London Escort Agencies - Recommendations and ones we'd like to see

[king tarzan]

Any intel on this one:
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She looks good but not sure worthy the price (500£ for members).

Overpriced ruus cluut boombacluut maan 👊👊👊👊🥊🥊🥊by at least £400

[golden bull]

Overpriced ruus cluut boombacluut maan 👊👊👊👊🥊🥊🥊by at least £400

And no DFK to boot!!!! Crazy fucking times. It’s drier than the Gobi out there at the moment, lots have left town for Xmas and only overpriced and has beens left for the starving to scavenge.

I’m not playing until after the new year anyway so won’t affect me so I’m relying on wank bank and going to church over the festive period to pray for my ( and yours) sins and hope a handful of angels would descend on these shores in the coming months.

Amen. 🙏

[Payyourwaymate]

Any intel on this one:
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She looks good but not sure worthy the price (500£ for members).

Ask for a video or a selfie. Odds are she's a "Plain Jane". Those touched up pics are not up to par with women in lower price ranges anyway on Diva. Not worth £500 or the £600.

[bonapati]

Any intel on this one:
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She looks good but not sure worthy the price (500£ for members).

Who sets these prices anyway? Diva, the hooker, other agencies or the hooker herself?

The flags to watch for are
Age 25 (32)
GFE (no DFK)
Lady services (wtf)
Photoshoot (budget quickie)
Secretary uniform (she has no uniforms)
At 600 (she’s having a giraffe)
No public selfie or video (it’s a punt)
Sloane Sq (maybe 10 floors of whores)

[SlimShady]

Who sets these prices anyway?

Adam Smith was referring to invisible hand of the market.

[BootsnBunches]

Who sets these prices anyway? Diva, the hooker, other agencies or the hooker herself?

The flags to watch for are
Age 25 (32)
GFE (no DFK)
Lady services (wtf)
Photoshoot (budget quickie)
Secretary uniform (she has no uniforms)
At 600 (she’s having a giraffe)
No public selfie or video (it’s a punt)
Sloane Sq (maybe 10 floors of whores)
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Looks like a hefty 10 - probably 12/14 as well.

[yesbby]

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I like the look of this one, although 25 means 32 and so her big naturals could eqsily be deflating despite the £400 price tag, which I wouldnt pay. Santa Claus has his limits

[Payyourwaymate]

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I like the look of this one, although 25 means 32 and so her big naturals could eqsily be deflating despite the £400 price tag, which I wouldnt pay. Santa Claus has his limits

A member has already seen her if you go a few pages back. I think the pics were accurate if I recall correctly. Turns out I was wrong lol.

Here it is:

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10% off if you booked via Babylon

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Oops. I went via BlueVelvetGirls ... They had her at 650/2H when I booked, then changed to 750/2H to align prices with Diva. I complained but ultimately followed through.

Ha! Yeah, her ass was nothing to write home about... Huge tits though.

Writing up a review now, but TLDR: She is a bit thicker than the advertisement and I think the photos are of a younger her (maybe 2 or 3 years old). Man, I think she used to be a 9/10. Now probably 7/10. Naturally large breasts, not perky but not saggy.

Great sex, excellent DFK, very average owo.

Biggest negative for me was she was rather chatty (I guess she teaches English back in Ukraine). Nothing self centered or entitled, just a bit a loopy / zany. Not sexy or seductive.

Pretty solid neutral from me. And thus depending on the budget, a pass for most. She's only here 1 more week BTW.

[yesbby]

Very tempting

Thanks

[petermisc]

Very tempting

£400 ph for what has been reviewed as a "solid neutral" with photos that are well out of date - very tempting??  You must be getting desperate!

[yesbby]

£400 ph for what has been reviewed as a "solid neutral" with photos that are well out of date - very tempting??  You must be getting desperate!

Oh, I’m not going to see her don’t worry. But she is tempting in that video. Temptation is the currency, haven't you noticed

[petermisc]

Oh, I’m not going to see her don’t worry. But she is tempting in that video. Temptation is the currency, haven't you noticed

Temptation is the spiders web they use to lure you in, so that you fixate on how good looking she once was, and ignore all the red flags.

[popmopcop]

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New on also on other agencies. Any one met?

[Payyourwaymate]

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This one was one Diva as Alvorra if I spelt it right. I can't find her on the Diva site even going through the holiday list. The one Diva review was a neg saying she does not look like the pictures and the service was not all that, no round 2 either.

Looking at the video she really does not look like her pictures at all. Just a heads up if she pops back on Diva. I almost booked this one at the time . That Diva review saved me lol.

The Gif should be on the link.

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The pictures are snapshots of the video on palace for clarification.

[SlimShady]

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This one was one Diva as Alvorra if I spelt it right. I can't find her on the Diva site even going through the holiday list. The one Diva review was a neg saying she does not look like the pictures and the service was not all that, no round 2 either.

Looking at the video she really does not look like her pictures at all. Just a heads up if she pops back on Diva. I almost booked this one at the time . That Diva review saved me lol.

The Gif should be on the link.

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The pictures are snapshots of the video on palace for clarification.

Well done mate, saved some cash for Christmas presents and stuff. I was unfortunate and visited a newcomer at diva, her photos are so much different to real life, was my bad that I decided to stay. Review is coming soon....

[JackSaint]

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Cracker here gents. "At one point I wasn’t sure if she had passed out." 

[king tarzan]

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Cracker here gents. "At one point I wasn’t sure if she had passed out." 

🐅🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊👊👊👊👊

[king tarzan]

Has anyone removed her knickers and enjoyed??
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I'm also getting feeling that some escorts are coming back under different names..
Agency honesty is getting shabby then

[Momodan38]

Has anyone removed her knickers and enjoyed??
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I'm also getting feeling that some escorts are coming back under different names..
Agency honesty is getting shabby then

Same girl as this 👉 External Link/Members Only

Attached pic is the giveaway.
Probably had a rep for being overweight in the old profile, going by the videos in the new profile she seems to have hit the gym hard. Poor form from the agencies nonetheless.

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[Payyourwaymate]

Same girl as this 👉 External Link/Members Only

Attached pic is the giveaway.
Probably had a rep for being overweight in the old profile, going by the videos in the new profile she seems to have hit the gym hard. Poor form from the agencies nonetheless.

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She's charging £300 aswell lol. If she can do the splits on the dick like she did in that video then maybe she can try to justify the price.

[JackSaint]

She's charging £300 aswell lol. If she can do the splits on the dick like she did in that video then maybe she can try to justify the price.

I pulled a hamstring watching that video 

[bonapati]

Same girl as this 👉 External Link/Members Only

Attached pic is the giveaway.
Probably had a rep for being overweight in the old profile, going by the videos in the new profile she seems to have hit the gym hard. Poor form from the agencies nonetheless.

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Abrau. Seen this one in passing, not at pretty as photos portray. Chunky not fat. Big girl. Young and wayward. Used to be 200 about 6 weeks ago. Speaks good English. Not my bag though

[Moneyd]

Abrau. Seen this one in passing, not at pretty as photos portray. Chunky not fat. Big girl. Young and wayward. Used to be 200 about 6 weeks ago. Speaks good English. Not my bag though

The photos don't even portray her pretty imo, very fake looking.

[Momodan38]

Damn, waiting for these EE agencies to offer up something appealing has been excruciating these last few weeks.
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[bonapati]

Damn, waiting for these EE agencies to offer up something appealing has been excruciating these last few weeks.
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You and me both, mixed feelings that…
1. We might have exhausted the best they have
2. Visa are hard to get (?)
3. C19 is scaring them away
4. Business is not as fruitful as it used to be, there is an influx of punters shifting away from ER agencies it seems
5. Even if they turn up the prices don’t  match the services
6. Accommodation prices in the big smoke keep rising

[centry]

Happy New Years, and may Agency punting improve in quality and pricing this year.
 

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[Momodan38]

Happy New Years, and may Agency punting improve in quality and pricing this year.
 

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Happy New Years folks!!! 🎉 🎈 🎊 🥳

[Alexmck]

Happy New Years, and may Agency punting improve in quality and pricing this year.
 

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Happy New Year and very much this!

[newbie2014]

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Anyone seen her? Lots of reviews on Hot Collections

[JackSaint]

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Anyone seen her? Lots of reviews on Hot Collections

One shocker on here newbie - looks like one to avoid https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296947.msg3100875#msg3100875

[newbie2014]

One shocker on here newbie - looks like one to avoid https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296947.msg3100875#msg3100875

Cheers JackSaint, will avoid this WG then.

On another note, just saw a new addition from DIVA - External Link/Members Only
Not sure what to make of this, body looks good but face looks odd... rate is cheap though compared to her compatriots.

[SlimShady]

Cheers JackSaint, will avoid this WG then.

On another note, just saw a new addition from DIVA - External Link/Members Only
Not sure what to make of this, body looks good but face looks odd... rate is cheap though compared to her compatriots.

I also found her strange. Can she smile?..

[petermisc]

On another note, just saw a new addition from DIVA - External Link/Members Only
Not sure what to make of this, body looks good but face looks odd... rate is cheap though compared to her compatriots.

When you say "her compatriots", it is notable that her profile doesn't say Russian - if she were Russian (or Hungarian, or Polish, etc) they usually say so.  "East European" usually means Romanian.

Personally, I would say she is over-priced for a Romanian with next-to-no english-language, boobs, or looks.

[Payyourwaymate]

Cheers JackSaint, will avoid this WG then.

On another note, just saw a new addition from DIVA - External Link/Members Only
Not sure what to make of this, body looks good but face looks odd... rate is cheap though compared to her compatriots.

There's a secret golden rule that not a lot of people seem to want to admit with Diva girls I have noticed. If the girl has no selfies or videos and only has the pro photos...odds are she is not really a looker and what you will see in reality is a shell of her former self.

This girl is 27 on the profile, in reality add 3-5 years on top of that. Her face looks somewhat odd (not attractive) even with pro make-up, pro lighting and photo editing. Now imagine what she really looks like in real life. She's probs a 30 to mid 30s shell of the pics and not attractive at all. There's a reason why she is cheaper than the others as a Russian, where it's typical that Russian WGs demand a premium just for being Russian. Her profile states Russian as a language but she may not really even be Russian.

[bukowski]

body looks good but face looks odd...

dodgy Photoshop attempt to mitigate a big nose

[TP84]

There's a secret golden rule that not a lot of people seem to want to admit with Diva girls I have noticed. If the girl has no selfies or videos and only has the pro photos...odds are she is not really a looker and what you will see in reality is a shell of her former self.

I agree , sometimes you can ask for a selfie and they will send it if available.

[longtimefan]

I agree , sometimes you can ask for a selfie and they will send it if available.

And if the selfie is edited then give it a miss if they won’t send a standard picture.

[Liverpool]

And if the selfie is edited then give it a miss if they won’t send a standard picture.

This must've happened to you a lot with your ONE review in SIX years.

[king tarzan]

This must've happened to you a lot with your ONE review in SIX years.

Well scared ⚽🥊🥊👊🥊

[puntingpumping1920]

I remember trying to book this SP via Diva on a few occasions -- External Link/Members Only

I always missed her membership offer

Maybe it was a blessing ☺️

IRL she looks like this ➡️➡️
 
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[Payyourwaymate]

I remember trying to book this SP via Diva on a few occasions -- External Link/Members Only

I always missed her membership offer

Maybe it was a blessing ☺️

IRL she looks like this ➡️➡️
 
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😨😨😨😨😨

[JackSaint]

I remember trying to book this SP via Diva on a few occasions -- External Link/Members Only

I always missed her membership offer

Maybe it was a blessing ☺️

IRL she looks like this ➡️➡️
 
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That pic looks like another girl, I've seen her a few times direct, got her number, IRL she looks like the agency photos but older, she's in her 30s but very good looking and a good performer https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288544.0

[puntingpumping1920]

That pic looks like another girl, I've seen her a few times direct, got her number, IRL she looks like the agency photos but older, she's in her 30s but very good looking and a good performer https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288544.0

Same girl

More like 40s

Clearer Shot ➡️

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[JackSaint]

Same girl

More like 40s

Clearer Shot ➡️

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That's her, 40s, you are having a laugh.

[puntingpumping1920]

That's her, 40s, you are having a laugh.

She looks it without the make-up

[JackSaint]

She looks it without the make-up

Did you fuck her or stalk her?

[puntingpumping1920]

Did you fuck her or stalk her?

That's two extremes 😂🤣

I actually know a photographer that knows her

She told me her real name so from there it was easy to find her

I quickly found out she is a busted granny 😂🤯

[JackSaint]

That's two extremes 😂🤣

I actually know a photographer that knows her

She told me her real name so from there it was easy to find her

I quickly found out she is a busted granny 😂🤯

So you stalked her. That photographer has got to an ace contact, you have to leverage her to get direct to a pool of beauties, I volunteer to be lighting man on the shoots 

[bonapati]

Did you fuck her or stalk her?

You fucked her (at half price) , he stalker her. 😉

[puntingpumping1920]

So you stalked her. That photographer has got to an ace contact, you have to leverage her to get direct to a pool of beauties, I volunteer to be lighting man on the shoots 

You can call it stalking

All these Russian girls know each other so it was easy to find her

It's like me asking you about an escort and you give me intel....is that me stalking an escort 🤷🏿‍♂️