a few mins, then tried doggy but she was smelling funny, add this to the smell of cigars in the room I just had to fake an ejaculation so i could leave. She then bragged about how some men she meet only last 1 minute with her. I faked a laugh went to the bathroom washed my hands dressed up and zoomed out of there.

In the end how do i rate her, 1/10, she's very pompous, arrogant and manner-less.

Hopefully she uses the money she makes from camming and escorting to feed well because she looks very sick and unstable.

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how the fuck do you fake an ejaculation? And why? Don't you think the girl might notice the absence of something?

Sorry, but this review raises doubts in my mind. Actually, both your reviews raise doubts...

Offline Plauntder

it raises doubt that i had a negative experience? I know they are some people who come here to fake reviews out of revenge but I would't waste my time to create an account here, put screenschots of the messages and then write up a fake story. It's your choice to believe it or not, but i'm the one who experienced the service. If you feel i'm lying both of these ladies should still be working why don't you try booking them?

Offline Plauntder

if you also read through it was at night and faking an ejaculation it's just saying you came but it's not visible because you've been drinking... this isn't my first rodeo

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It raises doubts as to whether you've got any clue as to what you're doing.
You sound as if you're fresh out of school. Assuming this meeting did take place, whats a kid like you doing booking an Indian woman who claims to be 47 and is probably older? No wonder she asked if you were one of her son's schoolmates
You were out of your depth agewise, racewise, and in countless other areas
And you were worried about the dog seeing you naked??? WTF, were you worried about it gossiping? Or were you expecting it to jump on board and ass-rape you?

And as for "and faking an ejaculation it's just saying you came but it's not visible because you've been drinking." Well thats just bollox.

And sorry, no I won't be travelling to Soton just to see a woman who doesn't appeal in any way
« Last Edit: November 04, 2017, 12:08:52 am by scutty brown »

Offline Plauntder

Sorry i didn't know for you to enjoy sex you have to be very old. Some people do have a genuine phobia of dogs due to experiences, not everyone enjoys or experiences the same thing as you scutty brown. Also her son from what she told me is 29 that's why she was worried. Should i take counselling before punting because it sounds like you're trying to discipline me just because i posted about my bad experiences. If it hurt you so much i had a bad experience with these ladies why don't you book them and give your own feedback at least i'll know the experience was all due to me not the escorts. I don't understand why you feel a first timer's negative review means they're creating lies....

Also don't think because someone just posted here recently it means they're new to punting...

Additionally if you read, you'll see I saw her based on all those positive reviews on Adultwork
« Last Edit: November 04, 2017, 12:16:47 am by Plauntder »

Offline nigel4498

She seems to be webcam only.
All her feedback ratings are for cam and phone.
Seems to throw your account of a meeting into doubt.

Offline cob35

So she answer the door with a cigar in her mouth but you didnt like the smell of cigars in the room  :dash:

WTF was you expecting !!!!



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A first timer posting a negative isn't bad. A first timer posting two negatives isn't necessarily bad. A first timer who posts negatives in the style of a 16 year old and who spouts nonsense such as worries over being seen naked by the dog, sounds like an idiot.
And anyone who pays nearly £300 deposit to a prossie really is a stupid idiot

Offline Plauntder

i've posted some screenshots of our chat before we the meeting if you doubt the authenticity of my review

Offline Plauntder

i didn't post the reviews to show intellect it's not a test. i made a mistake and i wrote a review about it, you don't need to cry for me if you're that annoyed.

Offline Plauntder

i don't really know how this early reviews put you off wasn't planning on booking you. I wonder what you'll do when i write some of my other crazier experiences

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i didn't post the reviews to show intellect it's not a test.
just as well - you'd fail

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Whys this getting reported for being abusive, Scutty is being very kind IMO.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Plauntder

well he should be a sex consultant or counsellor because he's doing a terrible job as a punting detective

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just as well - you'd fail

fail at what? i'm not the one who is angry about a review

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well he should be a sex consultant or counsellor because he's doing a terrible job as a punting detective

Really? I think I'm doing a fair job as an idiot detector at the moment. Which school do you go to?

Offline Plauntder

Really? I think I'm doing a fair job as an idiot detector at the moment. Which school do you go to?

school has nothing to do with sex or punting but i know you're too slow to understand that too much brown in the brain

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fail at what? i'm not the one who is angry about a review
the intellect test you don't want to take


Offline Plauntder

the intellect test you don't want to take

i'm here to write reviews about my experiences and read some reviews about others experiences... if you want a test step out of the virtual world

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i'm here to write reviews about my experiences and read some reviews about others experiences... if you want a test step out of the virtual world

Generally leeches are poorly thought of and reviews are well appreciated. But in your case.. please.... no more... worried about the dog seeing you naked  :wacko: no cum if you've been drinking  :dash: there is something not right about you  :hi:

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What type of dog did she have  :unknown:

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She had a pitbull

really? that would be illegal....
you sure you don't mean a nice friendly staffy?

Offline Plauntder

Generally leeches are poorly thought of and reviews are well appreciated. But in your case.. please.... no more... worried about the dog seeing you naked  :wacko: no cum if you've been drinking  :dash: there is something not right about you  :hi:

Don't worry about that.. Foreigners experience are different from yours

Offline Plauntder

really? that would be illegal....
you sure you don't mean a nice friendly staffy?

I feel it's a pit bull don't really know much about dogs due to childhood experiences in my country with them.. So I always take precautions. You might not understand

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Really? I think I'm doing a fair job as an idiot detector at the moment. Which school do you go to?
pre school ?


Offline wylie anchor

i don't really know how this early reviews put you off wasn't planning on booking you. I wonder what you'll do when i write some of my other crazier experiences

Attention seeking fantasist is my guess. Lots of really bad things happening to him, angry neighbours etc. Does this remind anyone?  :bomb:

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Offline Plauntder

Attention seeking fantasist is my guess. Lots of really bad things happening to him, angry neighbours etc. Does this remind anyone?  :bomb:

Don't worry about my fantasies just pay attention to the reviews. You don't know where the stories begin

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Op you have made a start lets see what follows !!

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Don't worry about that.. Foreigners experience are different from yours

I'd like to respond... but I really don't know what you mean. Can anyone interpret?

Offline Plauntder

I'd like to respond... but I really don't know what you mean. Can anyone interpret?

What I mean is I'm a foreigner here in the UK so this was one of my Earlier experiences. Was I foolish yes but I learnt a lot from these experiences about how to book an escorted in the UK.