Author Topic: Dominatrix Mistress Clarissa - Paddington/Lancaster Gate  (Read 3710 times)

Offline GCAS9

Location and Safety:
Central London Zone 1: about 5 or 10 minute's walk from Paddington or Lancaster Gate stations.
Discreet basement flat in good area on a road with many hotels so don't think anybody cares who is coming or going.
Visited early evening felt safe with all the tourists around.
Inside was clean and roomy with plenty of BDSM furniture and tools.

Links
External Link/Members Only
email [email protected]


Services
Domination only


Price
£150 for the hour + £120 dungeon hire


Communication
Answered emails quickly, usually on the same day with good English.  On the day on the phone she sounded like a sweet voiced prim and proper lady who wouldn't sound out of place if Her Majesty herself came round.


Timekeeping
Spot on - She was waiting behind the door when I got there.  Had the full booked hour plus about 5 minute's before and after.


Appearance
She looks like her photos on her site but better face to face.  I'd rate her a 7 and half to 8 facially.  Healthy looking with bouncy E/F Cups nearly bursting out of a leather bra with a figure hugging black mesh top,  long over the shoulders curled black hair, pale face with a good complexion wearing striking red lipstick, piercing hazel/green eyes, good legs with thigh high leather boots and black fishnet stockings topped  by one cute ass in tight-fitting black latex hotpants just begging to be felt!

Age
I'd guess about early to mid 30's

Height
About 5'7"

Dress Size
A healthy curvy but toned Size 10.

Nationality
Proper English with a tone and accent only Daddy's allowance for school can buy when Daddy is the Duke or Earl of Wherever.

Hygiene
Well groomed with some slap on her face, amazing nails, a hint of some top perfume like Chanel or D&G.
 

Service
Not had proper experience of BDSM and domination before but was curious thanks to enjoying online pics & videos, stories in the papers and yea even 50 Shades of Grey.  Thought if I was going to give it a go I'd give it a go with someone proper.  After looking at a few sites Mistress Clarissa seemed to fit the bill from all the gaff on her site.

I was nervous at first but she had this soothing way with her voice and words that surprised me, wasn't what I expected from a dominatrix but it was nice how she helped me settle.  I saw she came with a bag of bondage stuff of her own and that she remembered  stuff I told her I'd like to try out.  Seems she had it written down on a sheet, nice to see her organised to make notes on what I mailed her earlier.

So the booking for me felt like she was doing a good cop/bad cop routine on me.  It was and it wasn't like what I read and saw in the flicks.  There wasn't any of the shouty or kicky business, not at first anyway, lol!  There was a lot of teasing: she knows she's a looker and she used it to tempt me and use it as a reason to smack or beat me, with her hands, her boots or even a cane.  It was like being led somewhere and yes, at one point she did drag me by a leash to outside the room.   So it was like she'd be like bad cop, cruelly laughing whilst she beat or slapped me with her hands and nails, then she became good cop tenderly soothing with the same hands what she'd just done.  The ultimate was when she tied me to a bench, did that caning and soothing routine on the backside, slapped my face for a bit then afterwards gently stroked my face and went on to press her lovely chest right into my face  :D, it was like she was trying to please me and smother me at the same time!    It seemed she just knew what could mess with a guy's head and get him off without getting into shagging.  I noticed she seemed good at actually using the pain I was in to make the sensation of her touch even better.  Weirdly enough the whole time felt like one long kinky massage and for me just as relieving as a good "normal" massage.  I remember our time ending with her toying her boot on my cock then commanding me to wank myself off in front of her, so one happy ending there!


Positives:
 Pretty and friendly lady, knows how to press the buttons to work a man with the energy and enthusiasm to do it.  Confident and from the way she smiles and laughs, seems to enjoy what she does.
 
Neutral:
 Extra hassle and expense of hiring the dungeon but maybe she does visits?  I can imagine she can tie a guy to the bed or chair.
 
Negatives:
Nothing springs to mind   
 
Would I visit again:
Oh Yes!  :thumbsup:
 
Summary
Nice introduction to BDSM with a friendly dominatrix who knows her stuff and gives an enjoyable experience in a safe place.

Offline advent2016


Offline GCAS9

Screams fake to me.

  :lol:, you made me chuckle mate!  I had a good time with her on the day, whatever you say or think.  If she ain't for you then she ain't for you!  Plenty of fish all round whatever your taste.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2017, 08:28:17 pm by GCAS9 »

Offline Zimbaman

Pretty much how a woman would write a review if they were pretending to be a bloke. Thanks for the effort though Clarissa.

Offline GCAS9

Pretty much how a woman would write a review if they were pretending to be a bloke. Thanks for the effort though Clarissa.

I never guessed this place would have so many comedians, got me laughing again.   :D  What are you, Morecambe to up above's Wise?

Maybe you want me to post pics of my "ding a ling" here as proof of me being a bloke?
Well then me thinks your in the wrong place mate, maybe grindr is more your scene.

I sure a hell ain't Clarissa but you've got me all shook up now, some of me mates think me a bit of a big girl's blouse anyway!
 :sarcastic:

I've just checked the undercarriage now, still there in full working order.
Looks like whatever you think I've not had a close shave with that Bobbit woman after all!  :scare:
If you ever need to "inspect my goods" you can join the queue behind the girls but it'll be a "no sale we're closed" if it ever comes to your turn!

Offline Billy no mates

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If you ever need to "inspect my goods" you can join the queue behind the girls but it'll be a "no sale we're closed" if it ever comes to your turn!

Must be a pretty small queue, if you have to pay a desperate old munter, (who struggles so badly for business, she has to fake review herself) to not have sex with you.

Offline GCAS9

Must be a pretty small queue, if you have to pay a desperate old munter, (who struggles so badly for business, she has to fake review herself) to not have sex with you.

Man alive, are you speaking from experience, mister billy no mates, with your 22 reviews?  I post an honest review of my experience and I get grief left right and centre!
They say it's quality not quantity that matters, I'd say I'm lucky enough to have both but don't want you passing out as you seem jealous enough as is!

Anyway all the best mate and have a nice time getting your end away for your 23!  :thumbsup:

Offline Zimbaman

Man alive, are you speaking from experience, mister billy no mates, with your 22 reviews?  I post an honest review of my experience and I get grief left right and centre!
They say it's quality not quantity that matters, I'd say I'm lucky enough to have both but don't want you passing out as you seem jealous enough as is!

Anyway all the best mate and have a nice time getting your end away for your 23!  :thumbsup:

Honest review  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Good morning Clarissa  :wacko:

Offline GCAS9

Honest review  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Good morning Clarissa  :wacko:

Good morning darling!
You want me to put a dress on for you and do a proper Dame Edna act, stubble and all?
Or maybe you're still angling for my winkle?
No shame in that, live and let live and all that, as I said before, grindr is your friend.

Never thought I'd have to beat away the boys as well as the girls!
Thanks for giving me yet another chuckle this morning.
Nice start to the week.

Offline GCAS9

Honest review  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Good morning Clarissa  :wacko:

Like I said before, I'm not Clarissa and I've given you an honest review.
Your welcome to build a time machine and double check otherwise you've just got my word like I've got yours.

But I'm in a good mood and game for more laughs.
Be a sport and tell us all where you think I'm pulling the wool over everyone's eyes.

Offline od13218

Location and Safety:
Central London Zone 1: about 5 or 10 minute's walk from Paddington or Lancaster Gate stations.
Discreet basement flat in good area on a road with many hotels so don't think anybody cares who is coming or going.
Visited early evening felt safe with all the tourists around.
Inside was clean and roomy with plenty of BDSM furniture and tools.

Links
External Link/Members Only
email [email protected]


Services
Domination only


Price
£150 for the hour + £120 dungeon hire


Communication
Answered emails quickly, usually on the same day with good English.  On the day on the phone she sounded like a sweet voiced prim and proper lady who wouldn't sound out of place if Her Majesty herself came round.


Timekeeping
Spot on - She was waiting behind the door when I got there.  Had the full booked hour plus about 5 minute's before and after.


Appearance
She looks like her photos on her site but better face to face.  I'd rate her a 7 and half to 8 facially.  Healthy looking with bouncy E/F Cups nearly bursting out of a leather bra with a figure hugging black mesh top,  long over the shoulders curled black hair, pale face with a good complexion wearing striking red lipstick, piercing hazel/green eyes, good legs with thigh high leather boots and black fishnet stockings topped  by one cute ass in tight-fitting black latex hotpants just begging to be felt!

Age
I'd guess about early to mid 30's

Height
About 5'7"

Dress Size
A healthy curvy but toned Size 10.

Nationality
Proper English with a tone and accent only Daddy's allowance for school can buy when Daddy is the Duke or Earl of Wherever.

Hygiene
Well groomed with some slap on her face, amazing nails, a hint of some top perfume like Chanel or D&G.
 

Service
Not had proper experience of BDSM and domination before but was curious thanks to enjoying online pics & videos, stories in the papers and yea even 50 Shades of Grey.  Thought if I was going to give it a go I'd give it a go with someone proper.  After looking at a few sites Mistress Clarissa seemed to fit the bill from all the gaff on her site.

I was nervous at first but she had this soothing way with her voice and words that surprised me, wasn't what I expected from a dominatrix but it was nice how she helped me settle.  I saw she came with a bag of bondage stuff of her own and that she remembered  stuff I told her I'd like to try out.  Seems she had it written down on a sheet, nice to see her organised to make notes on what I mailed her earlier.

So the booking for me felt like she was doing a good cop/bad cop routine on me.  It was and it wasn't like what I read and saw in the flicks.  There wasn't any of the shouty or kicky business, not at first anyway, lol!  There was a lot of teasing: she knows she's a looker and she used it to tempt me and use it as a reason to smack or beat me, with her hands, her boots or even a cane.  It was like being led somewhere and yes, at one point she did drag me by a leash to outside the room.   So it was like she'd be like bad cop, cruelly laughing whilst she beat or slapped me with her hands and nails, then she became good cop tenderly soothing with the same hands what she'd just done.  The ultimate was when she tied me to a bench, did that caning and soothing routine on the backside, slapped my face for a bit then afterwards gently stroked my face and went on to press her lovely chest right into my face  :D, it was like she was trying to please me and smother me at the same time!    It seemed she just knew what could mess with a guy's head and get him off without getting into shagging.  I noticed she seemed good at actually using the pain I was in to make the sensation of her touch even better.  Weirdly enough the whole time felt like one long kinky massage and for me just as relieving as a good "normal" massage.  I remember our time ending with her toying her boot on my cock then commanding me to wank myself off in front of her, so one happy ending there!


Positives:
 Pretty and friendly lady, knows how to press the buttons to work a man with the energy and enthusiasm to do it.  Confident and from the way she smiles and laughs, seems to enjoy what she does.
 
Neutral:
 Extra hassle and expense of hiring the dungeon but maybe she does visits?  I can imagine she can tie a guy to the bed or chair.
 
Negatives:
Nothing springs to mind   
 
Would I visit again:
Oh Yes!  :thumbsup:
 
Summary
Nice introduction to BDSM with a friendly dominatrix who knows her stuff and gives an enjoyable experience in a safe place.

If you're new to BDSM you should know that it's quite unusual for a Mistress to charge dungeon hire fees; on her website she mentions that her preferred location is London Dungeon hire in Bethnal Green, where the fees are 150 for the first 2 hrs and 40 per hour thereafter: External Link/Members Only
Other places are comparable or sometimes cheaper (e.g. Hoxton Dungeon suite, £250 for 4 hrs), so you've been charged 120 for one hour's hire, she's ripped you off.
Frankly you should be able to get a fine session with an expert Domme for 150-200 all in.

Offline GCAS9

If you're new to BDSM you should know that it's quite unusual for a Mistress to charge dungeon hire fees; on her website she mentions that her preferred location is London Dungeon hire in Bethnal Green, where the fees are 150 for the first 2 hrs and 40 per hour thereafter: External Link/Members Only
Other places are comparable or sometimes cheaper (e.g. Hoxton Dungeon suite, £250 for 4 hrs), so you've been charged 120 for one hour's hire, she's ripped you off.
Frankly you should be able to get a fine session with an expert Domme for 150-200 all in.

Thanks for the heads up od13218.  I've gone back and double checked on the emails and it was £50 for the hour at Paddington, not £120.
That's even better news for the lads!
I've read some of the gaffers here drop £300 plus on an hour with a bird, but that ain't me!
Still, I guess it's horses for courses, I'm being called a liar or a girl by others here.
Maybe next time I'll go with a reporter so he can gas about my time in the papers, like that Lord who sniffed his blow off the tits of them two hookers!
Now that's what I call Lording it! Good on him!
Anyways, on the day I had free those other places weren't free but the Paddington place looked the business.
So all in all she's in the range you said anyway and I had a good time on the day.

So yea it sounds unusual but it's good she had the common to separate the charges and the flexibility to move around.
Guess it's like booking a hotel room for an outcall but with special furniture.

Sounds like you've got some experience yourself od13218 in the BDSM, so I'm hoping you'll know the Paddington place I'm on about and their dungeon fees.

Guess I'm gonna be savaged rotten by all me doubters now, might have to drop me drawers as proof for that bloke who thinks I'm Clarissa!
Well, you live and learn, next time eh?
Anyways it's good the lads ask questions, it's all our hard earned at the end of the day.
Just wish they'd ask on the specifics like you did od13218, instead of just calling me a bullshitter or a bird in a dress.

Offline Zeusthedoc

well - this is an absolute car crash of a thread.

the no sex bdsm thing aint really for me, but even if it were, she's not really my type