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Author Topic: Serenade (Diva Escort Agency) - Edgware Road  (Read 1195 times)

Offline Complete Novice

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TL/DR version
Poor comms;
Sub-standard accommodation;
Short changed on time; and finally
Seemingly disinterested SP in terms of her service provision.
Other than that, this was one of my best bookings ever!

Comms: Up until the day, excellent. After that imho poor.
Initially arranged before either the SP or I were in the Country. Less than 30 minutes after my initial call, I received preliminary text confirmation of the booking.

On the day and as requested I sent my confirmation just before 09:00, but wanted to push back the meet by 30 mins and asked if this could be arranged. 1 hour later Diva said they'd check, then radio silence for another 3 hours until I chased them just before 13:00. At this point I still had no idea of the actual final time or the location of the booking.

Then 30 mins later, I was told that the SP couldn't push the meet back.

I may be being pedantic, but this just felt like I was the one driving it forward.

Location – Poor
The SP admitted that this was temporary but if I'm honest I expected better.

This was roughly 10 minutes walk from Edgware Road tube, an apartment in a high rise residential block which had seen far better days. It appeared to be clean but it still felt shabby and run down.

The intercom entry system wasn't working (one of the numbered buttons had broken) and I consequently had to call the concierge to let me in, this was far from discreet!

In the apartment the bed was broken and the mattress was extremely soft. You laid on it and the whole thing seemed to envelop you.

The SP – Not great
The door opened and frankly my heart sank. Heavily photo-shopped, not within a reasonable margin of tolerance.

To my untrained eye I didn't think close to a size 8, more like a 10-12.  She's 'thicker set' than the photographs would have you believe.

I think mid 20's, 5'7" is about right, no tattoos, tongue piercing, slight tan, good conversational English, well-travelled and intelligent.

She does have a small paunch and to put it another way, the combination of the SPs appearance, the accommodation and the hassle getting in, would normally have seen me walk but this was a personal recommendation from a fellow punter so I made a snap judgment and stayed to see what the service was like.

The Meet – Poor (1.5 hours GFE for £300.00 - No extras)
She was friendly enough but I felt that this SP was unprofessional in so far as she was far more interested in talking about the various parts of the world where she'd been travelling/wanted to travel to, than providing me with a decent service. She couldn’t even be bothered to offer me a glass of water until I'd been there for an hour.

I left the shower, she was wearing a lbd which she dropped to the floor to reveal some reasonably nice black lingerie however unfortunately matched with what looked like a cheap pair of black hold ups.

Engaged in some light fk then onto OWO which was very average at best, no DT, some attention to my nuts, none to perineum.

In RO she seemed unresponsive. I'd pretty much lost the will to live at this point, what with the crappy bed, shabby bedroom and seemingly disinterested SP, frankly I've got better things to do.

However with a hat on she started in cow girl which to be fair was pretty good, then prone bone which was very good where I came in penetration. She knew exactly how to work it and push my buttons. So the only conclusion I can draw from this experience is  that when she wants to turn it on she's is more than capable.

At this point I thought we'd cracked it as I saw we had 30 minutes left but she just got up and that was it. Totally disinterested in even attempting round 2, no massage was even offered. I even politely enquired "is that it", which was either not understood of ignored (with the latter being more likely). Once again she was far more interested in having another chat, give me strength.

That was it I didn't want to stay any longer, I was offered another shower but I opted to leave. I left feeling  unsatisfied and frustrated.

I subsequently complained to the Agency in the hope future punters receive a better service.

Would I return: Not if you paid me and unless Diva have someone exclusively on their books who I absolutely must see, this is likely to be the last time they receive my custom.  Very poor show all around.

sexi801

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Shame really, had my eye on her for a while. Thanks for the review was helpful.

Offline texmex

Thanks for your review. I have used Diva few times and it varies widely by the girl. I have had very good service from Twiggy, better than average from Antonniete and negative from Harmony. I still saw Harmony twice though as she was just so pretty.

Simon85

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I had a very good punt with Serenade back in March. Sounds like things have gone downhill since then in terms of looks, location and service. She looks very different in the newer Diva pics.

Candyman

  • Guest
Thanks for the review. She looks very pretty face-wise. Shame she didnt meet expectations. What was the agencies response to your feedback? Was anything offered??

Offline Complete Novice

Thanks for the review. She looks very pretty face-wise. Shame she didnt meet expectations. What was the agencies response to your feedback? Was anything offered??

They heard me out and apologised.

I didn't want/or expect anything from them.

Offline Topkat

What a shit punt, at £200/hr I expect a reasonable flat and performance from the girl.
Like Simon85 I had a great time with her earlier this year, another one gone off the boil.
Good luck with your next punt CN.

Offline nalin

I saw her three or four times during the past couple of years- she stayed 6 months in london and 6 months somewhere in western Europe. A highly intelligent girl with a passion for travel and literature.

On my last visit earlier this year, I did notice her sagging boobs but sha was still pretty, warm and nice. Doing A with her, a delight. On my last visit she said her extra for A was 100 but, as a prev client, she would charge the old rate for the extra- 50.Things appear to have deteriorated and i am sorry the op had a disappointing experience.

Offline kong

could this be the same girl?

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looks kind of similar.

Offline nalin

Nope. Also the rate is lower on this site. There are some similaries - though serenade (or Sammy or Sandra)in other sites, has smaller boobs.

Simon85

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Serenade does go by another name, Ashley on Holt Collection.