For some unknown reason my wife has decided we're going for a long weekend in Amsterdam. She's not interested in the sex or drugs, so maybe it's the buildings or daffodils she wants to see. I've tried to put her off, telling her it's a scummy place full of drug addicts and pick pockets, but have totally failed to disaude her.
So it looks like I'm going on my first trip to Amsterdam, which is something I've always wanted to do, but not with the wife!
I don't know how I'm going to handle this. I'm going to be like a diabetic kid in a sweet shop. She's sure to want to do the tourist thing and walk through the RLD, whilst I try so hard to feign my indifference to it all.
I'm wondering if I can salvage something from this. How feasible it would be to nip out for half an hour to the window girls? Does anyone know how late the RLD is open? I'm thinking a clandestine trip in the early hours might be my only option.