Author Topic: Hot-Goldie Northampton bareback offered  (Read 5404 times)


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Offline Chirs18121

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So being in the area and feeling the need for release but low on funds I found hot-goldie close by and at a reasonable fee for a 15 min booking.
Communication Good, quick reply by text with post code location. I ask if owo available which she reply "I offer a full and inclusive service babe" little did I realise at the time what that meant

I Text to say I am on her road to be told she was not quite ready could I wait a minute. Thought oh here we go she likely to drag this out till she says busy but a minute later get asked I can come up to her flat if I don't mind her in casual clothes. As it was a 15 min quick meet I wasn't too fussed as they normally stripped before I have chance to get me kit off.

The outside of the flats looked respectable however once inside very run down and creaky wooden stairs. Knock on door with Roman numerals crossing fingers I got the right number lol. She answers in a causal dress and tights. Not a pin up but for the cheap price i wasnt able to be fussy. Into flat and very cluttered and messy and not the cleanest of places. Shown into bedroom an asked to put the cash on the bedside table and make myself comfortable, but be careful as the bottom of the bed broken from playing with her grandchildren (bit awkward hearing about he grandchildren before a punt lol) I strip to my boxers and wait, she comes back in and starts to undress while making small talk there was a knock at the Door, she dresses quick and apologises saying think it's the landlord wanting his rent... I'm stood there thinking shit what do I Do? Do I dress quick incase I need to make a.speedy exit? But she comes in a second later but I didn't catch who she said was at the door.

She climbs on the bed in a jokey way lays there legs wide open and says "now do what ever you want to me" I kneel between her legs for some gentle fingering to her telling me she wants me to fuck her, I look round and scan the side table for a Johnny but none there only the usual pack of baby wipes. By this point I'm lacking blood in my big brain so for half a second think fuck it why not... but thankfully convince myself that was a very bad idea so asked if I could get a hand job instead. She sits on the edge of the bed an wanks me off over her tits while she fingers herself making some very awkward noises....
While I dress she shows me her tattoo on her bum which was designed by her daughter. Which looked like a butterfly. But she informed me was actually a spunking cock with fairy wings, my daughter knows what I like.... hmm awkward moment don't really want to know family set up there haha.

Dressed and left sharpish

Checked her profile in the car an under preferences it does say "bareback" but I never bother to check those before a punt as very rarely does that actually describe what's on offer.

Quite a surreal moment as it's the first time I have been in that position and very glad I didn't take the offer up as at £30 for bareback sex I think every disease sharer in the area probably had a go...

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Offline ir34

The verification pic is evidence.

Offline RogerBoner

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No way she's 46...
Should be 64.
I thought that the idea of punting was to select an attractive female to have good sex with  :scare:
Some punters have strange tastes. It would be impossible for me to get an erection with a specimen like this  :vomit:


Offline Picti

Checked her profile in the car an under preferences it does say "bareback" but I never bother to check those before a punt as very rarely does that actually describe what's on offer.

Not sure that I've ever used this emoji before but  :dash: :dash: :dash: Basically the "negative" describes her and you.

Many of us familiarise ourselves with barebackers in our area so we can avoid them. We call it doing our basic research. I've no wish to do anything other than condemn this woman's reckless practices, but I'm struggling with your rating. According to your review she seemingly looks like her profile photos and offers the stated services at the advertised prices. It was your lax approach that put you in that (unenviable) situation. Think about your punting more carefully and maybe you'll have a better time.

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Chirs now wants his review deleted  :dash:

Offline Happyjose

OP wants this review deleted

Needs to read the site rules


Offline shylad57

Perhaps the verification photo could be the base ingredient for a drug and used as a antidote for viagra?? :D

Offline Picti

Oh dear this lad's in danger of a helluva beating here!

Chris, get more involved with the forum because whatever your tastes and budget, there's better punting than this. Also read some of the negative reviews to see how things can go wrong even when you are properly prepared.

Offline Ramone78

I'm guessing the clue was where :dash: she listed BAREBACK a a like ? FFS

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its incredible that this repulsive woman costs the same for 30 mins as some very attractive girls .. WAKE UP GUYS
« Last Edit: October 06, 2017, 11:54:39 pm by peterpunt »

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the knock on the door was probably her drug dealer....
once she had your money she knew she could afford her next hit

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I saw her many many years ago, probably long before UKP existed, and for me, the main issue was the stink of cigarette smoke, I must not go home smelling of it.

I recall a housing estate not far from a large Tesco off one of the long ring roads?

I did not find her very attractive but she had her way of winding me up like clockwork toy and certainly gave a good hard to Mister Happy who performed well inside her. She was maybe 20 years young then.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2017, 09:48:19 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline _Bender_

 Yikes!!!!  :vomit: :vomit:

Your one crazy mofo OP, why in the first place?!  :scare:

There must’ve been better around?  :unknown:

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WOW Op, Seriously im in shock 

I punt in the West Mids but the talent here has been so bad i've started looking in the East Mids to try find better (hence why im here in the east mids reviews section) but reading this review has really put things into perspective. If this is whats available elsewhere then the West mids is a gold mine in comparison and i shall not complain or moan again.

I've just had a quick £30 P&D meet and it was a world apart. And even if budget is tight and its slim pickings cracking one off to pornhub has gotta be better then that sad and sorry excuse for a WG.

Offline mr.bluesky

Looking at her profile picture she looks like a bloke in drag  :scare:
you would have to pretty desperate to want to shag this. Still each to their own

peterpunt

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Looking at her profile picture she looks like a bloke in drag  :scare:
you would have to pretty desperate to want to shag this. Still each to their own

yeah not bad for a tranny  :D

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If that was the kind of escorts on offer i would shut down and never pay for pussy ever again  :crazy:

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Congratulations!!!  I think you've earned my first ever     :dash:

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As far as looks go ive done worse  :lol: nice dodge though

Offline MunchCrunch

I'm guessing the clue was where :dash: she listed BAREBACK a a like ? FFS

My thoughts exactly!

MC.