RealLoverExperience / Dollymopp, London Bridge

[PuntOfLager]

Lately I've fancied shagging a MILF with a retro hairy muff. I saw her mixed reviews here but thought I'd try RealLoverExperience aka Dollymopp

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Price

I paid £160 for 1 hour but now it's gone up to £180

Booking

Phoned to book a week ahead of time. She cancelled on the morning of the punt with a bullshit excuse. Rebooked for same time the next day.

Location

Ground floor council bedsit near Borough tube. Has it's own front door. Gang of mixed race youths in the car park. They didn't give me any trouble or acid attack me but don't leave a car or bike there if you want to see it again.

Looks

It's her in the pics but her face looks older in the flesh. She's fatter too but I was after a MILF so can't complain. Long black hair (dyed) and some tats on her shoulders. Fanny has a bit of hair but not really "natural" like she says on her profile.

Services

Spent the first 20 minutes of the punt "chatting". Her life, her flat, her cat, I heard the lot. I got nervous when she started talking about other punters. She told me things I'd not like other punters hearing about me. I was very careful what I said after that in case she repeats it (especially if she sees this).

Finally we got down to business with DFK which was OK. Then I went down for RO but she was a bit sweaty and didn't smell great so that didn't last long. She wiped my cock with a wet wipe and gave me OWO but there was too much hand action for my liking.

Then she pulls a vibrator from somewhere and starts having a go at herself. I sat there bored stiff until she faked an orgasm and told me her tits are now too tender to touch and she needs a rest! FFS!

Eventually we resumed by fucking in cowgirl which was absolute shit. She sat there hardly moving with all her weight crushing my groin. I was getting pissed off now so I turned her around and gave her a right pounding in missionary until I spunked in the condom.

More "chatting" while I recovered. This time she was showing me random shit on her iPad.

Round two was on offer but it was hands and mouth only. Maybe I overdid the hate fucking. She wanked me for a bit but she couldn't finish the job so I took over and knocked one out on her tits. No CIM or COF allowed.

How she racks up all that OTT gushing feedback on Adultwork I'll never know. Next time I want to shag a boring, overweight, manipulative lying cow, I'll stay at home and bang the wife.

[Sinz]

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[sparkus]

Seriously baffled why anyone is giving her the time of day.

If I ever set up as a male prostitute I'll drop her a line to ask if she needs my services.

[peter purves]

Then she pulls a vibrator from somewhere and starts having a go at herself. I sat there bored stiff until she faked an orgasm and told me her tits are now too tender to touch and she needs a rest! FFS!

In more ways than one 

On a serious note, sorry to hear mate 

[PuntOfLager]

Seriously baffled why anyone is giving her the time of day.

Suckers like me see her OK looking pics and glowing AW feedback and give her the benefit of the doubt. Then we suffer her BS and feel like total muppets for giving her our cash and we can't do anything about it except warn fellow punters.

[Sinz]

Suckers like me see her OK looking pics and glowing AW feedback and give her the benefit of the doubt. Then we suffer her BS and feel like total muppets for giving her our cash and we can't do anything about it except warn fellow punters.

Appreciate you sharing your experience to warn punters. All of us has been there with shitty punts and disappoints it important to share them. Also, hope you find a good one from UKP.

[PuntOfLager]

Some time after posting this my AW account got suspended! Probably a fluke but could a prossie say something to AW to get me kicked off??? I've sent the appeal form and have to wait and see. I tried not to give myself away in the review and the punt was weeks ago so I'm not sure what's going on.

[James999]

She's been around a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time, and is clearly full of shit snd self importance, you'd think in all those years she would have earnt enough to move out of the council bedsit you met her at

[sparkus]

She's been around a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time, and is clearly full of shit snd self importance, you'd think in all those years she would have earnt enough to move out of the council bedsit you met her at

But look at the fluffies' feedback on AW (I've not for a while).

[PuntOfLager]

But look at the fluffies' feedback on AW (I've not for a while).

That right there is what pissed me off about this punt. Her looks and services are about 5/10 and she might scrape a Neutral but it's the time wasting "seduction" crap she does to make those poor lonely saps think she gives two shits about them that really got my goat.

Still waiting for AW to answer my appeal

[Bangers and Gash]

Spent the first 20 minutes of the punt "chatting". Her life, her flat, her cat, I heard the lot.

Sorry, but this made me laugh. 

It's staggering how many of these women live in a fantasy land. 

[Brazilian Martian]

Seems she taken the 20 min talking before a punt idea from English Rebecca   

[James999]

Seems she taken the 20 min talking before a punt idea from English Rebecca

ER has dveloped the DeLuxe version, she talks for 20 mins at the start, 20 mins in the middle and 20 mins at the end 

[Likesvariety]

I visited RLE/Dollymopp maybe ten years ago.

She was quite attractive then, lovely porcelain skin, but ruined by those tats.  Curvy rather than fat.

She started with the "getting to know you" chat routine, and quickly started to ask some personal, identifying, questions, which I evaded.  At that she became stroppy, "I have let you into my place, I have taken a risk, why are you not telling me about yourself?".  Things were going downhill, so I said I had come there for a nice time, and I was clearly upsetting her, so the best thing would be for me to leave.  I really meant it; why would I want to upset someone with whom I wanted some intimate fun?

She quickly changed her tune, persuaded me to stay, and, I have to say, delivered a pretty good service.

But the memory of that anger she showed meant that I have never gone back.

[joe diddley]

Her schtick at the time (maybe nine or so years ago) was, "I'm an intellectual, I tour Oxford and Cambridge, and I have my loyal 'boys'," who were, it seemed to me, self-confessed fluffies on a recently deceased site whom she was able to beguile with all of that (with which I suspected even then she employed to waste punters' time) on top of a retro look that she worked on very hard, actually producing some quite impressive photo sets. I wasn't ever tempted in spite of quite a lot of effusive reviews because she seemed to me. reading between the lines on that afore-mentioned site, a little too full of herself.

[mrpunterton]

The funny thing about this woman is that I have actually talked to her in a non-prossie capacity as she was on a dating website a couple years back and she gave me her home (land-line) number.  I distinctly remember her saying something along the lines of "men would be better off seeing escorts if they want to meet people for sex" and me thinking "yeah right", it was also funny hearing the bullshit about what she did for a living.  Anyhow, complete fantasist and annoys me that my taxes are going towards her accommodation.

[raylondoner]

ER has dveloped the DeLuxe version, she talks for 20 mins at the start, 20 mins in the middle and 20 mins at the end 

Some guys, me for one, do enjoy social intercourse as well as the other type. I had the pleasure of seeing Rebecca recently and, whilst there was some chatting, there was also a lot of other, more intimate, stuff going on at the same time. 

I would much rather spend time with an intelligent girl such as Rebecca than someone who cannot string a sentence together.

PS, you forgot the 4th 20 minutes in the hour, which is Rebecca not clock watching and throwing you out when your time is up. 

[Brazilian Martian]

Some guys, me for one, do enjoy social intercourse as well as the other type. I had the pleasure of seeing Rebecca recently and, whilst there was some chatting, there was also a lot of other, more intimate, stuff going on at the same time. 

I would much rather spend time with an intelligent girl such as Rebecca than someone who cannot string a sentence together.

PS, you forgot the 4th 20 minutes in the hour, which is Rebecca not clock watching and throwing you out when your time is up. 

Rebecca intelligent are we talking about the same girl

[Bangers and Gash]

Some guys, me for one, do enjoy social intercourse as well as the other type. I had the pleasure of seeing Rebecca recently and, whilst there was some chatting, there was also a lot of other, more intimate, stuff going on at the same time. 

I would much rather spend time with an intelligent girl such as Rebecca than someone who cannot string a sentence together.

PS, you forgot the 4th 20 minutes in the hour, which is Rebecca not clock watching and throwing you out when your time is up. 

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[raylondoner]

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Thank you for your confidence, I just wish my dick was that big 

Seriously, you need to get a life! 

[smiths]

Her schtick at the time (maybe nine or so years ago) was, "I'm an intellectual, I tour Oxford and Cambridge, and I have my loyal 'boys'," who were, it seemed to me, self-confessed fluffies on a recently deceased site whom she was able to beguile with all of that (with which I suspected even then she employed to waste punters' time) on top of a retro look that she worked on very hard, actually producing some quite impressive photo sets. I wasn't ever tempted in spite of quite a lot of effusive reviews because she seemed to me. reading between the lines on that afore-mentioned site, a little too full of herself.

Indeed I remember, she seemed very popular with the older fluffy punters who used to rave about her, if I recall correctly she was charging £200 an hour then, this was around 2009 time approx. She got bags of good publicity on that site for her own site, some were raving on and on about it. There were a handful of other WGs on that site who got the same kind of attention all charging the same kind of money or more. Cant recall her name but 1 was an Asian WG who caused a stir by asking if she could offer a small discount in exchange for a positive review. Another as NIK mentioned on here the other day was Rhia Charles an unbearable cunt I had some run ins with.

[stayer]

I visited her some years ago. She insisted on showing me her holiday photos, which took a considerable time, whilst I was raring to go. Although the punt in the end was OK, I didn't return.