Author Topic: Miss.Karmen - Birmingham  (Read 1630 times)


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Offline dboy74

Earlier I probably had my worst ever punt!

Location - Bromsgrove Street, City Centre
Fee - £60, but got some back
Duration - Supposed to be 30 minutes!

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New profile and thought I would TOFTT!

Comms on phone in the afternoon with maid. Asked for 30 minutes and for Karmen to wear stockings.

Arrived on time freshly showered. Text my arrival and told to wait 2 minutes. Four minutes later received a text to call. Given verbally the apartment number and lengthy instructions by the maid, I think, to use stairs because the lift was broke. A rabbit warren of a place finding the apartment.

Door opened and Karmen answered the door. Non professional pics on profile are accurate, but more tattoos than shown on any of the pictures. Petite figure and slim.

I was asked how long meet was for and handed over cash. Now she was not wearing stockings, as requested, and clearly the maid had not passed on information.

She started by asking me to go wash my hands beforehand, so went into the bathroom, did this and returned. Stood in the bedroom alone for around 2 minutes while I could hear chatting in another room. She returns and says bluntly to undress and that she would then return, again. I state that she could stay, but she insisted on leaving. Reluctantly got undressed, but starting to realise various time wasting tactics are being deployed. She finally returns and is already naked, so clearly did not want me undressing her.

We get on the bed and she kneels on the opposite side, making no attempt to move closer to me, so I move over to her. I try some conversation, but she acts as though her English is poor and instead I attempt a kiss, but she moves her head down and away. I asked her to lie down with me, which she does with as little enthusiasm as humanly possible. I try initiating kissing again, but mouth pretty much closed.

Instead I start kissing and sucking her tits, which are nice and firm. However, she commences moans that are frankly ridiculous and fake that it becomes annoying. I ask her instead to give me oral. She attempts to put a condom on and I ask for OWO instead. She asks if I have washed I confirm I have showered beforehand. She commences OWO with no interest and as I attempt to touch her ass she moves it away.

My patience is wearing thin by this point and am struggling to see how this will get any better. I ask to move into 69 in a last attempt at some mutual pleasure giving. However, she gestures to her shoulder and makes an ouch sound, which I gather means she cannot do that position. Finally my patience snaps.....

I get off the bed and demand my cash back because of the awful service i am receiving. She grunts her disproval and says initially I can have £20 only because I had received oral. I point out that if she believes that is oral then she needs to get a new job! On hearing this she changes her mind and says no money back. I continue getting dressed and state that I will remain until I get all my money back.

She huffs and puffs storms out of the room and returns (thankfully quicker than the first two times) with just £20. I walk into the hallway and another woman emerges.

Now at this stage I take the £20 & reluctantly I decide to write off the rest, so I can remove myself from this shitty experience. However, Karmen suddenly becomes fluent and states my hygiene is shit and that another girl had trouble with me two days ago. I am seething at these lies and state firmly, but calmly that she is a liar and i now want £40 to leave.

The other woman says I need to go because another punter is coming shortly. I tell her that is fine I will wait and let him know what a shit punt Karmen is! After they can see I am making no attempt to leave I am handed another £20, which is now up to £40 and I decide i have now had enough of this and walk out.

In and out in around 10 minutes or so.

Karmen looks good, but she has absolutely no interest in offering a meaningful service and is another example of a poor WG operating from the group on Inge Street/Bromsgrove Street.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 11:51:46 pm by dboy74 »

Offline Juankerr

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Gutted for you, sorry to hear this mate thanks for the warning  :hi:

That's sounds bloody awful but I am pleased you managed to get a good portion of your money back.

This group really are doing themselves no favours lately especially the newer girls who sound poor in general. It's a shame as they have had some great girls in the past, the likes of Olivia, Megan and more recently Ania.

Hope you have a much better one next time out  :hi:

Offline dboy74

Gutted for you, sorry to hear this mate thanks for the warning  :hi:

That's sounds bloody awful but I am pleased you managed to get a good portion of your money back.

This group really are doing themselves no favours lately especially the newer girls who sound poor in general. It's a shame as they have had some great girls in the past, the likes of Olivia, Megan and more recently Ania.

Hope you have a much better one next time out  :hi:
Thanks, Juan.

She really made my piss boil with the sheer audacity of her attitude and lies.

Probably give it a week or two before another punt. Doubt the next will be a TOFTT  :)

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Good on you for standing your ground, maybe a venue to avoid then if other girls there, any idea which profile?



Offline alibirmingham

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Sorry it was such a bad one for you but we’ll donr for getting most of your money back. Still a rip off for the service you received. Should of paid you for wasting your time.

Offline dboy74

Good on you for standing your ground, maybe a venue to avoid then if other girls there, any idea which profile?
No idea who the other woman was. She was not particularly attractive and definitely would not have punted with her.

Offline Pablo02

Glad you got some money back
Not to mention you have more than likely saved punters who use this forum there hard earned cash.
(The ones who contribute and review)

This group need to sort it out and quickly too.
I haven’t used this group since the B&s they did on me about 6 months ago.

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Thanks for the review Dboy, I too am sorry it was so diabolical, this group have gone from bad to truly awful.

I suspect the other woman was the maid?

Ming  :hi:

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Gutted for you, sorry to hear this mate thanks for the warning  :hi:

That's sounds bloody awful but I am pleased you managed to get a good portion of your money back.

This group really are doing themselves no favours lately especially the newer girls who sound poor in general. It's a shame as they have had some great girls in the past, the likes of Olivia, Megan and more recently Ania.

Hope you have a much better one next time out  :hi:

+1

She shouldn't be in the job, and won't last long, thankfully!

Offline _Rust_

Sounds really bad DBoy, as Juan said the standard seems to have hit the floor with this lot recently compared to the beginning of the year.

Fair play to you for standing your ground & recouping as much as possible  :thumbsup:

Offline DAlpine1980

Ah that sounds shit. Hope you find a way of getting back on the horse quick enough

Offline smiley9

Thanks for the Review DBoy  well done for walking and getting most of your money back!

What a shit punt  :bomb:

This Hit and Miss Group seem to be getting more Miss recently  :dash:

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This Hit and Miss Group seem to be getting more Miss recently  :dash:

    :drinks:

Have a read of this mate, madness has set in there... :bomb:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165036.0

Offline smiley9

Have a read of this mate, madness has set in there... :bomb:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165036.0

Maybe they are trying to make as much money as possible before Brexit kicks in ?  :bomb:  :lol:

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Offline Kerosene

Maybe they are trying to make as much money as possible before Brexit kicks in ?  :bomb:  :lol:

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I had a terrible punt with one of this group where I was asked after pop 1 if Brexit had happened. Absolutely stellar pillow talk there. It was such a crap time that I found myself changing my views on a hard Brexit quite considerably.

Offline azrael

Thanks for toftt and the review dboy, sorry to hear your punt didnt go as expected and good on you for standing your ground and asking for a refund  :drinks:

Offline alpharius

Jeez that's bad. Saves me a punt, thanks for the TOFTT

Alpharius  :music: