Charming Elizabeth - Bristol

[Samsung8]

Elizabeth
Bristol - nice apartment near Ibis and @Bristol - door is right on street so very visible
£80 for half hour
OWO, 69, cowgirl & doggy

Weird one. Could have been a positive, could have been a negative, ends up a neutral because...

Comms - 5/10 - called, got a yes, I'll text you the address, 20 minutes later I texted to say "what's the address" - gave me a postcode - I got there and texted I was outside, waited another 15 minutes after "give me a minute to get ready"... all in all 45 minutes from when I called I got in

Girl - 10/10 for looks - seriously hot, pics are accurate but if anything she's hotter in real life. Petite, hot curvy little arse and an amazing pair of tits (not huge but perfectly formed with puffy nipples. Yum) 

Odd stuff - 2/10 - told me there was a towel for my hands, so I went in and washed, came back and got on the bed... she came in and told me off for using her towel, then said I need to go back to have a shower and use mouthwash... OK, fair enough, no problem, I like DFK and it is all over her profile that she does this, so I thought that's a result. Got back in to the room and she went off again.

Also, it was seriously hot in the apartment, like must have been over 30 degrees. While she was out of the room I nipped over and turned down her heater (it was on 10, put it to zero), but with no windows open it was no use... fucking sauna!   

Actual punt - 6/10 - no DFK in fact no kissing at all... asked if OW or OWO - went for OWO as she had my dick in her hand and I had already been there for 10 minutes at least - odd technique of licking the end a lot then gradually getting it in there, so although it worked I wouldn't say it was my favourite way, but she looked so good doing it that I wasn't complaining, in between my legs with her back arched and her fine arse in the air... I definitely got a stonking hard-on and she was at points doing a grand job! 

this went on for 10 minutes then I said I wanted to taste her... she asked lie down or 69, I opted for 69, as she was turning over she said "I like it gentle and no fingers OK?" - fine, but then she did that thing where she clamped my shoulders down so I was straining my tongue to get anywhere - when I managed to go anywhere her clit she flinched (she later told me she is very sensitive there but still, I wasn't about to plough in like a parched spaniel...)   

she then told me she was going to fuck me  and told me she would go cowgirl first... OK great, wouldn't be my first choice but go for it...

This is when it got tricky. I like a GFE and she got on (great sight!) then proceeded to bang the life out of me - no build up, no gentle starts - and then started telling me to do it harder and deeper, like constantly saying "deeper, deeper" - sort of gave me a complex!! 

She then said she wanted it doggy and again, that was a great sight to look at, but again with her taking the lead she was just saying "do it harder, deeper" the whole time... I decided to control the pace a bit more and eventually the sight of her gorgeous body and her cute little smile, and her stroking my balls from underneath, got me off and I came in the johnny.

Post-coital - 7/10 - she told me to relax and wind down, wiped me gently, wet wiped my sweaty bits - which there was lots of because it was like the Sahara in there, and proceeded to chat about how she was sorry she liked it hard and her clit was really sensitive but that's just her... so I started thinking maybe I underestimated her... maybe it was just the post-coital glow, but she was being really sweet and I came out feeling not too bad about it...

Quick shower and she left me to get dressed, then another odd thing...

Asking for a favour 1/10 - before I went she pointed to her coffee machine and asked if I knew the brand of capsules. I said I did and she said "have you got 5 miinutes?" So, I thought, she wants to offer me a coffee for the road. So I said, yeah sure... then she asked me if I would go tot Tesco to get her some more capsules, bring them back to the door and she will give me the money for them!!! Oh yeah, no problem, I'll just stand outside a WG door (which is really open to the road) taking money from her. That'd be sensible! FFS! 

SUMMARY - beautiful girl, in some ways really sweet and fun, in some ways totally nuts, amazing body, apartment far too hot, doesn't do all services promised, some might like her aggressive fucking technique but not for me and... I am not your personal shopper!! 

So, a neutral

[Samsung8]

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[hottext72]

Good detailed review 

[Gas74]

Thanks for the review, she's on my maybe list but this might push it to maybe not. I remember getting asked to go to the shop from some skanky bird just off the Gloucester Road years ago for fags and a bottle of cider, was a shit punt so just took the cash as some kind of refund, do I feel guilty? No service should have been better and I would have done it if I'd had any thoughts of a return visit. Shouldn't trust us punters!

[vw]

thanks for the review, think the neg before had made up my mind on this one though.

Very odd she could not get her own coffee though, lazy.   

[Samsung8]

Thanks for the review, she's on my maybe list but this might push it to maybe not. I remember getting asked to go to the shop from some skanky bird just off the Gloucester Road years ago for fags and a bottle of cider, was a shit punt so just took the cash as some kind of refund, do I feel guilty? No service should have been better and I would have done it if I'd had any thoughts of a return visit. Shouldn't trust us punters!

braver than I am. I just said I wasn't able to hang around and scarpered... I'd be worried they'd get their pimp out after me!

[Samsung8]

thanks for the review, think the neg before had made up my mind on this one though.

Very odd she could not get her own coffee though, lazy.   

perhaps she actually doesn't have any clothes... 

[dogsbollocks]

I saw her last Spring. Agree she's a bit odd. But harmless, good body and quite attentive, but I haven't been back and have no plans..

[PeachyAssFan]

Good review. Borderline neg from me because of the lies regarding services on offer

[shooter]

Great review, thanks. 

I was tempted to go back for a 2 hour punt with her later this week.  If she did outcalls I would def have booked her but she only does incalls - maybe she really doesn't have any clothes 

Seems like she does the whole time wasting thing at the beginning of the punt, which she did with me and its mentioned in the other reviews as well. Don't get why she had a go at you about the towel though    

She did the whole "harder faster" thing with me as well.  But maybe not as much as in this review - wonder if its a tactic to try and get you to cum quicker?  But then again, if she gave oral for 10 minutes maybe not.....

I hate the location of the flat too  - very exposed, the front door does open right onto the street..and if you are hanging around outside there isn't really anywhere to hide  - odd as she could let you in through the bedroom round the back which would be much more discreet...

For me:
The PROS of Elizabeth are  her body IS perfect (to me) and the petite frame and natural tits and she is a smart girl

the CONS ; Time wasting, lack of FK/DFK/slight grumpiness/rushing u in the action AND location/heat of the flat

Thanks for this review    it has made me decide against seeing Elizabeth until she ups her game...Shame as there isn't much talent down in the South West these days     

Yet another case of UKP helping - the strange thing is that she is getting really good reviews on AW  and from seasoned punters on there - maybe they are bowled over by that body too   

Would be good to get more reviews on here than the fluff on AW

[Samsung8]

Elizabeth
Bristol - nice apartment near Ibis and @Bristol - door is right on street so very visible
£80 for half hour
OWO, 69, cowgirl & doggy

Weird one. Could have been a positive, could have been a negative, ends up a neutral because...

Comms - 5/10 - called, got a yes, I'll text you the address, 20 minutes later I texted to say "what's the address" - gave me a postcode - I got there and texted I was outside, waited another 15 minutes after "give me a minute to get ready"... all in all 45 minutes from when I called I got in

Girl - 10/10 for looks - seriously hot, pics are accurate but if anything she's hotter in real life. Petite, hot curvy little arse and an amazing pair of tits (not huge but perfectly formed with puffy nipples. Yum) 

Odd stuff - 2/10 - told me there was a towel for my hands, so I went in and washed, came back and got on the bed... she came in and told me off for using her towel, then said I need to go back to have a shower and use mouthwash... OK, fair enough, no problem, I like DFK and it is all over her profile that she does this, so I thought that's a result. Got back in to the room and she went off again.

Also, it was seriously hot in the apartment, like must have been over 30 degrees. While she was out of the room I nipped over and turned down her heater (it was on 10, put it to zero), but with no windows open it was no use... fucking sauna!   

Actual punt - 6/10 - no DFK in fact no kissing at all... asked if OW or OWO - went for OWO as she had my dick in her hand and I had already been there for 10 minutes at least - odd technique of licking the end a lot then gradually getting it in there, so although it worked I wouldn't say it was my favourite way, but she looked so good doing it that I wasn't complaining, in between my legs with her back arched and her fine arse in the air... I definitely got a stonking hard-on and she was at points doing a grand job! 

this went on for 10 minutes then I said I wanted to taste her... she asked lie down or 69, I opted for 69, as she was turning over she said "I like it gentle and no fingers OK?" - fine, but then she did that thing where she clamped my shoulders down so I was straining my tongue to get anywhere - when I managed to go anywhere her clit she flinched (she later told me she is very sensitive there but still, I wasn't about to plough in like a parched spaniel...)   

she then told me she was going to fuck me  and told me she would go cowgirl first... OK great, wouldn't be my first choice but go for it...

This is when it got tricky. I like a GFE and she got on (great sight!) then proceeded to bang the life out of me - no build up, no gentle starts - and then started telling me to do it harder and deeper, like constantly saying "deeper, deeper" - sort of gave me a complex!! 

She then said she wanted it doggy and again, that was a great sight to look at, but again with her taking the lead she was just saying "do it harder, deeper" the whole time... I decided to control the pace a bit more and eventually the sight of her gorgeous body and her cute little smile, and her stroking my balls from underneath, got me off and I came in the johnny.

Post-coital - 7/10 - she told me to relax and wind down, wiped me gently, wet wiped my sweaty bits - which there was lots of because it was like the Sahara in there, and proceeded to chat about how she was sorry she liked it hard and her clit was really sensitive but that's just her... so I started thinking maybe I underestimated her... maybe it was just the post-coital glow, but she was being really sweet and I came out feeling not too bad about it...

Quick shower and she left me to get dressed, then another odd thing...

Asking for a favour 1/10 - before I went she pointed to her coffee machine and asked if I knew the brand of capsules. I said I did and she said "have you got 5 miinutes?" So, I thought, she wants to offer me a coffee for the road. So I said, yeah sure... then she asked me if I would go tot Tesco to get her some more capsules, bring them back to the door and she will give me the money for them!!! Oh yeah, no problem, I'll just stand outside a WG door (which is really open to the road) taking money from her. That'd be sensible! FFS! 

SUMMARY - beautiful girl, in some ways really sweet and fun, in some ways totally nuts, amazing body, apartment far too hot, doesn't do all services promised, some might like her aggressive fucking technique but not for me and... I am not your personal shopper!! 

So, a neutral

She has now changed her profile to External Link/Members Only - External Link/Members Only  - Sweet Elena

[ciderhead]

never mind her asking for you to go deeper, deeper, could have been worse, she might of said "is it in yet"

[Chatte Noir]

“Deeper , Deeper  Little Dick ! “

[Chatte Noir]

“Deeper , Deeper  Little Dick ! “

[Samsung8]

never mind her asking for you to go deeper, deeper, could have been worse, she might of said "is it in yet"

She wouldn't be the first... 

[ciderhead]

She wouldn't be the first... 

I enjoyed your review mate, sometimes you gotta laugh

[Sweet_Elena]

Hello guys!
As I really like to get better, I was looking into what all of you were writing and I am sorry if I had disappointed some of us. Everybody does mistakes. So, not to forget, that there is another side of the coin and I do remember the first guy here. As you may know, some services are provided at my discretion, and if it wasn't what you expected, why don't ask? I can always answer if somebody just asks. Second, I prefer the room to be hot than cold, as you may xomplain if it is cold as well, so it can never be ideal. And abput the coffee. First, sometimes I just didn't have the fave to go out as I look like I have fucked and I am not in the mood to go out. And I did ask the guy - Do you have spare time? He said yes, then I said do you see the coffee, he said yes, then he thought we might drink coffee, but the half hour was long finished.... And he got disappointed because I couldn't drink coffee with him. Anyway, nobody has to do anything for me. We are here to have fun in bed and we are not always pergect together. So, maybe it was my fault, maybe he was fantastic and Ihad a bad attitude. You can never know what really happen between 2 people, only they know and from a different angles.
Third, not trying to excuse myself. I am far from perfect.
Two last things:
1. I like to fuck deeper as I am not the tiniest, but I am sensitive on my clit, as most women.
2. I have a big variety of clothes and shoes, especially shoes - I doubted that another girls in Bristol has around 20 pair of Jimmy Choo's. And no pimp, boyfriend, or whatsoever.... I like to meet different men, enjoy the time, while I am still young, and use my money for more meaningful purposes than a man or only my shoes 
With my old number, the bookings were a total disaster because I was stupid enough to have a girl who will answer my phobe, now I do everything alone, have only few meetings a day and am more attentive to people's needs. This is why I speak on the phone and ask a lot of questions. I just all of us to feel a bit better.
P.S.: Wish you all luck!

[James999]

As I really like to get better,

Stop making fucking excuses would be a start 

[Sweet_Elena]

Well, thank you for the advice. The only thing left that I can say is - ' I apologyze'.
Thank you! 

[Marmalade]

Well, thank you for the advice. The only thing left that I can say is - ' I apologyze'.
Thank you! 

No-one here is asking prossies for feedback on the reviews that are written here. You're paid to do a job. Your subsequent feelings about the service you provided or didn't provide are really not that interesting. You are simply paid to suck cock etc, not open your mouth to have an equal opinion. Who gives a fuck?? If I'm in a cafe with a friend and we comment on the state of the stale sandwiches, do you think that's an invite to the waiter to sit down at our table, and lecture us about how much mayo he put on it, and whether he listens carefully to customers, or protest he is always on time for work??

I guess you're not very busy. But this is a punters' forum, not a place for you to bellyache about the wonders of your pissflaps. 

[Sweet_Elena]

Thank you for your opinion, it looks like you do habe a lot of respect for women. Anyway, about if I am busy or not, I always find time to do what, I think, is important. Have a lovely evening 

[James999]

Thank you for your opinion, it looks like you do habe a lot of respect for women.

  Quality line from a pro$$ie, who swallows spunk for a living 

[Marmalade]

Thank you for your opinion, it looks like you do habe a lot of respect for women. Anyway, about if I am busy or not, I always find time to do what, I think, is important. Have a lovely evening 

Your sarcasm, as in your previous piffle, is entirely wasted. If you read my posts you’d find I have a lot of respect for real women, and that even includes a whore who is a decent person. Whereas a slag touting her fanny on a forum where she has little business being, no, not so much — there’s no place for trolls and touts on here — it’s fuck all to do with your gender: why on earth should I respect trolls and touts??





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[Sweet_Elena]

Yes, I understand now.(no sarcasm here)
I agree that both of you are right about most of the things. But it is always a nice to be kind to others, it is easy to do that.
Being rude to others makes difficult for them to understand your views. Not going to discuss further. I am not in my right to comment further 

[Marmalade]

Yes, I understand now.(no sarcasm here)
I agree that both of you are right about most of the things. But it is always a nice to be kind to others, it is easy to do that.
Being rude to others makes difficult for them to understand your views. Not going to discuss further. I am not in my right to comment further 

We have definitions of what consists of rudeness here, which are maybe not the same as yours — but there again you probably haven’t had the decency to read the rules, have you??

As far as I can see, UKP has been pretty nice and kind to you, tolerating you and you have had things explained to you instead of Admin just banning you.

If you think it is a good idea to be nice and kind to touts and trolls and people who are wrecking what has been built by hard work, maybe you should go and hug a hoodie?

None of this is personal dear: it’s a punters’ Forum, not a place for chitchat between prossies and punters.

Given your silly responses I’m thinking I maybe should have just been more forthright in politely suggesting to you that you could use you fucking fingers to fuck yourself instead of typing shite. No offence. 

[Samsung8]

Calm down dearest! It's only a commercial

Elena / Elizabeth... it's fine. I gave you a neutral because you're a sexy lady and if the room wasn't as hot, and we had clicked a bit better (I prefer a slow GFE personally, whereas I think you like it hard and rough!) it would all have been fine. I don't take offence at you defending yourself, but no way am I going to ever nip out and buy some coffee for a girl after a meet! Maybe if you'd asked me before I arrived (I've done this for someone else before when they needed condoms!!) I would have been fine with it, but the flat you had was pretty exposed to the road and I try to be discrete. I may have said "I don't have time" but that was probably me being polite and trying not to hurt your feelings by saying "You must be fucking joking! Are you mad?" 

I hope you take some positives from this, and know that most guys would find you very attractive