Author Topic: Lan - Chinese massage Hyde Cheshire  (Read 3901 times)

Offline amosite69

Having seen this ad on Gumtree some years ago, I thought I would give it a try.    Lan is a lovely, petite lady around 48 years old.
The comms were very good by text and she gave me here address in advance and asked that I text her on arrival.  The location is on a quite street in Hyde and it is just a normal 1960's house in a row.  The house in immaculate and clean and so is Lan !
The first time I went, I was asked to go upstairs to the rear bedroom and undress.  So,Lan followed me in and the curtains in the room were already closed.  I undressed on to my underwear and lay on the double bed which had a fleezy sheet on it. I explained, I wanted a massage to sort out my back as I had muscle tension.  As she looked down at my boxer shorts, she said would you like happy ending too ? to which I replied yes please.   

The massage was £30 for I hour and starts off with lying on you back, then some massaging the eyebrows, they moves to the ears and face and onto the arms and legs. After about 25 minutes, I was asked to lie on my front and she then took off her shirt and massaged my back, bum cheeks with baby oil for about 10 minutes.  This was very fast and a nice experience with the occasional touch of my balls and penis.  When she had done my back,  the oil was wiped off with paper towel and I then was asked to lie on my back.

As I laid on my back Lan but baby oil on one of my legs and massaged it from my ankle to the top of my leg and then did the same with the other leg. She wipe off the oil again from my legs with a paper tissue.  Now is it finale time !    Lan poured copious amount of baby oil all over my shaved balls, penis and pubic areas and started to rub my penis between her hands to get it hard.  As it started to become hard, she played with my balls and once hard shed give a good wank of my penis until I shot my love juice out.  After this she cleaned me up and then, she finished giving a very good massage to the sole of my feet. 

Pros-

Have I been back  ?  Yes.   
Best value for money too inc happy ending.

Cons-
Sometimes Lans husband is sat downstairs watching TV when I attend and this feels a bit odd.
Sometimes she does back to back appointments and you can ending up bumping into the punter who is coming out as you are going in.


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Offline kingkong69

£30 an hour.. Is the hand job included or it extra?

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£30 an hour.. Is the hand job included or it extra?

Included - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=126811.msg1435210#msg1435210

Summarising comments on another forum Wenlan is a value for money proposition (sometimes topless or naked for the £30) but some consider she has a strange massage technique, is obsessive about cleanliness and delivers the HE in a very mechanical/detached way.

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Does she allow touching?

Comments on the other forum suggest it varies and generally the more intimate areas (boobs and cunt) are out of bounds.

Offline ISTS2005

The cleaning up thing is very irritating.

Offline Mwaker

Thanks, I will definitely give this lady a try, just on the back of the vgvfm at £30 inclusive of HE. If I'm lucky enough to get topless, or naked then happy days!

Thanks for the information.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

Between the various reviews Lan's age varies between 28 & 48. Any ideas which end of the scale is more accurate?

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Between the various reviews Lan's age varies between 28 & 48. Any ideas which end of the scale is more accurate?

About halfway between the two.

Offline ISTS2005

Nearer 48 I'd say, decent body on her though, very slim but a decent set of tits. Its only the cleaning thing that puts me off going back

Offline Mwaker

Can you please provide an explanation of the cleaning up?

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Can you please provide an explanation of the cleaning up?

From another forum:

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She must of spent £30 on wetwipes and paper towels...lol

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Also she seems to spend an age and about a roll of kitchen roll wiping herself down afterwards even though she hasnt been near the oil apart from her hands. Been seeing her a couple of years now and her obsession seems to get worse as time goes on.

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I seen her last week and she cleaned every inch of herself with wet wipes after my massage including between her legs and arse cheeks and I never went near either.

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Her obsession with baby wipes is getting beyond a joke now, I'm dressed and ready to go out the door and she is still pulling wipe after wipe out and cleaning every inch of her body thoroughly, even giving her cabbage patch an extra going over even though I've been nowhere near it.


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Has anyone seen Lan naked ?  Does she have a hairy bush or shaved bush ?

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Has anyone seen Lan naked ?  Does she have a hairy bush or shaved bush ?

The last report on another forum describes it as "trim".

Offline sinbad52

Seen her naked on a few occassions. Small bush nice tits. The first couple of times allowed touching of breasts then strangly next twice would not have tits touched bur allowed non intrusive fingers between legs. Good value but strange

Offline spartanwizard

Sounds good, rather someone be OCD than not being clean. Is the husband there all the time?

Offline squirtysquirrel

You have her number cant get gumtree linky to work

Offline amosite69

Usually the husband is there in the evening after 5:30 pm, but the best time to go is Friday afternoon after 3 pm as the husband is not in then and she finishes work early from her daytime job.  I think she works in a factory.

Offline sinbad52

She does work in a factory. About her age she says she has worked in tbis factory ever since she came to England. With other things she has said i thought her age to be the lower end of the guesses. I havd seen her 4 times at the weekend about midday but never seen hubby. Anyone curious go see its only 30 quid.