External Link/Members Only (although down at the oment)
Hate to be the supplier of yet more doom and gloom but may as well report on this
Hungover Horn at critical so I text Pia asking who is on...Enna and Anna came the reply
Anna (remembering Enna poor review on here) please...I'll be there in 5 mins
Anna met me inside the door. First impression was she was Yoko Ono
Upstairs - discussed what was available...£35 for massage and so I asked what else.
No oral...no sex....she just kept saying Hand Job...I asked if she got naked and she pretended not to understand and changed the subject
so I stood my ground and asked her again if she got naked...a few times
OK then....I want another £40
That's too much but then Body 2 Body came up - she mentioned it...so I thought things were looking up
So we agreed on an extra £40 to include body to body
I should have asked her to fucking define that - but my horn head was shouting just to get on with it
....mediocre massage
I like it VERY soft..."soft OK darling"...and still she dug her fucking fingers in. I hate that
After 5 minutes I had enough and turned over asking where that body to body massage was
Her definition was to just lie next to me giving me a wank
Fuck - what a waste of money. £80...I let her keep the fiver
Fanny was out of bounds...hand job was crap...small tits with huge nipples which reluctantly she let me touch briefly
I finished myself and scarpered
She's pleasant enough but I feel ripped off
Getting a bit sick of shite punts at this place.
Pia asked me how she was when i was leaving and I said too expensive and crap service. I told Pia I'd prefer to see her and she said OK next time
Pia massage is brilliant and although only HJ on menu it is good.
Anna is going back to LoS in November.
