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4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1799524) (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline jaz22

I was in an impulsive mood yesterday evening, and I looked on here for suggestions.
Called tyra gold in Hendon, but she was busy when I wanted to schedule the appointment, so no worries there.  Strange thing is when I asked, can I see you at 5:30, she said yes I am the girl in the pictures, like does she get lots of people doubting her?  Maybe?!?  Anyway, she was not available at that time but was later, but like I said I was impulsive so I said I'll try another time.
Had another flick thru and decided to try Monica.x part of the Kylie flirt posse, unfortunately, she was busy around that time too!
So, I called kinky monica, and she said yes she's available, told me to call her when I get to the road. and then when I got to the road, had to walk further up, and then asked to call her when I get outside a specific door number, and then she told me where to go.  Not a problem, but the road traffic made it difficult to hear her.
Anyway, saw her, and initial impressions were, she looked a lot taller in her pictures, anyway, I didn't care about height.
She asked if I wanted extras, like cim etc, I said I didn't actually look at the menu, so I don't really care and just go for the plain gfe.
She is quite difficult to understand and like mentioned in above reviews, giggles and laughs and personally found her difficult to understand, she has a quite strong dialect. 
I asked her if we could have a shower together, which she agreed to, I use it as an excuse to make sure I can clean her up just in case she's missed a spot...ahem, and I do enjoy a shower anyway.  Had a nice owo bj there with lots of dfk, no tnogues though,  I tried to see if I could go down on her or put fingers inside but she refused, nay bother on my part.  Went to her room afterwards, with the raised platform bed, and she just could not stop giving bj, and suck after suck, to the point of gagging.  I've never had anyone who wanted to suck as much as she did.  In fact, after 15 minutes of that, I could not hold it and I told her I am going to explode, she didn't mind me face fucking her in the process and bang, exploded, and she grabbed a couple of tissues and went to the bathroom to clean up, while I wiped myself off with a baby wipe.  As soon as she returned she started sucking again, after a few more minutes little jonny tried hard to get hard, but he is old and sad so just couldn't, she wanted to have a fuck, but little jonny could do no more.  (do you think cialis would have helped me here?!)
Anyway, thoroughly recommended from my part, even though, getting to her front door was a treasure hunt, she could not be understood clearly (partly my fault as I don't hear too well, coupled with her accent, and crazy laughing and giggling), she wouldn't let tongue or fingers go down on her.  She is cute and dirty.  Imagine cute jessie but with a desire to suck and suck and suck like there's nothing else left in the world!

Offline Jimmyredcab

It's also security to sort of give you the vague location.

My very very first punt, I was told to stand outside a Halifax bank as the wg's apartment looked down over it. So she checked I was on my own and I didn't look like a weirdo

Total utter complete nonsense.
Rapists and robbers look just like me and you, security my arse.   :bomb:

Had a nice owo bj there with lots of dfk, no tnogues though, 

If there were no tongues in the kissing then it's not DFK...

Offline BeesKnees

Okay then jimmy, from the wg's perspective:

A booking is made to see 1 punter but from a distance you see 3 burly men with bags heading towards the house at the appointed time. Would it be a good idea to let them in?

Offline LL

I've never had anyone who wanted to suck as much as she did.  In fact, after 15 minutes of that, I could not hold it and I told her I am going to explode, she didn't mind me face fucking her in the process and bang, exploded, and she grabbed a couple of tissues and went to the bathroom to clean up, while I wiped myself off with a baby wipe.  As soon as she returned she started sucking again, after a few more minutes little jonny tried hard to get hard, but he is old and sad so just couldn't, she wanted to have a fuck, but little jonny could do no more.
So maybe it was a tactic she employed to avoid the extra work of fucking.  Maybe she was tired - who knows.
My advice would be to never assume that you're going to get a second chance.  By that I mean, try to do all that you want to do before you cum the first time. E.g. blowjob and sex.  Then after the first round if you find you just can't manage another (which is usually the case for me) then you won't leave disappointed.  If you can manage round 2 then it's a bonus.

Would Cialis help you to be hard for round 2 in a short space of time?  I've only taken it once in an attempt to cum twice in a half hour booking.  I personally found that after cumming, my cock stayed rock hard.  The girl started sucking again and it felt OK but not as good.  After a few minutes I asked her to stop since even though my cock was hard, the rest of me was drained from the first round and I didn't want it.  After I've cum I just feel like I want to roll over and fall asleep in the bed.  Unfortunately Cialis doesn't do anything to stop that.

Offline Jumbo mambo

Do I need  to show her  :dash:my passport before fk her?

Offline Jimmyredcab

Okay then jimmy, from the wg's perspective:

A booking is made to see 1 punter but from a distance you see 3 burly men with bags heading towards the house at the appointed time. Would it be a good idea to let them in?

It doesn't take 3 burly men to rob a prostitute ------------ unless she has the mafia protecting her.   :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

If there were no tongues in the kissing then it's not DFK...

100% correct.   :hi:

Offline blue

So:

No fingering
No going down on her
No FK
And only gives a good blow job ?

How is this a positive?  --------- Sounds like you paid for an expensive blow job. :thumbsdown:

Offline James999

you see 3 burly men with bags heading towards the house at the appointed time. Would it be a good idea to let them in?

Of course she would, she'd assume it was her drugs she ordered on the strength of your booking, why do you think the pro$$ies like the cash as soon as you arrive and run off and "hide it " (Pay supplier)  :hi:

Offline andrei

It doesn't take 3 burly men to rob a prostitute ------------ unless she has the mafia protecting her.   :hi:

gotta agree, 3 burly men are gonna get turned away by her "security" but one calculating guy with a plan can still rob her - why would robbers make themselves look like robbers/suspicous?
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline BeesKnees

It was only an assumption as to why wg's employ these misdirection tactics before a session.

I'm not a wg so I can't vouch for their reasons

Offline punk

 :vomit:
I was in an impulsive mood yesterday evening, and I looked on here for suggestions.
Called tyra gold in Hendon, but she was busy when I wanted to schedule the appointment, so no worries there.  Strange thing is when I asked, can I see you at 5:30, she said yes I am the girl in the pictures, like does she get lots of people doubting her?  Maybe?!?  Anyway, she was not available at that time but was later, but like I said I was impulsive so I said I'll try another time.
Had another flick thru and decided to try Monica.x part of the Kylie flirt posse, unfortunately, she was busy around that time too!
So, I called kinky monica, and she said yes she's available, told me to call her when I get to the road. and then when I got to the road, had to walk further up, and then asked to call her when I get outside a specific door number, and then she told me where to go.  Not a problem, but the road traffic made it difficult to hear her.
Anyway, saw her, and initial impressions were, she looked a lot taller in her pictures, anyway, I didn't care about height.
She asked if I wanted extras, like cim etc, I said I didn't actually look at the menu, so I don't really care and just go for the plain gfe.
She is quite difficult to understand and like mentioned in above reviews, giggles and laughs and personally found her difficult to understand, she has a quite strong dialect. 
I asked her if we could have a shower together, which she agreed to, I use it as an excuse to make sure I can clean her up just in case she's missed a spot...ahem, and I do enjoy a shower anyway.  Had a nice owo bj there with lots of dfk, no tnogues though,  I tried to see if I could go down on her or put fingers inside but she refused, nay bother on my part.  Went to her room afterwards, with the raised platform bed, and she just could not stop giving bj, and suck after suck, to the point of gagging.  I've never had anyone who wanted to suck as much as she did.  In fact, after 15 minutes of that, I could not hold it and I told her I am going to explode, she didn't mind me face fucking her in the process and bang, exploded, and she grabbed a couple of tissues and went to the bathroom to clean up, while I wiped myself off with a baby wipe.  As soon as she returned she started sucking again, after a few more minutes little jonny tried hard to get hard, but he is old and sad so just couldn't, she wanted to have a fuck, but little jonny could do no more.  (do you think cialis would have helped me here?!)
Anyway, thoroughly recommended from my part, even though, getting to her front door was a treasure hunt, she could not be understood clearly (partly my fault as I don't hear too well, coupled with her accent, and crazy laughing and giggling), she wouldn't let tongue or fingers go down on her.  She is cute and dirty.  Imagine cute jessie but with a desire to suck and suck and suck like there's nothing else left in the world!

well with this one there are positives i.e the bj and if you like to dom a girl face fuck etc the downside seems no dfk or pussy play

Offline Festisio

Saw her the other day.  Friendly girl, pretty, lovely tits, nice body.  Didn't even bother to have a fondle of her clam given previous posts about it.

Partook of the CIM and Swallow extras for £20 bringing the total to £120.  Still less than I usually pay.  Good value for money.

Also she did do a bit of tongues with kissing.  Definitely staying in my phone as a guaranteed good time girl.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 06:07:50 PM by Festisio »

Saw Monica recently, and it definitely beat any of my previous best. I've come to conclude that Hungarian girls are really something else.

Firstly, would have to respectfully disagree with mrhappypants, I didn't think she was disappointing at all in comparison to her pics, but looked better imo. Attractive green eyes,  pretty face, nice body, especially liked it when she lets her hair down. Communication wasn't a problem with her either, could have decent conversation.

Anyways, without going into too much detail, as mentioned by previous posters, her BJ is really something else. Can't really describe it with words, but I don't think I'll forget those eyes/face looking up as she's sucking. Originally wasn't going to do CIM, but mid-way through asked to do it as I couldn't resist it.

She also provides her service with great enthusiasm, was definitely a new and wonderful experience for me. Too add to that, she has a vibrant personality, which I enjoyed talking and getting to know better. I feel she genuinely likes what she does and is specifically in it for this reason.

Overall, my only regret is that I didn't go sooner. Pretty much agree with most of whats already been said on this thread, hope to return sometime soon.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 09:39:49 PM by jake9jake9 »

Offline punk

Saw Monica recently, and it definitely beat any of my previous best. I've come to conclude that Hungarian girls are really something else.

Firstly, would have to respectfully disagree with mrhappypants, I didn't think she was disappointing at all in comparison to her pics, but looked better imo. Attractive green eyes,  pretty face, nice body, especially liked it when she lets her hair down. Communication wasn't a problem with her either, could have decent conversation.

Anyways, without going into too much detail, as mentioned by previous posters, her BJ is really something else. Can't really describe it with words, but I don't think I'll forget those eyes/face looking up as she's sucking. Originally wasn't going to do CIM, but mid-way through asked to do it as I couldn't resist it.

She also provides her service with great enthusiasm, was definitely a new and wonderful experience for me. Too add to that, she has a vibrant personality, which I enjoyed talking and getting to know better. I feel she genuinely likes what she does and is specifically in it for this reason.

Overall, my only regret is that I didn't go sooner. Pretty much agree with most of whats already been said on this thread, hope to return sometime soon.

thought she was from brazil?

So:

No fingering
No going down on her
No FK
And only gives a good blow job ?

How is this a positive?  --------- Sounds like you paid for an expensive blow job. :thumbsdown:
+1

thought she was from brazil?

From what I was told (by her), she's Hungarian (looks it too if I was to go by previous Hungarian punts).
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 11:39:54 PM by jake9jake9 »

Offline Sa69

Had a 30 min meeting with Monica tonight. Good girl! Nice looking, good bubbly personality. Reasonable 1 bed flat that she definitely lives in. I would def go back and see her.

I agree on the below ref fingers and RO, she didn't outright ban fingering etc, but kind of directed me away where possible.

I wasn't too bothered though -  great BJ and she is up for a shag so game on :-)

Only slight negative was you need to to pay for and request CIM etc if you want that, a bit awkward asking a lady if she'll swallow your jizz before you've both even undressed.... Doesn't seem gentlemanly somehow :-\

Offline LL

Only slight negative was you need to to pay for and request CIM etc if you want that, a bit awkward asking a lady if she'll swallow your jizz before you've both even undressed.... Doesn't seem gentlemanly somehow :-\

But paying a girl to fuck her does?
Perhaps it's more that it takes a bit of courage to ask.  I find it's easier to ask in acronyms which they will all understand.  I.e. "can I pay for CIM?" is easier than saying, "may I ejaculate in your mouth?".
Too bad we don't have an acronym for swallowing though.

Only slight negative was you need to to pay for and request CIM etc if you want that, a bit awkward asking a lady if she'll swallow your jizz before you've both even undressed.... Doesn't seem gentlemanly somehow :-\

She does mention it in her profile (about CIM being extra).

Offline CatBBW

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If there were no tongues in the kissing then it's not DFK...

No tongues isn't even FK.


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Offline punk

Unless your definition of FK is Fake Kissing

i thought fake everything was the agenda of the day for some escorts.




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