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Poor comms;
Sub-standard accommodation;
Short changed on time; and finally
Seemingly disinterested SP in terms of her service provision.
Other than that, this was one of my best bookings ever!
Comms: Up until the day, excellent. After that imho poor.
Initially arranged before either the SP or I were in the Country. Less than 30 minutes after my initial call, I received preliminary text confirmation of the booking.
On the day and as requested I sent my confirmation just before 09:00, but wanted to push back the meet by 30 mins and asked if this could be arranged. 1 hour later Diva said they'd check, then radio silence for another 3 hours until I chased them just before 13:00. At this point I still had no idea of the actual final time or the location of the booking.
Then 30 mins later, I was told that the SP couldn't push the meet back.
I may be being pedantic, but this just felt like I was the one driving it forward.
Location – Poor
The SP admitted that this was temporary but if I'm honest I expected better.
This was roughly 10 minutes walk from Edgware Road tube, an apartment in a high rise residential block which had seen far better days. It appeared to be clean but it still felt shabby and run down.
The intercom entry system wasn't working (one of the numbered buttons had broken) and I consequently had to call the concierge to let me in, this was far from discreet!
In the apartment the bed was broken and the mattress was extremely soft. You laid on it and the whole thing seemed to envelop you.
The SP – Not great
The door opened and frankly my heart sank. Heavily photo-shopped, not within a reasonable margin of tolerance.
To my untrained eye I didn't think close to a size 8, more like a 10-12. She's 'thicker set' than the photographs would have you believe.
I think mid 20's, 5'7" is about right, no tattoos, tongue piercing, slight tan, good conversational English, well-travelled and intelligent.
She does have a small paunch and to put it another way, the combination of the SPs appearance, the accommodation and the hassle getting in, would normally have seen me walk but this was a personal recommendation from a fellow punter so I made a snap judgment and stayed to see what the service was like.
The Meet – Poor (1.5 hours GFE for £300.00 - No extras)
She was friendly enough but I felt that this SP was unprofessional in so far as she was far more interested in talking about the various parts of the world where she'd been travelling/wanted to travel to, than providing me with a decent service. She couldn’t even be bothered to offer me a glass of water until I'd been there for an hour.
I left the shower, she was wearing a lbd which she dropped to the floor to reveal some reasonably nice black lingerie however unfortunately matched with what looked like a cheap pair of black hold ups.
Engaged in some light fk then onto OWO which was very average at best, no DT, some attention to my nuts, none to perineum.
In RO she seemed unresponsive. I'd pretty much lost the will to live at this point, what with the crappy bed, shabby bedroom and seemingly disinterested SP, frankly I've got better things to do.
However with a hat on she started in cow girl which to be fair was pretty good, then prone bone which was very good where I came in penetration. She knew exactly how to work it and push my buttons. So the only conclusion I can draw from this experience is that when she wants to turn it on she's is more than capable.
At this point I thought we'd cracked it as I saw we had 30 minutes left but she just got up and that was it. Totally disinterested in even attempting round 2, no massage was even offered. I even politely enquired "is that it", which was either not understood of ignored (with the latter being more likely). Once again she was far more interested in having another chat, give me strength.
That was it I didn't want to stay any longer, I was offered another shower but I opted to leave. I left feeling unsatisfied and frustrated.
I subsequently complained to the Agency in the hope future punters receive a better service.
Would I return: Not if you paid me and unless Diva have someone exclusively on their books who I absolutely must see, this is likely to be the last time they receive my custom. Very poor show all around.