External Link/Members OnlyNew to AW and listing BDSM as a 'like', I thought I'd take one for the team. Now while 'curvy' in whorespeak means overweight/obese, I calculated that at an advertised height of 5'11' a size 12 female should be well proportioned. Also, the main picture on the AW profile is of a slim enough bum.
Now, while she admits to carrying 'a few extra pounds' (who doesn't?), she looked to me to be a couple of dress sizes bigger.
Height. I'm less than 5'11", so I'd be looking up to a woman that height, and I wasn't.
Age. Allegedly 22 years old. While I did not ask to see a birth certificate, she seemed to me to be a whole lot older.
So, realising that I could not summon up any degree of sexual desire, I did what I have never done on a punt before; I WALKED! I did so with as much tact and diplomacy as I could muster.
Emailed Alinne, the Brazilian firecracker down the road, spent 40 minutes of bliss with her, which restored my equanimity.
Funny thing is, ScottishCurvy's one piece of feedback on AW is a glowing one.