I was looking for a girl around the centre of London and noticed this girl that mrhappypants had posted about in the London TOFTT thread (initially mentioned as SEDUCTIVE PIPER) so I thought I would give her a whirl...
GirlTEENAGER DOLL ABBY
External Link/Members OnlyPrice£80 for 30 minutes.
*Spoiler Alert*
Before the punt I considered paying £100 for the full hour given it was only an extra £20. After the punt I wish I'd paid £60 for 15 minutes.
LocationA short walk from Bond Street station there's a block of flats wedged in between some very fancy shops. Considering the location I would have thought that the flats would be quite luxurious, but they were pretty grotty. The bed had a single not-very-well fitted sheet with a towel on top.
CommunicationPretty good. Fast to reply by text. Booked an appointment at the time I initially asked for. The address was given straight away.
AppearanceProbably the girl in the pictures, but I expect the pictures have been photoshopped. The girl I met was in her mid-20s maybe, her skin was a little darker than in the pictures, and she wasn't quite as toned, but still in good shape.
ExperienceI got to the location on time. I texted her asking for the details to get to her flat. She was very vague about those details. Eventually, she gave me the flat number and I managed to get into the building thanks to a resident who was on the way out. Up in the lift to the first floor and... no-one was in. I carried on texting her to find out what was going on, and eventually, she turned up and let us both in. Not a great start. She seemed to be rather irritated that I was there, however, I handed over the paperwork and she asked if I wanted a shower. She then spent 2 minutes claiming her English was so bad that she didn't understand what a towel was, but I pointed to the towel on the bed and the penny finally dropped. I had a quick shower and then got onto the bed.
On with the show, she started off by not understanding what the word "oral" meant. Lots of shrugging but she eventually got the message. She initially applied a ludicrous amount of lubricant and then put a condom on. I got some reasonable oral out of her, although it was very mechanical and there was no eye contact whatsoever. Then the front door went and she got up to let the caller in. I was oh so slightly aggravated by this. She came back and explained that it was her friend who she had to let in (her English seemed to have miraculously improved) but then I again had to explain to her the concept of cowgirl. Cowgirl was OK but, much like the oral, very mechanical. I was getting pretty bored of this so opted to switch to doggy (again with an explanation of the mechanics... lots of hand movements...). It took me a while but she took a good pounding and eventually, I popped.
I had a quick clean up and got in the shower. Whilst I was getting dressed she popped her head around the corner to hurry me along - we were still well under time at this point, but both of us wanted me to leave as soon as possible. I caught a glimpse of her friend who appeared to be some old crone in a bright pink tracksuit, possibly the girl's grandmother? Who knows?
SummaryNot exactly a glowing report. I considered giving her a negative, however, I got what I came for (mostly), so figured a neutral would do. She might be worthwhile if you're looking for a 15-minute pump and dump in Central London.
