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Offline Iloveoral

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Well the ice cream van was fuelled and watered and set back across the border down  the A52 to the city centre of Derby, an apartment block with the usual door entry system. I visited after 8pm so street parking was free and available on a one way street less than a minutes walk away.

Comms very good from initial conversation on the phone, to text address to calling on arrival.

Behind the door I was pleasantly suprised, stood in a black Lacey thing, she shut the door and her ass was exposed.......WOW!!!

Ink the bedroom whilst sorting the paperwork I could hear the punter in the next room having a long chat, surely he should be fucking? Possibly my brother from another mother, Roger haha

I was asked to wash my hands, I did, no issue for me.

She starts helping me to undress and its sexy, grinding and rubbing, kissing, her tongue is all over mine then she drops to her knees and starts licking my cock, I've not even managed to get my trousers off yet ffs  :D

On to the bed, no mention of a condom or extras shes licking and sucking my cock!!
Fantastic blowjob, as she leans back over me to kiss and let me suck her tits.
TITS btw are amazing, big, soft and lovely.... from the pics I thought fake but clearly not.

Condom appears and she apples with her mouth, still sucking me off then goes for CG

I will mention not of this is at my control, she's into this and good at her job, we are moving at her pace and positions and ......strangely I like it.

She rides me for the best part of 10-15mins which is strange as I'm not the biggest fan of CG, I'd rather do the pounding but she is changing positions and angles and depths etc and its nice.

I say lay down I need to fuck her mish but as she gets up her ass looks amazing so I say hold it there for doggy, then speed bump (my favourite), she ass clenched my cock solid, I'm rock hard still and thats another suprise for me!!! (Well I did 3/4 blue so...)
On to mish and the sap is rising, I ask if I can cim to be told yes so a few more mins in I rip off the condom and start wanking, she positions herself and as I get close she grabs my cock and stuffs it in her mouth, i scream as I explode large volumes of baby fat.

She splits into a tissue and cleans me up with a wet wipe before nipping to the bog to clear her throat, also a nice touch.
Kiss and a cuddle and I'm back over the border before the cops can catch me.

She's off to Leeds next week then back in Nottm the week after.

She's a lovely girl, love the Spanish accent, we had a great giggle together as well as good sex so she's not dead serious or robotic, very enthusiastic and I noticed I was 5 mins over my time so at no point did I feel rushed or see her look at her clock.

We talked about the girl in the next room, some blonde somebody, dunno wasnt really listerening, but I asked if I could come back for a 2 girl as I need to break my duck, she said the girl isnt a friend just someone that rents the room, but in Nottingham her friend is coming over and she will sort for me, so something else to look forward too.

I'd also like to thank Jim for his review, being the main reason I took a trip to see her, good stuff matey !!
And the best bit ------ £60 no extra's charged, I thought that was fantastic VFM !!

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Will see if she is still in Derby, as ready for a punt.
Good review - cheers
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Will see if she is still in Derby, as ready for a punt.
Good review - cheers
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Thanks matey, apparently she is here until sunday, my visit was last night.

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Nice review ILO. She's climbing my hot list rapidly.

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Nice review ILO. She's climbing my hot list rapidly.
Thanks Mike, couldn't fault her, Jim's comment about she was in his top 2 punts was a good push for me, I'd say top 3 material for me, looking forward for a mff with her.

Offline NervousJ

Glad you enjoyed Mr Ilo... :thumbsup:

Honest review and same experience I had.

Did she do the bending over whilst locking  the door.. :D

It's got to be one of the greatest arses in Derby (insert your own gags).

Offline Picti

The impressive aspect seems to be her consistency across punters and time, and through the day.

Offline shagmore

Thanks matey, apparently she is here until sunday, my visit was last night.

Bugger, have things planned today and tomorrow, might see if can get one in on Sunday morning

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Thanks for the recommendation bro. If you, NJ and Pictisunum like her that's good enough for me. I'll see her in Nottingham.

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Likewise ... Jeez she's gonna be busy  :cool:

Offline CoolTiger

Thanks for the recommendation bro. If you, NJ and Pictisunum like her that's good enough for me. I'll see her in Nottingham.

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I saw her last year and recently posted my experience with her, highly recommending her.

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Thanks for the recommendation bro. If you, NJ and Pictisunum like her that's good enough for me. I'll see her in Nottingham.

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Nottingham for me also... cheer ILO

Offline Widescreen

The last location has me baffled, Crawley, West Yorkshire....lol

Offline Lincs.man1

The last location has me baffled, Crawley, West Yorkshire....lol

I noticed that, think she means West Sussex.... Might be a quiet day  :lol:

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Glad you enjoyed Mr Ilo... :thumbsup:

Honest review and same experience I had.

Did she do the bending over whilst locking  the door.. :D

It's got to be one of the greatest arses in Derby (insert your own gags).

I read the hype and didnt expect amazing as im more into tits than ass, but yes wow, when she bent over to lock the door it was a moment haha.
When she got off riding me also.... the view was total wow!!

Im hoping to see her again before she leaves  :D

Offline NervousJ

Ha ha, me too... :D

Don't do a Roger and ignore me if you are in the same building... :lol:

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Ha ha, me too... :D

Don't do a Roger and ignore me if you are in the same building... :lol:
Need some secret way of communicating to each other that we're in the UKP club, bit like how Christians used to draw a fish on the sole of their feet. Maybe draw a cornetto on our jeans as we walk past?

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Need some secret way of communicating to each other that we're in the UKP club, bit like how Christians used to draw a fish on the sole of their feet. Maybe draw a cornetto on our jeans as we walk past?

Trouser "tenting"?  :D

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If we quietly said "VW is gay" if they nod you know they are part of the brotherhood, if they seem puzzled you could follow on with "the camper van is broke again"  :lol:

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If we quietly said "VW is gay" if they nod you know they are part of the brotherhood, if they seem puzzled you could follow on with "the camper van is broke again"  :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :D


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Well that was a mouth water report, i had to pour myself a glass of wine and read it again, that's what you call a good time and worth every penny. She will make a million pounds if continues with that disgusting behaviour! and i for one want to be in on the act
Thanks for the heads up.. :dance:

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Has anyone had RO with her? Im not moaning but it seems she is very much owo ... condom...CG before I got the chance...

I know its on offer as I went for a dip between dodgy and mish as I slipped her but she said its already got lube on it so I only had a few swished of tongue to flaps.


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I did mate, but she didn't seem particularly keen. My fingers were quickly pushed away as well...

And tbh she didn't exactly do her best to make it easy for me...

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Has anyone had RO with her? Im not moaning but it seems she is very much owo ... condom...CG before I got the chance...

I know its on offer as I went for a dip between dodgy and mish as I slipped her but she said its already got lube on it so I only had a few swished of tongue to flaps.

I did mate, but she didn't seem particularly keen. My fingers were quickly pushed away as well...

And tbh she didn't exactly do her best to make it easy for me...

Definitely agree with that she doesn't want / allow fingering, but I found no issue whatsoever with RO. I was down there enjoying her for a while, and to the apparent conclusion of her coming. No taste or texture of lube either, but I know that there are flavourless ones.

Just a thought, but I saw her for an hour booking and maybe in half hours she restricts certain activities (although she should state that if it's true), or she's more focused on the punter as reading the recent body of reviews she does seem to have a set routine around achieving the punter's pop.

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Well that was a mouth water report, i had to pour myself a glass of wine and read it again, that's what you call a good time and worth every penny. She will make a million pounds if continues with that disgusting behaviour! and i for one want to be in on the act
Thanks for the heads up.. :dance:
I'm a bit nonplussed about there being a new Mr Boner. Is it a tribute act or a coincidence?  :wackogirl:

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I'm a bit nonplussed about there being a new Mr Boner. Is it a tribute act or a coincidence?  :wackogirl:

I suggest you both have a boning duel at dawn.

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I suggest you both have a boning duel at dawn.
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I forsee some confusion as I'm referred to as Mr Boner by some contributors. If you change your user name it would be better to do it before you post your first review.  :thumbsup:

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I forsee some confusion as I'm referred to as Mr Boner by some contributors. If you change your user name it would be better to do it before you post your first review.  :thumbsup:

This looks set to be a genuine bone of contention.

Makes me glad I chose something ridiculous and obscure. I say chose but I really just got frustrated after the first 20 or so options were already taken.

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I agree Roger, it's slightly weird... :manhater:


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