London Escort Agencies - Recommendations and ones we'd like to see

[massagepuntingfan]

Been on a roll with Diva lately. Can anyone recommend an excellent duo with them? I mean girls who like each other and interact with each other. Maybe Koa and Arya? Although a bit expensive at current rates.

Also, I have too many on my list and can't pick. For a good DFK and GFE session, who would you pick? Lesya, Kendall, Passion, Carlita, Arya, Naranda. Sadly it looks like Oriole has left? She was next on my list...

I also have an eye on Amalfi for a PSE type session, but don't know if I can muster the energy in this heat.

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[prelude141]

I wonder how many slaps you’ll get before finding one that will do it 😩 👋🏻

We might be surprised by that number that I suspect might not be that high. $$$$

[a203203]

^ thanks... circumstances dictate that it comes down to endelyn + rushana for the second hour, or lesya for 1.5 hours. What do you all think? Leaning towards a Lesya GFE.

[The Night King]

Saw this girl (for 60 seconds) External Link/Members Only

In all my years in this hobby, never have I met someone who looks less like their photos. Absolute rotter! 

The photoshopper has obliterated her features and the images on the profile are a work of fiction.

Walked. Obviously.

[king tarzan]

Lots are doing Mickey mouse kissing
No dfk being mentioned

[JackSaint]

Saw this girl (for 60 seconds) External Link/Members Only

In all my years in this hobby, never have I met someone who looks less like their photos. Absolute rotter! 

The photoshopper has obliterated her features and the images on the profile are a work of fiction.

Walked. Obviously.

I can see why you chose her, the only massively suspect photo is the bottom one, the others look like there's a chance you see a good looking girl, very naughty, well done for walking.

[Liverpool]

I've never walked from an agency escort. Do you find yourselves black listed, treated poorly etc, next time you book with the same agency, be it Diva, Peachy and so on?

[The Night King]

I've never walked from an agency escort. Do you find yourselves black listed, treated poorly etc, next time you book with the same agency, be it Diva, Peachy and so on?

It's never a problem with the agency. They immediately try and upsell another SP when you cancel. If you do book an alternative then the agency is no worse off.

As long as they get their 33% they couldnt give a flying fandango 

I wonder about some of these Russian SPs though. Sergei must be telling them the streets are paved with gold here and they can earn a fortune. They have to stump for flights, tons of lateral flow tests, an apartment (this one was very flash actually). If they're a hottie then no problem but if they are as rough as this bird was I doubt she'll make much dosh, even at £300 ph (especially at £300 ph!  )

[golden bull]

Her pics make her look well fuckable….. so is she really that rough?

[The Night King]

Her pics make her look well fuckable….. so is she really that rough?

Even if she'd offered me a freebie I'd have turned her down 

[golden bull]

Even if she'd offered me a freebie I'd have turned her down 

… thanks. Tells me everything I needed to know🤣

[popmopcop]

Even if she'd offered me a freebie I'd have turned her down 

Thanks for the information. Was she older? Fatter? Had a drug addict look about her?

I was keen on Darina then saw her selfies where she looks like a later 30s meth addict - skinny but rough.

[The Night King]

Thanks for the information. Was she older? Fatter? Had a drug addict look about her?

I was keen on Darina then saw her selfies where she looks like a later 30s meth addict - skinny but rough.

Facially I'd give her a 1. I don't think she was wearing any makeup which is a rookie mistake. Not sure a bit of slap would have got her higher than a 3 though.

She's tall and skinny. Bit of a beanpole.

I do this hobby to get an upgrade on what I might reasonably expect to get IRL and I accept paying a premium for it.

Unless you are one of the undateables you wouldn't be looking pull this girl in Wetherspoons on a Friday night 

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[popmopcop]

Facially I'd give her a 1. I don't think she was wearing any makeup which is a rookie mistake. Not sure a bit of slap would have got her higher than a 3 though.

She's tall and skinny. Bit of a beanpole.

I do this hobby to get an upgrade on what I might reasonably expect to get IRL and I accept paying a premium for it.

Unless you are one of the undateables you wouldn't be looking pull this girl in Wetherspoons on a Friday night 

If you haven't seen it then watch this on the perils of Photoshop : External Link/Members Only

Thanks for the help. I think this Sunday I will spend time doing something else then. No punting options for me 

[Jackson4]

It's never a problem with the agency. They immediately try and upsell another SP when you cancel. If you do book an alternative then the agency is no worse off.

As long as they get their 33% they couldnt give a flying fandango 

I wonder about some of these Russian SPs though. Sergei must be telling them the streets are paved with gold here and they can earn a fortune. They have to stump for flights, tons of lateral flow tests, an apartment (this one was very flash actually). If they're a hottie then no problem but if they are as rough as this bird was I doubt she'll make much dosh, even at £300 ph (especially at £300 ph!  )

A SP recently told me their manager puts the prices up, and they just have to accept it. A combination of COVID restrictions and the new immigration system means they're apparently squeezing the girl who manage to get through. It is getting a bit out of hand.

[Jackson4]

This one looks a sort - Fanty

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[centry]

Varya, a young lady from Ukraine is back from her holidays it seems.
She was £250, now she's upped her prices into the insane territory of £600.
I didn't particularly think her looks were worth £250 when I saw her, even more now.

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[BootsnBunches]

This one looks a sort - Fanty

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Nice looking but older than the stated age surely?

[BootsnBunches]

A SP recently told me their manager puts the prices up, and they just have to accept it. A combination of COVID restrictions and the new immigration system means they're apparently squeezing the girl who manage to get through. It is getting a bit out of hand.

Another price increase - Ricky  up £50 to £200. Still no owo and the filters on her pictures have been changed so her face looks different.

[pantywetter]

Diva couldn’t care less if you cancel.  I’ve walked before and they take another booking instantly.
Maybe because I’m a regular but they are quite customer focussed.  Their receptionist earns her money as some of the others are painful.
I monitor Allure escorts and would break the bank with them, but the receptionist is a total hostile bitch!

[JackSaint]

Varya, a young lady from Ukraine is back from her holidays it seems.
She was £250, now she's upped her prices into the insane territory of £600.
I didn't particularly think her looks were worth £250 when I saw her, even more now.

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Enthusiastic but acne ridden, not worth £250, £600 is ridiculous.

[The Night King]

Varya, a young lady from Ukraine is back from her holidays it seems.
She was £250, now she's upped her prices into the insane territory of £600.
I didn't particularly think her looks were worth £250 when I saw her, even more now.

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Unless and until Sergei decides to reach some yet to be envisioned new lowballing bitch move this has to be the ultimate trolling of the London scene 

I have (not punted but) seen this girl and she is the epitome of plain and unsexy. Total whitebread. Nothing looking. You wouldn't glance at her twice in the street. Scrawny figure. No tits. And she's £600ph!?!?!

Has Sergei somehow successfully created a business model whereby literally any Russian girl (no matter how rough) can hire an expensive photographer, lots of studio lighting, pay a high grade photoshopper and stick the SP in some lingerie, giving her a SW5 address to create a £600 ph market?

A couple of years back there was brand value in Russian SPs that is now totally f**ked due to Sergei's greed. Well done mate 

[JackSaint]

Unless and until Sergei decides to reach some yet to be envisioned new lowballing bitch move this has to be the ultimate trolling of the London scene 

I have (not punted but) seen this girl and she is the epitome of plain and unsexy. Total whitebread. Nothing looking. You wouldn't glance at her twice in the street. Scrawny figure. No tits. And she's £600ph!?!?!

Has Sergei somehow successfully created a business model whereby literally any Russian girl (no matter how rough) can hire an expensive photographer, lots of studio lighting, pay a high grade photoshopper and stick the SP in some lingerie, giving her a SW5 address to create a £600 ph market?

A couple of years back there was brand value in Russian SPs that is now totally f**ked due to Sergei's greed. Well done mate 

She looks so awkward in the shoot too, I particular like the bit where she appears to be scratching a spot near her lip.

[pantywetter]

Enthusiastic but acne ridden, not worth £250, £600 is ridiculous.

Agree, she is bang average.  That’s insane!

[NeutronStar04]

Varya, a young lady from Ukraine is back from her holidays it seems.
She was £250, now she's upped her prices into the insane territory of £600.
I didn't particularly think her looks were worth £250 when I saw her, even more now.

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I saw her last year and was keen to see her again when she came back from holiday. Found her really attractive in person. She's tall and slender, she used to be a gymnast and was the most flexible SP I've punted with. Also, she was really into DFK which I am a big fan of, she was relentless with it.

But I am pretty disappointed seeing that price hike. I'd have paid £200 per hour as I did last time, but anything above that is not worth it imo

[Liverpool]

I saw her last year and was keen to see her again when she came back from holiday. Found her really attractive in person. She's tall and slender, she used to be a gymnast and was the most flexible SP I've punted with. Also, she was really into DFK which I am a big fan of, she was relentless with it.

But I am pretty disappointed seeing that price hike. I'd have paid £200 per hour as I did last time, but anything above that is not worth it imo

A shame you didn't review her properly at the time. 

[jokaa]

So true wtf is it with people not leaving reviews and then talking about how good/bad a girl is in a random comment. Not helpful at all.

Even more annoying is when people leave reviews of a girl from a punt like 6 months ago and the girl isn't even around anymore. Pointless

[a203203]

Our Varya is now £300! Maybe Diva does care about the punters…

[centry]

Our Varya is now £300! Maybe Diva does care about the punters…

£300 is still +£50 more than last time.
So the answer is no, no they don't.

[Jackson4]

Nice looking but older than the stated age surely?

You think so, what’s your guess? No older than 30?

[massagepuntingfan]

£300 is still +£50 more than last time.
So the answer is no, no they don't.

Is it the agency driving the prices up or the girls and their sergeis? Whenever I look at top secret or admiral the prices are the same. Interested in who’s driving the ridiculous up tick in prices.

[Liverpool]

Is it the agency driving the prices up or the girls and their sergeis? Whenever I look at top secret or admiral the prices are the same. Interested in who’s driving the ridiculous up tick in prices.

The girls themselves. Not all of them have pimps either.

[king tarzan]

The girls themselves. Not all of them have pimps either.

spot on

[king tarzan]

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I know it's different agency anyone seen her??

Thanks

[king tarzan]

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Anyone seen her?

[pantywetter]

£300 is still +£50 more than last time.
So the answer is no, no they don't.

How do your prices go from 250 to 600 to 300 in the space of a week.
All over the map.  What did they expect to happen? 

[User176]

How do your prices go from 250 to 600 to 300 in the space of a week.
All over the map.  What did they expect to happen?

from my conversations, girls in the £250-300 range usually average 3 to 7 bookings per day depending on their popularity and ability to attract returning clients; that goes down to 0-3 bookings for girls in the £500+ range.

some girls don't have an accurate estimate of how much they should charge; they learn the hard way and are very quickly taught a lesson by the invisible hand of the free market

[golden bull]

All you horny gits must’ve stampede to newish girl Edora @ a reasonable price. Tried to book today and was unavailable for the rest of the day already. I tried at lunchtime.🤨
Second choice was unavailable until 7 pm so I’m sitting here with blue balls.

[Arcy]

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DFK and £150ph - I may have to take a gamble

[JamesOO7]

The stampede continues...tried yesterday and today and Edora is fully booked up.  All the horny fuckers must be giving her a good pounding. 

I bet her rate goes up before the end of this week 

Hope they drop a review here soon

[me_crat]

The stampede continues...tried yesterday and today and Edora is fully booked up.  All the horny fuckers must be giving her a good pounding. 

I bet her rate goes up before the end of this week 

Hope they drop a review here soon

I can drop one here after my meet with her in the coming days. Will do on the weekend at latest.

[golden bull]

The stampede continues...tried yesterday and today and Edora is fully booked up.  All the horny fuckers must be giving her a good pounding. 

I bet her rate goes up before the end of this week 

Hope they drop a review here soon

Shhhhh 🤫 don’t say that or Sergei will get ideas. She’ll probably be loose as a clowns pocket by the time I get round to seeing her.

[Alexmck]

Shhhhh 🤫 don’t say that or Sergei will get ideas. She’ll probably be loose as a clowns pocket by the time I get round to seeing her.

Ditto

[User176]

Has anyone seen or reviewed Golda?

[king tarzan]

Has anyone seen or reviewed Golda?

Definitely looks like a bloke!!


Putin get your act together!!
You are a man's Man

[stuart.]

Marika

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[king tarzan]

Marika

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I would go for that..
But those inflated dingy lips put me right off

[pantywetter]

Some totty in the new section at Diva

Latina:

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Alisa, can never say no to a redhead

Marika and Golda look to have super honey status

Cock is going to fall off at this rate!

[pantywetter]

Marika and Rosemary could be a good duo of anyone is feeling flush
Rosemary has a bit of Russian moodiness but she’s pretty hot and puts a shift in. 

[king tarzan]

Some totty in the new section at Diva

Latina:

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Alisa, can never say no to a redhead

Marika and Golda look to have super honey status







Cock is going to fall off at this rate!

night king knighted her