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Author Topic: Hi guys could you give me some advise ? :x  (Read 2695 times)

Offline mathew9356

im 19 and im a virgin and i think i am finally ready to lose it im about to go on a punk later on today but i have a problem i bought some condoms online and they dont fit me they are too small width wise im embrassed to go out and buy a pack in public do you guys know if these escorts usually sell them or have spares with them that i can buy ? also has anyone got any tips for losing my virginity to an escort im not really nervous but i have this problem with the condom at the moment and i dont know whether i should text her and ask if she has any ? help guys please!!

Tony Montana

The girl will supply the condom and make sure it fits as it is in both your interests that it does.

Offline skittish

Switch on TV select channel 71 on freeview you'll find all the advice you need.  :hi:

Offline mathew9356

thanks LEX  do they supply them even if there independent?

Skittish Channel 71 is Cbeebies Lmao :(

Offline mathew9356

also how many condoms would i need ? do i have to change them everytime i cum ?

Offline Kram

No all you do is wash out the previous one and ya too to go kid

Quick rinse inside and ya all good


Offline mathew9356

Kram ... lol

cmon guys i need some advice do independent escorts supply  or have condoms ??

Offline Kram

On and a quick note if you go to the chemist and explain that you are using em for an escort

The chemist will give you extra safe ones and you'll also get a discount

Offline mathew9356

thanks man i know right they will keep you extra safe in a cell for couple hours/days lol

Offline skittish

On and a quick note if you go to the chemist and explain that you are using em for an escort

The chemist will give you extra safe ones and you'll also get a discount

The pharmacy throw in wet wipes too just in case the escort is a bit stinky.

Offline Kram

Why would they keep you in a cell ?

Offline mathew9356


Offline Festisio

Are you a yank?  Over there it's mostly illegal so that could be why he is saying that.

It is not illegal to visit a prostitute who is 18 or over in the UK.

There are some exceptions such as soliciting on the street / if she is under force / trafficked etc.

But if you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then are you going to be able to fuck someone you've just met and paid?

Offline markw

Yes all escorts will supply condoms. They prefer to use their own so they know they aren't out of date, or haven't been tampered with by some idiot.

If you manage to find an escort who wants you to provide the condoms, she is probably very new to the game and is as inexperienced as you are. I would avoid her.

New condom after you have come.
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Just remember not to stretch the condom over your head, it might suffocate you to death and the police will think you're doing kinky sex games.

Offline mathew9356

thanks for the advice mark
festisio in my area the only place to buy condoms is a tesco which is a big one and many people i know work there and i always see someone from my school there so its kinda awkward -_-

Thanks anyway guys

In difficult times like these why waste your money buying condoms? Just find a nice pretty Romanian who does bareback.

panel999

Not sure if any of you guys are serious BUT - girls do provide the condoms and they will change yours everytime you do come?

Its been very funny reading all the posts!!!!!

I was going to attempt to try to give a vaguely amusing answer, however it would be wasted on an OP that is trying to use this board to service his wanking fantasies.

im 19 and im a virgin and i think i am finally ready to lose it im about to go on a punk later on today but i have a problem i bought some condoms online and they dont fit me they are too small width wise im embrassed to go out and buy a pack in public do you guys know if these escorts usually sell them or have spares with them that i can buy ? also has anyone got any tips for losing my virginity to an escort im not really nervous but i have this problem with the condom at the moment and i dont know whether i should text her and ask if she has any ? help guys please!!

I don't think Tesco will sell them but lots of the pubs have a machine in the toilet that sell condoms you can tuck your bollocks into - it will save you spouting it on here  :D

Back to school on Monday?  :music:

Online NightKid

do you guys know if these escorts usually sell them or have spares with them that i can buy ? also has anyone got any tips for losing my virginity to an escort im not really nervous but i have this problem with the condom at the moment and i dont know whether i should text her and ask if she has any ? help guys please!!

also how many condoms would i need ? do i have to change them everytime i cum ?

You have to order in advance, for condom orders they'll need you to phone ahead. Make sure you get a good price for it because those in low supply usually tend to rip you off by overcharging, and luckily you'll only need just the one.

No all you do is wash out the previous one and ya too to go kid

Quick rinse inside and ya all good

Tsk tsk, it's safer to clean it with your mouth. Water just makes a mess, the body juices goes all over the place.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 03:09:02 PM by NightKid »

Offline BeesKnees

Ahh, I remember cleaning my first rubber with my mouth. It reminded me of eating salt beef and almost swallowed it




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