Maria April ( Wishaw )

[hmscossack]

I had an enjoyable time last week - with a well-researched lovely Blonde Female escort on adult-work in Wishaw
with a 1 hour in-call for £ 110

I did an in-call for the 1st time ever , and it went wonderfully , I got on well with her , despite a few initial nerves ( but Viagra 1 hour before meeting helped hugely ) .
But having the Girl Friend Experience ( and checking that was certain to be on the table - before handing over the brown envelope ) -
I also decided to just chat about stuff I am interested in helped hugely , plus being able to stroke her and kiss
 ( I learned her hard way some escorts won't let you do this - unless its GFE )

anyway , I had the best hour for a long time , and made sure I told her she was really lovely - and treated her well -
and a great time was had by us both ( no further details , sorry - its private ) I rate her a 10/10 for enjoyment and personality
I also though her profile pictures really didn't do her justice , I was blown away with how attractive and easy to chat she was
The Street I visited was safe and there was easy parking , and it was very easy to find ( google street-view is my friend )


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[Clattypats]

I had an enjoyable time last week - with a well-researched lovely Blonde Female escort on adult-work in Wishaw
with a 1 hour in-call for £ 110

I did an in-call for the 1st time ever , and it went wonderfully , I got on well with her , despite a few initial nerves ( but Viagra 1 hour before meeting helped hugely ) .
But having the Girl Friend Experience ( and checking that was certain to be on the table - before handing over the brown envelope ) -
I also decided to just chat about stuff I am interested in helped hugely , plus being able to stroke her and kiss
 ( I learned her hard way some escorts won't let you do this - unless its GFE )

anyway , I had the best hour for a long time , and made sure I told her she was really lovely - and treated her well -
and a great time was had by us both ( no further details , sorry - its private ) I rate her a 10/10 for enjoyment and personality
I also though her profile pictures really didn't do her justice , I was blown away with how attractive and easy to chat she was
The Street I visited was safe and there was easy parking , and it was very easy to find ( google street-view is my friend )


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This wee phrase rings a few bells! .. ...it couldn't be....could it...

[LuckyLuckyDucky]

I had an enjoyable time last week - with a well-researched lovely Blonde Female escort on adult-work in Wishaw
with a 1 hour in-call for £ 110

I did an in-call for the 1st time ever , and it went wonderfully , I got on well with her , despite a few initial nerves ( but Viagra 1 hour before meeting helped hugely ) .
But having the Girl Friend Experience ( and checking that was certain to be on the table - before handing over the brown envelope ) -
I also decided to just chat about stuff I am interested in helped hugely , plus being able to stroke her and kiss
 ( I learned her hard way some escorts won't let you do this - unless its GFE )


Nonsense.



I smell shite.


I smell shite. 
anyway , I had the best hour for a long time , and made sure I told her she was really lovely - and treated her well -
and a great time was had by us both ( no further details , sorry - its private ) I rate her a 10/10 for enjoyment and personality
I also though her profile pictures really didn't do her justice , I was blown away with how attractive and easy to chat she was
The Street I visited was safe and there was easy parking , and it was very easy to find ( google street-view is my friend )


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[vw]

Is Wishaw easy to get to from kilmarnock ?   

[Clattypats]

Is Wishaw easy to get to from kilmarnock ?   

[hmscossack]

I have no idea what you guys are on about - where I am based is the South East of Scotland - I have never been to Kilmarnock , except to see Hearts FC play them

Enjoy the joke at my expense - its sadly sailed right over my head - have a nice night ! 

[Boinky]

That is one rough looking pus on her.

[nike]

If it's so f..king private, why not keep it that way, instead of putting up shite reviews. This review offers nothing to help the punters to decide on the suitability of this wg. Write a diary , it'll be more useful.
 

[randydandy2013]

I had an enjoyable time last week - with a well-researched lovely Blonde Female escort on adult-work in Wishaw
with a 1 hour in-call for £ 110

I did an in-call for the 1st time ever , and it went wonderfully , I got on well with her , despite a few initial nerves ( but Viagra 1 hour before meeting helped hugely ) .
But having the Girl Friend Experience ( and checking that was certain to be on the table - before handing over the brown envelope ) -
I also decided to just chat about stuff I am interested in helped hugely , plus being able to stroke her and kiss
 ( I learned her hard way some escorts won't let you do this - unless its GFE )

anyway , I had the best hour for a long time , and made sure I told her she was really lovely - and treated her well -
and a great time was had by us both ( no further details , sorry - its private ) I rate her a 10/10 for enjoyment and personality
I also though her profile pictures really didn't do her justice , I was blown away with how attractive and easy to chat she was
The Street I visited was safe and there was easy parking , and it was very easy to find ( google street-view is my friend )


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Sounds like one of these shite reviews from AW. I’d say that by looking at her pics that she is at least a size 12 and not an 8 as stated in her profile.

[Boinky]

From the Punting Wiki Guide to writing reviews.

Things NOT to Say

1/What happened next is private. Say what you want to say, and leave out what you need to leave out to protect your privacy. If you can't write in simple terms what happened, then don't write a review.

3/Treat her with respect. As if the readers were going to treat her poorly but since you wrote this, now they wont? Please provide facts, not instructions.

[mr small]

Looks more 58 than 48

 

[FBman78]

At least put services provided because your positive may not be the same as mine or anyone else's, so if there was a little more detail we may be able to judge the lady better. That said you could be the lady yourself!

[privatejm12]

Could have saved the £110.. She is on Fab Swingers... Can fuck her for free with a little chat haha!!

[Towlie]

Looks a 60aday kinda burd, Bet her gaff is howling.  Her photos really don't do her any favours, The eye make up alone is terrible.

[timmy1]

She was on my hotlist for a while (got a thing for rough looking milfs), text her a few weeks ago asking if a-levels were included, she text back saying it 30 quid extra which was fine, fair enough but then put that oral without is an extra 20 too, thought forget that then, not paying 120 quid for half an hour

[snaponscot]

 I seen maria before I joined this site very disappointed fake boobs that were like rocks she held me so close to her could hardly touch her up the stench from her perfume was making me sick was that bad I struggled to get a hard on then she says are you ready went for a feel at the pussy and it was bone dry I am afraid it just did not happen

[hmscossack]

She was on my hotlist for a while (got a thing for rough looking milfs), text her a few weeks ago asking if a-levels were included, she text back saying it 30 quid extra which was fine, fair enough but then put that oral without is an extra 20 too, thought forget that then, not paying 120 quid for half an hour

Hi
I don't know how you got quoted that Oral Without was extra - I got it for my fee no problem whatsoever - and it was superb..........and for the same price as quoted ( 110 , 1 hour)

I enjoyed my time in her company , and she was a good chat , with a lovely body - and a trim figure - I will go back again , no questions asked
next time I am back in that area ( she is no clock watcher )
I would have modified my first attempt at a review - but I am not going to when I get online abuse and see these  frankly derogatory remarks about the lady I met

[Clattypats]

I would have modified my first attempt at a review - but I am not going to when I get online abuse and see these  frankly derogatory remarks about the lady I met

Don't Bubble  ...Nothing wrong with what any of the above posters have said...

[hmscossack]

whatever

[Boinky]

If you continue like this I'm guessing you'll have a short history here.

Admin doesn't tolerate abusive behaviour. He does support members calling out others for posting fluffy crap and reviews which contravene what has already been pointed out to you in the site Wiki.

EDIT - He can also read your edits.......

[Clattypats]

If you continue like this I'm guessing you'll have a short history here.

Admin doesn't tolerate abusive behaviour. He does support members calling out others for posting fluffy crap and reviews which contravene what has already been pointed out to you in the site Wiki.

EDIT - He can also read your edits.......

Would love to have seen his post before the edit...Was he still bubbling...

[Kingdick152]

If your into some dirty fun she ain't the lady for you, i tried gettin her to slobber on my cock and she said she wasn't like that

[Courtney]

Ship ahoy!

when I get online abuse and see these  frankly derogatory remarks about the lady I met

.....there has been no online abuse given to you. Words such as the one I’ve highlighted in bold aren’t going to do you any favours.