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Offline cueball

Yaahhh..... suckings here for a cup of mead  :lol:

do you speak to people this way in real life

I do  :lol: I've had more black eyes than black puddings  :lol:
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Yaahhh..... suckings here for a cup of mead  :lol:

Ive got beer and there’s nowt on the box, may as well look at the new badge  :P

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And i did just google mead haha looks good

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See youve not got rid of your stalker yet Mike, he does have a shiny badge now so you can see him lurking in the gutters  :lol:

Honestly i think he wants to be your boyfriend but he’s shy, all this attention
There's a saying in Hollywood that you know you have made it when you get your first stalker.


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Now I'm not going to make this easy. I know what you are suggesting but I'm going to see if you box yourself into a corner first before I dance out underneath like Mohammed Ali.  :dance:

Just intrigued, have no way of knowing if you apply to review, you certainly announce mikethebike is coming to some or you would not get refused (if that is true).

Now more veiled threats, boxing like Ali and a civvy lawsuit.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I have to live with a reputation which is tarnished. In the civvie world you would never get away with that attitude.

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Now I'm not going to make this easy. I know what you are suggesting but I'm going to see if you box yourself into a corner first before I dance out underneath like Mohammed Ali.  :dance:

Nope, can't be, I've googled..... ali never carried an handbag  :sarcastic:

Neither did hailwood.... especially a tarnished one  :sarcastic:

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Now more veiled threats, boxing like Ali and a civvy lawsuit.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Have you been smoking troll weed? Where did I say that? Think I said "dancing like Mohammed Ali", if that's a threat in Gloucester then ....

Wait...

It probably is a threat in Gloucester  :lol:

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Nope, can't be, I've googled..... ali never carried an handbag  :sarcastic:

Neither did hailwood.... especially a tarnished one  :sarcastic:
I'm pretty sure too that Mike The Bike never had a handbag but thanks for pointing this out. I guess he never had a stalker either (maybe Ago when they hit the mountain)

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Have you been smoking troll weed? Where did I say that? Think I said "dancing like Mohammed Ali", if that's a threat in Gloucester then ....

Wait...

It probably is a threat in Gloucester  :lol:
Now posting where you think i come from  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: , is this supposed to intimidate me into leaving you to tout in peace.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Sort of thing golfnut would do to be honest.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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Yaahhh..... suckings here for a cup of mead  :lol:

I do  :lol: I've had more black eyes than black puddings  :lol:
Paraphrased - fast mouth, slow body

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Now posting where you think i come from  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: , is this supposed to intimidate me into leaving you to tout in peace.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Sort of thing golfnut would do to be honest.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Did I say where you came from? Just mentioned where they think dancing might be a bit rough  :unknown:

And why would Golfnut have done that?
Did you stalk him too. Am I not the first member you have stalked?
I'm gutted, gutted I say  :cry: I thought I was your one and only.

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And why would Golfnut have done that?

same reason you did, being very similar you of course will post the same way.  No idea what made you both similar, just happened I guess.

Even some girl thinks you are  :scare: :scare: , so you claim.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

a lass declined to see me on the basis of your accusations that I was Golfnut.

Have you met him at one of the Sherwood mead and brasso parties?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
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same reason you did, being very similar you of course will post the same way.  No idea what made you both similar, just happened I guess.

Even some girl thinks you are  :scare: :scare: , so you claim.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Have you met him at one of the Sherwood mead and brasso parties?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
That's the thing about coincidence. It just a coincidence and just because someone writes the same it does not mean that they will act in the same way. Predicting the future based on the past without a full set of data results in a spurious outcome.
See how I do not have to resort to those sarcastic emojis to convey a point. Try it one day; you might be surprised that you come across as a far more rationale stalker.

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That's the thing about coincidence. It just a coincidence and just because someone writes the same it does not mean that they will act in the same way. Predicting the future based on the past without a full set of data results in a spurious outcome.
See how I do not have to resort to those sarcastic emojis to convey a point. Try it one day; you might be surprised that you come across as a far more rationale stalker.

Stalking on an anonymous forum, you really are a sad case, another girl like post, there is definitely 2 distinct posting styles running brand mikethebike, that's for sure.   :kissgirl:

As for predicting the future, you are deluded, i point out the now based on the past, there is no future about it.  :crazy: :wacko:

anyway bored of your veiled threats, sleep well when Hannah tucks you in .   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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sleep well when Hannah tucks you in .   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
What a great idea for a role play, thank you. And Hannah could even blog about it afterwards.
VW - thank you for your first positive contribution for yonks!

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What a great idea for a role play, thank you. And Hannah could even blog about it afterwards.
VW - thank you for your first positive contribution for yonks!

I see you 2nd account has been posting.  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165277.msg1779171#msg1779171

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Thanks VW, I do have a punting phone and never use real names or give any other details out unlike that 6ft hunky moron with the twitter and linked in all over the interwebs  :lol:






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I have never seen LucieBee but her review record speaks for itself.Recent updates are always welcome so thanks to the reviewer.

The rest is hilarious and somewhat surreal. The East Midlands section of UKP has a history of attracting prominent posters who are puddled in one way or tother. The lower volume contributors are usually somewhere in the normal category and I have not noticed this trend when visiting the region in person. I don't know why they congregate on here. There are common traits as to what is the matter with them so I can see why members are reminded of others and find it hard to distinguish between them. At times I think they only have one brain that they have to pass around between themselves to post; like those three sisters in Greek mythology with the single shared eye.

Why did an escort know that MiketheBike was the guy making the booking? Same UKP and Adultwork profiles names are a basic discretionary don't do. Putting a well known reviewer name in a booking request can easily be seen as trying to exert pressure, a better service or extras in exchange or fear of the review. A few proven cunts have used this tactic before so it doesn't go down well.

I have no view on the touting as I have not read enough posts or reviews to call it. I have heard he is a student of Pikey so if true how about sticking an r in and giving him the rank of Trout?

And to finish, Ali spent most of his  later career playing the role of a substitute punch bag; he could take more than anyone but his senses suffered as a result. There is a hint in here.

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I have never seen LucieBee but her review record speaks for itself.Recent updates are always welcome so thanks to the reviewer.

The rest is hilarious and somewhat surreal. The East Midlands section of UKP has a history of attracting prominent posters who are puddled in one way or tother. The lower volume contributors are usually somewhere in the normal category and I have not noticed this trend when visiting the region in person. I don't know why they congregate on here. There are common traits as to what is the matter with them so I can see why members are reminded of others and find it hard to distinguish between them. At times I think they only have one brain that they have to pass around between themselves to post; like those three sisters in Greek mythology with the single shared eye.

Why did an escort know that MiketheBike was the guy making the booking? Same UKP and Adultwork profiles names are a basic discretionary don't do. Putting a well known reviewer name in a booking request can easily be seen as trying to exert pressure, a better service or extras in exchange or fear of the review. A few proven cunts have used this tactic before so it doesn't go down well.

I have no view on the touting as I have not read enough posts or reviews to call it. I have heard he is a student of Pikey so if true how about sticking an r in and giving him the rank of Trout?

And to finish, Ali spent most of his  later career playing the role of a substitute punch bag; he could take more than anyone but his senses suffered as a result. There is a hint in here.
Good post and good to see a third party's perspective. :thumbsup:
For the record please note that there are other channels to AW to make contact with at SP. My AW and UKP nicks are different.
As for being a student of Fishy - don't believe all you hear. I've been punting for 20years at least and only came across him comparatively recently. Having said that, i take the approach that I can, even in my advanced years, learn something from anyone who has a positive contribution to make.
I have never been very tolerant of some people negativity and bullying mentality so I struggle to stay quiet when discretion is perhaps the better pet of valour.
Hopefully, I won't end up like Ali did. :hi:

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Why did an escort know that MiketheBike was the guy making the booking? Same UKP and Adultwork profiles names are a basic discretionary don't do. Putting a well known reviewer name in a booking request can easily be seen as trying to exert pressure, a better service or extras in exchange or fear of the review. A few proven cunts have used this tactic before so it doesn't go down well.

So true, a long line of cunts, when spotted start using words like bullying and negativity.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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So true, a long line of cunts, when spotted start using words like bullying and negativity.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You make me laugh. Honestly you do. If that was designed to get a rise from me you won't, especially not today.

I have been thinking about brands. I doubt there is a bigger brand on UKP as brand VW. You work hard at maintaining it; you need to as it's probably all you have.

I might be a cunt but at least I'm not a sad cunt.
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You make me laugh. Honestly you do. If that was designed to get a rise from me you won't, especially not today.

Really   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I might be a cunt but at least I'm not a sad cunt.

why today?  Is it the 4 hour drive review today?    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Really   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

why today?  Is it the 4 hour drive review today?    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Nope - just won a massive deal. Lots more cash to blow on more punts. :dance: ; no doubt, you will be delighted for me  :P

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Nope - just won a massive deal. Lots more cash to blow on more punts. :dance: ; no doubt, you will be delighted for me  :P

will be delighted for you to get a booking, bet she makes you have a shower with all the tarnish.   :lol: :lol:

when did you apply to review this one?  Or are you weighing in namedrops.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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will be delighted for you to get a booking,
I just knew you would be.

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Another quality sherwood shin digging sing song.... where's the team though?

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The East Midlands seems a strange place to outsiders!

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I think I've sussed VW... he’s not from Gloucester he’s from up Cuteball’s turf

All this living in the past, nothing new to say, reminiscent of previous boring crap......

He’s Peter Kay!!! Got ya  :lol:

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I think I've sussed VW... he’s not from Gloucester he’s from up Cuteball’s turf

All this living in the past, nothing new to say, reminiscent of previous boring crap......

He’s Peter Kay!!! Got ya  :lol:

Nice bump, did luciee ask you to give it a boost?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

have a good weekend ilovemike  :thumbsup:

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Nice bump, did luciee ask you to give it a boost?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

have a good weekend ilovemike  :thumbsup:

Sorry Peter, Ive never in my life exchanged a single message either way with Lucie matey


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I think I've sussed VW... he’s not from Gloucester he’s from up Cuteball’s turf

All this living in the past, nothing new to say, reminiscent of previous boring crap......

He’s Peter Kay!!! Got ya  :lol:
Not so sure about that ILO. At least Peter Kay is amusing.
Mind you, so is VW in an entirely different way.
Good to see you back in the East Mids after sorting out those Bravehearts. Feeling neglected, we were.

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Not so sure about that ILO. At least Peter Kay is amusing.
Mind you, so is VW in an entirely different way.
Good to see you back in the East Mids after sorting out those Bravehearts. Feeling neglected, we were, we were I say.
Fixed, don't drop the ball now fry, you've come a long way, long way I say  :sarcastic:


Ive never in my life exchanged a single message either way with Lucie
Don't tell me, you've been wanting to see her though  :sarcastic:
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Fixed, don't drop the ball now fry, you've come a long way, long way I say  :sarcastic:


Haha - I was sooo tempted to add that at the time. Tempted, I was.  :lol:

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Don't tell me, you've been wanting to see her though  :sarcastic:

Mate my HL is longer than my cock, and last time your missus slid down that she said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :lol: