I don't review to brag and make out I'm a sex god.
I mention price, level of service (IMO) and whats on offer and if it's safe or you're walking into a battering.
A punt is what you make it and is subjective to the person. If you want to read a story go buy 50 shades.
The only reason I review is to help others know what situation they are walking into. I don't punt so I can have stories to share, I do it to scratch an itch. If my reviews are pointless I can stop reviewing.