Author Topic: Li - Chinese Massage, Coventry  (Read 8541 times)

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Thought that its time I left a review, especially considering that I've read enough of em!

I was in need of a bit of a release so decided to call Li, who I've been to a few times before.
Called her on Wed around 12:30pm and booked in for 14:30pm same day, for a half hour at £25
I usually go for an hour (£40) as I enjoy the massage just as much as the HE but I'm a nofap guy, and as productive as this is, it can start to get plain distracting after a while (especially being single) so I figured a HH 'functional' should do the trick this time around!

Li's shop is located in the Stoke Heath area of Coventry, I don't drive there but in general' it seems as though there's usually space to park on her road at least.
It's a relatively discreet road, certainly not a high street and whilst I've never really noticed any curtains twitching, I would recommend turning up bang on time as Li does tend to work a conveyor belt service.

This time around it wasn't particularly busy as the front door was open and she was sitting in her reception area.
Greeted with a friendly hello as usual, offer to use the bathroom and offered a bottle of water to which I Politely declined as I had my own and went through to the massage room at the back.
Room is fine, nothing fancy. Dimly lit but not too dark, typical Chinese ambience music playing.

Got undressed as Li waited in the room (which I like as it takes away any unnecessary feeling of formality, in my opinion).
A tiny bit of chit chat and I then explained to Li that I'd like her to wait untill the end for any cock massage etc as I'll cum really quickly. On previous visits she'll still give me a HE if I cum quick on the initial reach under C&B massage but had asked me to remind her next time (I think??).

Li's English isn't great at all but I'm hardly attending a keynote event so It certainly doesn't bother me, however I'm not sure she understood my request and said 'ok, you lie back' and gestured for me to lay on my back firstly.
I duly did so and she started with a bit of body stroking up and down, then oiled me up and got to work directly!
So, about a minute later.....she cleans me up and washes her hands after an awesome happy 'beginning' and asked me to turn over onto my front and got stuck in with her usual awesome massage.
She didn't ask, pressure-wise this time around but usually on an hour booking she's always asked soft, medium or hard? To which I opt for medium as it's a fair amount of pressure, but this felt medium anyhow.

Hitting all the right spots and sometimes getting her elbows into my lower back area (which was great as I can carry a lot of tension there) she massaged me from head to toe as usual with a lot of the leg bending and the cruciform style - pushing a leg over one side whilst keeping your back flat, stretching.
Lots of reach under's and C&B massage too with a few CC swipes. She always uses enough but not too much oil so there's no dry rubbing or burning sensations which I've had a couple of times from other places.
Eventually I was asked to turn over at which point she oiled me up, did some nice body strokes again and went for the HE! I wasn't even sure if I'd manage a second pop in a short space of time but Li knows all the tricks and handle's a cock (and balls) expertly so there wasn't a problem there!
Cleans me up (again), washes her hands then asks me to sit up whilst she does my neck and shoulders briefly to finish off.
So, massage all done I get dressed with the usual bit of chit chat, pay her, say thank you and be on my merry way.

In regard to touching etc, I don't think Li allows any from what I've read before.
She's in her early fifties I think and although pretty (dresses usually in denim shorts, fishnets and tight top), she's not a young parlour girl in her knickers and negligee so it never crosses my mind with her.
She's friendly and chatty in the minimal amount in my opinion but I know some people like a bit more of a chatty or feisty type.
She usually asks if the pressures OK or if I'm too cold (I never am as the room has a heater in it) but that's about it. Perfect for me as I like to relax and get into the massage and twenty questions can get a bit irritating.

It's worth mentioning that, her phone usually goes off during the session and she will sometimes answer and take a booking, but it's usually done quietly and quickly. 

So, £25 for what was around 35 mins of a fantastic massage and two pops from a lovely friendly lady is VFM to say the least.
Every time I think of trying somewhere different I always factor in that Li's massage technique is great and the HE is included, which makes it very hard to justify going elsewhere....

Bit of a fluffy review and I know Li's been reviewed a few times before but she really does provide a great service.

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Good review zammo I have seen Li many times. A good massage and good cock handling skills and great value for money. Like you say her English is not that great but she is always friendly.  :thumbsup:
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Very nice, informative 1st review Zammo, cheers  :thumbsup:

So this Li is based in a shop!

I am rather turned on (I'm not ashamed to admit) by a 50 yr old slim, Chinese lady wearing fishnets and shorts.  :wacko: although I'm not really interested in touching her, visual stimulation is enough for me.

That sounds real vfm to me, 2 pops and what sounds like a damn good massage all for £25!

Think I'll have to make the effort soon!

Just wish she was based a bit closer to me.

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Great review and welcome Mr McGuire  :drinks:  I keep meaning to try out Li. Not sure I can manage 2 pops, but her service is superb VFM on the wallet  :thumbsup:

Glad you enjoyed Zammo

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Worth the trip Littlefoot even at £40 for an hour including happy ending it's good value for money. She usually wears  short denim shorts over fishnet stockings and a nice lacey top. Sometimes when I'm pushed for time I book just half an hour and her hands delve straight between your legs as soon as you lay on the couch  :thumbsup:

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So this Li is based in a shop!
It is/was a shop with a shopfront onto a quiet, mostly residential, road.  However, she is the only person working there and I don't think you can just walk in off the street.  I've always made an appointment.

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Thanks everyone.

Yes, wrong terminology in regards to me calling it a shop, apologies.
It's always just Li that's there and she locks the front door when you arrive, which is why I always arrive on the dot, always having called to book before hand.
My last appointment was the only time I've seen her at the front with the door open, being as it was a lovely sunny day I imagine.


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Not fluffy at all Zammo - Li's amazing at what she does. Not one to watch for me, but the sensations are better with your eyes closed anyway!

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Can only agree with all that's been said great massage and he , friendly lady unsurprisingly busy. if i  was closer id be a very regular visitor.

Offline Indigo

Thanks for the review - I've seen Li and can vouch for her cock handling skills. Haven't seen her for a while but i'm going to try her half hour service I think. She does deal with her phone during massages but if i ever text her she answers really quickly so it works both ways I guess.

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Thanks for the review - I've seen Li and can vouch for her cock handling skills. Haven't seen her for a while but i'm going to try her half hour service I think. She does deal with her phone during massages but if i ever text her she answers really quickly so it works both ways I guess.

Have to agree she does often answer  the phone or texts during the massage but always apologises afterwards, never answers the phone during the happy ending part though, she always give you her full attention during this. As regards touching she doesn't mind me groping her arse or a feel of her breasts over the top of her clothing. Quite often if she doesn't answer her phone she will text you back a bit later which I think is a nice touch. Like Indigo say's it works both ways  :thumbsup:( ps I think it's correct to call it a shop as it does have a large glass window frontage, it does look like a shop from the outside next to residential houses either side of it)
« Last Edit: October 28, 2017, 06:10:51 am by mr.bluesky »

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Have you tried her prostate massage, she will stick her finger in your G sport whilst wanking you, oh boy! The best sensation you will ever feel, I screamed my first day.

She is the best and indeed value for money in the West midland, I had 15 massage girls in my record mostly Thai and Chinese, LI is the best of all, Coventry is lucky to have her

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Have you tried her prostate massage, she will stick her finger in your G sport whilst wanking you, oh boy! The best sensation you will ever feel, I screamed my first day.

She is the best and indeed value for money in the West midland, I had 15 massage girls in my record mostly Thai and Chinese, LI is the best of all, Coventry is lucky to have her

Never really liked having a girl stick her finger up my ass, it has never done anything for me. Perhaps I ought to try it with Li. Her cock handling skills are good enough for me. She often gets me up on all fours ,pulls my cock towards the end of the couch and gives it a few playful slaps (not hard slaps) which I find a turn on. :D

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Have you tried her prostate massage, she will stick her finger in your G sport whilst wanking you, oh boy! The best sensation you will ever feel, I screamed my first day.

Always a prelude for wanting something other than a finger!


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Always a prelude for wanting something other than a finger!

Is it?

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I dare you to check it, she is indeed good for this, a pressure massage on your prostate that will help or may cure the PE

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I dare you to check it, she is indeed good for this, a pressure massage on your prostate that will help or may cure the PE

I hope she doesn't have any sharp finger nails  :scare: or does she wear a rubber glove .If she puts on a rubber glove then it becomes too clinical for my liking.

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Rubber gloves, the one your sexy nurse uses kkk

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Rubber gloves, the one your sexy nurse uses kkk

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A friend of mine went to the doctors for a prostate exam. The doctor wore a pair of gloves similar to those.

The doctor advised my friend as he inserted a finger that it may cause an erection. My friend said, 'It's OK,  I haven't got an erection.' 

The doctor turned his head and smiled and said, 'No you haven't - but I have!'  :scare:
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Kkkkk I bet LI may get harder when she stick her middle finger in many asses

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Kkkkk I bet LI may get harder when she stick her middle finger in many asses
Is that really the best you can do.  Poor English, zero contribution and not funny

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Li have never visited Li bu i do fancy doing so. how old is she approximately please?

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Li have never visited Li bu i do fancy doing so. how old is she approximately please?

Li is in her early 50's and has plenty of experience in cock handling
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Li have never visited Li bu i do fancy doing so. how old is she approximately please?
She says she's mid-50s.......could pass for 40s.   However, she is massage and HR only.  Good at both and great VFM but nothing beyond that

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Is that really the best you can do.  Poor English, zero contribution and not funny
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Kkkkk, for heaven sake your brain became bats in the belfry, we are not learning English here, in contrary, we are reciprocating the pussies experience, I know how to write a good pussy report though.

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Kkkkk, for heaven sake your brain became bats in the belfry, we are not learning English here, in contrary, we are reciprocating the pussies experience, I know how to write a good pussy report though.

Can someone translate please.

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Kkkkk, for heaven sake your brain became bats in the belfry, we are not learning English here, in contrary, we are reciprocating the pussies experience, I know how to write a good pussy report though.

Clear that English is a 2nd language.

How can you say you know how to write a good report when you have never posted a single review  :hi:

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Clear that English is a 2nd language.

How can you say you know how to write a good report when you have never posted a single review  :hi:

I am bloody good writing such as this report darling!

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Li have never visited Li bu i do fancy doing so. how old is she approximately please?
I’d guess late 40’s early 50’s. She didn’t do anything for me and the texting during service was annoying.