EmilyLane xx - Farnborough

[DodeCode]

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£110 for 45 mins

Booking - Comms were difficult but upon arrival she admitted that she will switch her phone on around 12-1230 on the days that she is working unless she is expecting a call to which she will switch it on earlier.

The venue - The same block of flats near the BMW garage, the same one I've been to so often that I know who the regulars are in this flat and what the number is..

The girl - I don't need to speak about this, everyone here knows she has a banging body, is polish and has great lips.

The nitty gritty - Made a booking at about 30 minutes notice one day and managed to get a 45 minute window.  Fast forward to me being in the flat and Emily seemed quite distant.  Jaded if you will.  The conversation was near non-existent, she was clearly going through the motions and seemed extremely mechanical.  To the point when I was giving RO, she was looking all over the place and wasn't into it at all.  FK was barely a flick of tongues to the point I didn't really want to continue with it as well.  I never thought I would say this, but she was nothing more than a Pump and Dump on this occasion. And I was the first customer of the day!

Now... I've had time to think about this and have come to the conclusion that I probably won't see her again.  It's a shame really as I know she is better than this with the review just scraping a neutral, bordering into negative.

[nigel4498]

Thanks for the review. 
There's so little about that it's disappointing if she is jaded.
She is almost top of my very short hotlist but after reading your review I'm in 2 minds now.

[tictacs]

Thanks for the review. I saw her some years ago and had a great time, been meaning to return for a second visit.

Have read other posts on here saying that she goes through phases of being jaded and acting how you describe in your review.

To be honest reading this puts me off trying to see her again.

[DodeCode]

Thanks for the review. 
There's so little about that it's disappointing if she is jaded.
She is almost top of my very short hotlist but after reading your review I'm in 2 minds now.

In fairness, given what’s in the local area, she is still up there as one of the best compared to what’s around but a lot of that is accounted for by her body and how good it is.

I’m relatively confident that if she were to take a break, she’d be back to herself.

[switftjake]

Have you seen her before?

[time_to_play]

Stunning body though 

[DodeCode]

Have you seen her before?

Yep, and reviewed here accordingly, that came out a positive review from memory.

[Putin]

Just a heads-up to anyone wanting to see her.

I just rang her number now to make a booking and the first thing she asked me was for my ethnicity and if I was black.

 I told her I was mixed, and she said she only sees white English gentlemen.

I then told her to state this on her AW profile to avoid wasting people's time 

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for the review. 
There's so little about that it's disappointing if she is jaded.
She is almost top of my very short hotlist but after reading your review I'm in 2 minds now.

I've seen her twice in 5 years and both times were good experiences. Yes I would see her again if it was convenient. The OP had a good experience last time as well, so I too would have been disappointed in his shoes. Better luck next time OP.

[James999]

Just a heads-up to anyone wanting to see her.

I just rang her number now to make a booking and the first thing she asked me was for my ethnicity and if I was black.

 I told her I was mixed, and she said she only sees white English gentlemen.

I then told her to state this on her AW profile to avoid wasting people's time 

Why should she, it's her choice, she probably doesn't want to sleep with relatives or animals, or that she doesn't like heavy BDSM, or Pain, etc does she also have to say that, and if she did say on her profile she didn't want to see certain types then they may well ring up and argue why, seriously it's about choice, you choose who you want to see and the girls choose the people they want to see, live with it.

[thekman100]

Just a heads-up to anyone wanting to see her.

I just rang her number now to make a booking and the first thing she asked me was for my ethnicity and if I was black.

 I told her I was mixed, and she said she only sees white English gentlemen.

I then told her to state this on her AW profile to avoid wasting people's time 

I just cannot understand this. I've documented my views on this before and even discussed it with a couple of WGs. If it is because they find a huge cock painful. Well...some white guys have one! But maybe a little understanding.

But otherwise. Personal preference or not. Everyman's money and spunk are the same colour. Who cares what colour the skin is?

Gets my goat this one has been stood up a couple of times because they've seen I'm Asian.

Oh well. Off my HL and blacklisted. Maybe a dusty phone will loosen up that prejudice.

Thanks for the heads up.

[James999]

Who cares what colour the skin is?

Loads of people do, lots of black or Asian guys prefer white guys and girls also have preferences 

[switftjake]

Why should she, it's her choice, she probably doesn't want to sleep with relatives or animals, or that she doesn't like heavy BDSM, or Pain, etc does she also have to say that, and if she did say on her profile she didn't want to see certain types then they may well ring up and argue why, seriously it's about choice, you choose who you want to see and the girls choose the people they want to see, live with it.

Think you misread, he just suggested she should state her preference for white people on her profile to avoid time wasting.

[James999]

Think you misread, he just suggested she should state her preference for white people on her profile to avoid time wasting.

Read my post 

[Putin]

Why should she, it's her choice, she probably doesn't want to sleep with relatives or animals, or that she doesn't like heavy BDSM, or Pain, etc does she also have to say that, and if she did say on her profile she didn't want to see certain types then they may well ring up and argue why, seriously it's about choice, you choose who you want to see and the girls choose the people they want to see, live with it.

I do not have a problem with who she sees. It's her body and her choice.
 
But stating this on her profile would save her and her potential clients a lot of time and hassle.

I called her because of her good reviews here. If I had known this information, I wouldn't bother.

[James999]

But stating this on her profile would save her and her potential clients a lot of time and hassle.

How much hassle did you give her then, she said she wouldn't see you end of, and as she won't see you then you are not a potential client, as I said before if she put it on her profile she'd get hassle from people about that 

[switftjake]

Read my post 

I did first time. It’s a fair suggestion and many providers do state colour preference. Why shouldn’t he suggest it to her? Can’t see problem.

[James999]

Can’t see problem.

Why should she, it's her choice, she probably doesn't want to sleep with relatives or animals, or that she doesn't like heavy BDSM, or Pain, etc does she also have to say that, and if she did say on her profile she didn't want to see certain types then they may well ring up and argue why, seriously it's about choice, you choose who you want to see and the girls choose the people they want to see, live with it.

Happens loads of times on here people moaning that girls say it on their profile, racist zzzzzzz etc, if she doesn't want to see you, move on 

[bigmanbigman]

As always wgs choice .

[cakerusk]

Was on my hitlist.... removed and blacklisted!!!

[switftjake]

Happens loads of times on here people moaning that girls say it on their profile, racist zzzzzzz etc, if she doesn't want to see you, move on 

Yeah I’m not disagreeing with that. But why not put it on her profile, that way she doesn’t waste her time with people she doesn’t want to see. It’s a useful suggestion for her. People who have an issue with it will either BL her or hassle her and she can BL them. She wins

[James999]

Yeah I’m not disagreeing with that. But why not put it on her profile, that way she doesn’t waste her time with people she doesn’t want to see. It’s a useful suggestion for her. People who have an issue with it will either BL her or hassle her and she can BL them. She wins

Well go and tell her then, I'm sure she will love to hear your advice, just don't get upset if she laughs at you 

[switftjake]

Well go and tell her then, I'm sure she will love to hear your advice, just don't get upset if she laughs at you 

But he’s already told her. Why should I tell her? If it’s such a bad idea why don’t you tell all those who already put “no black guys or Asians” on their profiles to not do they because they will get hassled. I think you’re arguing for arguments sake. I’m out

[James999]

I’m out

Probably for the best as clearly thinking and understanding are not your strong points 

[contentguy]

Have you ever punted James, whilst I can’t motivate myself to read all if your 12k posts, you seem to enjoy pissing punters off more than sharing experiences.  Just saying.

Guy

[thekman100]

Probably for the best as clearly thinking and understanding are not your strong points 

Clearly punting and reviewing them on a PUNTING REVIEW SITE, is not one of your strong points.

Unless of course your fetish is to get off of reports of us getting off. In which case, each to his own. Glad to be of service.

 

[MrMatrix]

Clearly punting and reviewing them on a PUNTING REVIEW SITE, is not one of your strong points.

Unless of course your fetish is to get off of reports of us getting off. In which case, each to his own. Glad to be of service.

 

I think you will find James does punt.... perhaps not as james though.............personnally I'd leave this alone.

[cakerusk]

Clearly punting and reviewing them on a PUNTING REVIEW SITE, is not one of your strong points.

Unless of course your fetish is to get off of reports of us getting off. In which case, each to his own. Glad to be of service.

 

I would leave him alone....if you play with shit...you will smell like shit!!

[thekman100]

I think you will find James does punt.... perhaps not as james though.............personnally I'd leave this alone.

Will do. Thanks. 

[SSPete]

I am a white guy who has a real issue with girls who make blanket rules on people of certain ethnic backgrounds- even if "based on bad experiences".
It implies that people of a particular race are a "type", which is ridiculous.

[bigmanbigman]

Just as the wg has choices
So do punters .

[aj12345]

Anyone seen or heard from this beauty recently? Seems to have not been around for the last month or so.

[MrMatrix]

Anyone seen or heard from this beauty recently? Seems to have not been around for the last month or so.

Shes not been heard of for just over a month. I'd be sorry to see her leave the circuit as she is a seriously good fuck. And got one hell of a nice body. perhaps shes gone back home for a few weeks.

[aj12345]

Shes not been heard of for just over a month. I'd be sorry to see her leave the circuit as she is a seriously good fuck. And got one hell of a nice body. perhaps shes gone back home for a few weeks.

Exactly this. She might be a bit vanilla in terms of services but looks and that body more than make up for it. Probably the best body I've ever had on a WG.

[thekman100]

I notice she's taken off her Non Asian preference. Maybe she's decided out money is as good as the next punters?

Still, I can't see her giving 100% to those she said she didn't want to see before. Plus, she seems to be not giving 100% as it is!

Still a pass from me.

[MrMatrix]

I notice she's taken off her Non Asian preference. Maybe she's decided out money is as good as the next punters?

Still, I can't see her giving 100% to those she said she didn't want to see before. Plus, she seems to be not giving 100% as it is!

Still a pass from me.

I can understand why you say this, unsual move to take away the non asian preference - I dont recall seeing any one ever do that. In your shoes I too would have doubts as to her commitment. A wise pass most likely-