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Author Topic: My favorite ice breaker.  (Read 3886 times)

Offline Michael-Corleone

Most, nearly all, punts start and end in the same way. Most of mine start with undressing (obviously), then some kissing and then a nice blow job before the main event. At the point where she has just started the blow job I always say:
"You're very friendly aren't you?"
Guaranteed ice breaker. Then when she stops giggling (hopefully)
"Ok, back to work then "
Try it. As with most comedy its down to the ..........timing!

Offline Rightguardright

Not experienced enough in punting to have one but with the exes its always been

'your turn me on so much right now'  :kiss:

Sounds a bit too passive for a wg so might say something like

'suck me beautiful'  :lol:

... Grew up with American Pie.  :thumbsup:

Offline Goofy85

Never felt the need for an ice breaker. I enter, say hello, nice to meet her. Tell her she looks lovely. She'll ask how my journey was, and let it flow naturally. I always ask if it's OK for me to have a shower so she knows I'm clean. The fact she knows I care about hygiene and am proactive about having a shower hopefully means she enjoys it more. And then it flows. Being friendly and not treating her like a WG is my ice breaker.

My usual ice-breaker is seasonal, fruits such as strawberries in summer and Green & Black organic chocolate in winter but it she is a real BBW than fruit even out of season in case of upsetting her. I have never had a failure with the fruit/choc. it is not fluffy, it is enlightened self-interest. It often creates the first kiss even before I paid and if she smells I can still walk and only lost the fruits. But rarely happens.

Offline MethodMan

My ice breaker >>> giving her the cash >>> MAGIC!!!
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

Offline Dan23

My ice breaker >>> giving her the cash >>> MAGIC!!!

  :lol: like that!

Normally going for a hug and a kiss to break the ice.

Offline Rightguardright

Never felt the need for an ice breaker. I enter, say hello, nice to meet her. Tell her she looks lovely. She'll ask how my journey was, and let it flow naturally. I always ask if it's OK for me to have a shower so she knows I'm clean. The fact she knows I care about hygiene and am proactive about having a shower hopefully means she enjoys it more. And then it flows. Being friendly and not treating her like a WG is my ice breaker.

I like this post, in reality it is probably how I would be as well.

Offline Madlin Moon

Never felt the need for an ice breaker. I enter, say hello, nice to meet her. Tell her she looks lovely. She'll ask how my journey was, and let it flow naturally. I always ask if it's OK for me to have a shower so she knows I'm clean. The fact she knows I care about hygiene and am proactive about having a shower hopefully means she enjoys it more. And then it flows. Being friendly and not treating her like a WG is my ice breaker.

That would do the trick with me :)

Offline Goofy85

That would do the trick with me :)

I'm seeing you on Wednesday, so this makes me happy.  :)

Offline smiths

Small talk is my ice-breaker, i might say it was an easy drive with little traffic. The parking was bad, the weather is good today, that kind of stuff. All very light so as to put the WG at her ease.

On the odd occasion I've flapped my collar whilst saying ''Phew!! ...is it warm in here, or is it just me?'' and then start to unbutton my shirt.

It's got a 100% success rate - got me laid every time.  :D

Prossie icebreaker? Hand over the money.

On the odd occasion I've flapped my collar whilst saying ''Phew!! ...is it warm in here, or is it just me?'' and then start to unbutton my shirt.

It's got a 100% success rate - got me laid every time.  :D

Congratulations. You don't think the fact your paying to fuck her contributes to your success rate?

Offline skipper121

Prossie icebreaker? Hand over the money.

Or maybe try treating her as a human being rather than a commodity?  You both know you're there to do business but that doesn't mean you have to be impersonal

Or maybe try treating her as a human being rather than a commodity?  You both know you're there to do business but that doesn't mean you have to be impersonal

She has made herself a commodity by charging you to fuck her. Or don't you get that bit?

Offline skipper121

She has made herself a commodity by charging you to fuck her. Or don't you get that bit?

So that lets you off the hook acting like a normal human being then?  I assume you don't like WG's much

So that lets you off the hook acting like a normal human being then?  I assume you don't like WG's much

She's selling, you're buying. That means it's a transaction not a relationship. I like WG's. Just don't have much time for fluffies.

So that lets you off the hook acting like a normal human being then?  I assume you don't like WG's much

An interesting start to a debate that would die a death on here, or be hijacked by trolls.

When you visit a prossie, do you want to totally see her as a pure human being? To do that would take empathy, and wanting to know the person and, her emotions. A human being is more than bones, skin and water. A human is a true human because of their thoughts, dreams, emotions and feelings.

When I punt, I want a pussy, sorry to be crude but that is true. The other elements I desire such as warmth, attraction etc are merely part of some movie I have created in my own mind.

And don't delude yourself. When a prossie sees you, few want to know the real you, they just want to know what is in your wallet.

An interesting start to a debate that would die a death on here, or be hijacked by trolls.

When you visit a prossie, do you want to totally see her as a pure human being? To do that would take empathy, and wanting to know the person and, her emotions. A human being is more than bones, skin and water. A human is a true human because of their thoughts, dreams, emotions and feelings.

When I punt, I want a pussy, sorry to be crude but that is true. The other elements I desire such as warmth, attraction etc are merely part of some movie I have created in my own mind.

And don't delude yourself. When a prossie sees you, few want to know the real you, they just want to know what is in your wallet.

+1

Offline skipper121

An interesting start to a debate that would die a death on here, or be hijacked by trolls.

When you visit a prossie, do you want to totally see her as a pure human being? To do that would take empathy, and wanting to know the person and, her emotions. A human being is more than bones, skin and water. A human is a true human because of their thoughts, dreams, emotions and feelings.

When I punt, I want a pussy, sorry to be crude but that is true. The other elements I desire such as warmth, attraction etc are merely part of some movie I have created in my own mind.

And don't delude yourself. When a prossie sees you, few want to know the real you, they just want to know what is in your wallet.

Many true points Bob but as for the last one how she sees me is her affair and I would always go in with the assumption that I'm just seen as a customer - another punter, a source of income.  I'm under no illusions about that believe me.  But I refuse to  let that effect how I act.  I'm interacting with another person and will continue to treat them how I would treat any stranger I was meeting for the first time, whether they're selling sex or not.  It's just the way I am and frankly I don't want to be any other way.  I wrote my first review earlier today and I found it difficult talking about her as though she was something on sale in a shop.  I know I'll just get condemned as a fluffy but it's just the way I am and I think I'm too old to change now
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 09:54:37 PM by skipper121 »

Many true points Bob but as for the last one how she sees me is her affair and I would always go in with the assumption that I'm just seen as a customer - another punter, a source of income.  I'm under no illusions about that believe me.  But I refuse to  let that effect how I act.  I'm interacting with another person and will continue to treat them how I would treat any stranger I was meeting for the first time, whether they're selling sex or not.  It's just the way I am and frankly I don't want to be any other way

There is a difference between being a cunt and just understanding the business transaction. t treat the prossie no different to the girl who cuts my hair or the bloke that aligns my wheels. I do not need to know them, I do not want to know about their lives. I will sit there and pretend I am interested in my hairdresser's 2 weeks in Magaluf, but once my hair is cut, her life is no real consequence to me.

I am polite and friendly with all, but I do not have any pedestal to place someone

Offline skipper121

There is a difference between being a cunt and just understanding the business transaction. t treat the prossie no different to the girl who cuts my hair or the bloke that aligns my wheels. I do not need to know them, I do not want to know about their lives. I will sit there and pretend I am interested in my hairdresser's 2 weeks in Magaluf, but once my hair is cut, her life is no real consequence to me.

I am polite and friendly with all, but I do not have any pedestal to place someone

Assuming you're suggesting I'm a "cunt" I've got nothing more to say to you.  I don't bother debating with keyboard heroes

And as for not wanting to see her as something in a shop. Sorry to piss on your cornflakes, but adultworks, Vivastreet, cards in windows etc etc, ensure that the prossie IS in a shop. She is in a shop where the product on sale is her. I respect her for doing so, but can not pretend her service is more than a purchased commodity

Assuming you're suggesting I'm a "cunt" I've got nothing more to say to you.  I don't bother debating with keyboard heroes

I actually was not calling you a cunt. I meant the difference between being a "cunt to the girl......."

Congratulations. You don't think the fact your paying to fuck her contributes to your success rate?

 :yahoo:


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