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16 review(s) for MarleyTheMagnificent (13 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Boinky]

Ming

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Have admired Marley for some time and tried several times to meet with her, unfortunately on each occasion previously she had to cancel, which to be fair was with notice.

On this occasion I noticed she had made an announcement about a tour of Brum at the end of September, so, although it was a 3 week wait I eagerly booked up.

I have waited some time to write this review as I wanted to consider fully my rating rather than doing so swiftly after a bad meet.

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Comms: AW emails 3 weeks in advance, all agreed. 48hrs before the meet I text her to confirm arrangements and find out address.....No reply.
24hrs before the meet I send another text and an AW email as I am now getting concerned that this may end up in yet another cancellation. I finally get a response the evening before. Not particularly good comms!

Venue: Serviced apartment in a very busy part of town, parking was a nightmare because of the location of the building, I had to park some distance away, luckily I had planned for this beforehand.
The venue has a concierge on a mezzanine floor, once I was given the door code and tried to enter the building I was then questioned by the concierge over the intercom..... not great for discretion.

The meet: As I mentioned above I arrived in good time, parked up and paid the meter for 2hrs as I had a 1.5hr meet with Marley, so this would allow for walking to and from the venue.

15 Minutes before the meet and just as I had paid for the parking I receive a text from Marley apologising that she had felt hungry and had gone out to get some food and, was now stuck in traffic, she requested we put the meet back 15 minutes, I was a little miffed as I would have to go and move the car / pay for extra parking, but hey ho these things happen.

I did wonder about her going to eat bearing in mind her signature service is gagging deepthroat, which was the primary reason I was there, but I guess that she knows her own body..........this becomes relevant later.

I reply OK, the  set off back to the car, within 2 minutes I receive a text saying she's back and getting ready, so I about turn and text her back to confirm we are back on time??........ No reply, so I had not moved my car.

The appointed time passes, then 15 minutes after the booked time I get a text asking about a change of footwear, not a big deal, though I had been specific in my clothing request, which she had agreed she would "put together with glee", eventually get the go ahead 20 minutes late.

After negotiating the concierge get up to her room, magic door opens and I step inside. My initial impressions are a little underwhelming, she is no beauty facially, not ugly just not striking either.
She is also not wearing what I asked for, as I mentioned earlier I had been specific and it had all been agreed 3 weeks before.

Nevertheless, she does look good, micro mini skirt, fishnet stockings (don't like fishnets.. :(  ) thigh high boots and a bra she is all but busting out of.

Into the room, shower and drink offered, I toddle off for a shower, return to the room where she has laid out quite a few toys, butt plugs, paddles, spreader bars, dildos etc....this is beginning to look up and I can feel my hand itching to smack that very round derrière  :yahoo:

We move in for a kiss, it is french kissing, open mouthed but not much use of her tongue, I feel like I am doing most of the work. Oh well, I am here for that gagging oral, so position her on the bed, ass up face down, feed her mini ming and slap her ass, she takes the whole length and it is gooooooooooood  :dance: I am enjoying

Then she vomits all over my cock  :vomit:

Very apologetic, runs to the bathroom..... quick clean up, I ask if she is ok? yep no problem, she lays down on the bed face up, head over the edge, mouth open..... ok, i'm in, insert a toy into her ass at her invitation and start to face fuck her......

Then she vomits all over my cock  :vomit:

Very apologetic, runs to the bathroom..... quick clean up, I ask if she is ok? yep no problem, she is a bit concerned it is all in her hair.... I am starting to have concerns about her abilities  :(

We then engage in a bit of toy play, I am whipping her ass for a few minutes and have inserted an anal hook, my wood has returned, ask if she is ok, yep, then we get into 69, just as I am starting enjoy again.......yep you know what's coming....

Then she vomits all over my cock  :vomit: but this time it is thick and all over me  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

She runs off to the bathroom, I am covered in thick vomit, unlike the last 2 occasions which were mainly liquid this is most solids, not nice.

She returns from the bathroom and I go to it, on my return I call a halt to proceedings, she clearly is not capable of performing what she is famous for.

Now I am not the bastard some may take me for, she seems quite upset, says how she cant understand it as she has "throated huge black men" (yeah thanks for that) but I tell her I cannot continue as I am simply not enjoying, she declares that she still wants to be paid!!!!!

I look at my watch, I have been there just under 30 minutes, I had 2 showers (one because of the vomit) and she had 3 trips to the bathroom, so I estimate we have probably spent 15 ..... maybe 20 minutes engaging in sexual acts.

I tell her I can see she is upset, so tell me what you want? she asks for £120..... I am a little shocked but cough up as I don't want to upset her any more than she already is, get dressed, wish her well and leave.

HUGE disappointment.

That evening I get an email from her, apologising for what happened and offering me a 1.5hr meet for £200

My response is firstly to enquire after her well being, thank her for the offer but inform her that I think the offer is inadequate, I use more subtle language, but I do inform her that I had not enjoyed the session and had already paid her £120, which she spent half of in the bathroom, I ask if she can better the offer for a 1hr meet to take into consideration what I had already paid, my inconvenience etc.

I received no reply.

Anyway I have tried to keep it brief, but it already looks like a small novel.

The price that was to be paid was £250 (pre price increase) I actually paid £120 to be vomitted over 3 times, I am kinky, but not that kinky  :scare:

Gotta laugh or you'd cry  :D

Ming  :hi:

« Last Edit: October 05, 2017, 05:45:32 pm by Ming »

Offline ayynice

Holy fuck!  :vomit:
 

I don't know if I'd be able to meet a wg ever again after that.

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Sorry to hear this Ming thanks for the review  :hi:

So poor comms, messing you around at the start of the meet putting back the time was bad enough but then to have to endure what happened afterwards sounds awful.  :thumbsdown:

Better luck next time out and hope its a much more enjoyable one for you  :drinks:

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Sorry to hear that Ming, at her rates you'd expect better!  :thumbsdown:

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Sounds horrible, thankfully blacklisted her when she fucked over thegoat. 

What had she eaten ming?

Offline Kendrig

 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: 3 attempts at Deepthroat, Facefucking and 3 runs to the bathroom and a shower for yourself. Paying even the £120 seems steep for that Ming, WTF is she doing going out for something to eat, knowing quite well most part of the punt would be Facefucking  :dash:

Sorry to hear you had a shit one, especially when you had been looking forward to this one.
Interesting you opinion of her looks, I'd quite fancied a bash with Marley for exactly the same FF session, unsure now.

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Sounds like something the Germans would enjoy. She'll be over there soon.

Personally if it was me? I would have been puking up on the back of her head. Hate puke... makes me puke.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline _Bender_

Sounds like something the Germans would enjoy. She'll be over there soon.

Personally if it was me? I would have been puking up on the back of her head. Hate puke... makes me puke.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline dboy74

What a cheeky bitch! Vomited over you numerous times and still expected to be paid. FFS!

You were far more understanding than I would have been, Ming.

Maybe AW need to put Roman shower on their like list

On the BL.

Ming

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Sorry to hear this Ming thanks for the review  :hi:

So poor comms, messing you around at the start of the meet putting back the time was bad enough but then to have to endure what happened afterwards sounds awful.  :thumbsdown:

Better luck next time out and hope its a much more enjoyable one for you  :drinks:

Thanks Juan

As I said, I wanted some time to think over the rating and, if I am honest to give her a chance to consider a better offer, but more than a week later nothing, so fully considered and deserved.

Ming  :hi:

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Sounds horrible, thankfully blacklisted her when she fucked over thegoat. 

What had she eaten ming?

Not really sure VW, didn't really want to analyse it too much, but there were lumps and something that resembled potato  :vomit:

Ming  :hi:

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Not really sure VW, didn't really want to analyse it too much, but there were lumps and something that resembled potato  :vomit:

Ming  :hi:

Could be worse, bolognese is bad visualy   :lol: :lol:

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:vomit: :vomit: :vomit: 3 attempts at Deepthroat, Facefucking and 3 runs to the bathroom and a shower for yourself. Paying even the £120 seems steep for that Ming, WTF is she doing going out for something to eat, knowing quite well most part of the punt would be Facefucking  :dash:

Sorry to hear you had a shit one, especially when you had been looking forward to this one.
Interesting you opinion of her looks, I'd quite fancied a bash with Marley for exactly the same FF session, unsure now.

Yeah, I was a little disappointed too, also, I know it's been mentioned before, but for a young woman who has just turned 20, her ample bosom is heading south quite rapidly.

Ming  :hi:

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Could be worse, bolognese is bad visualy   :lol: :lol:

Thanks for that picture VW, put me right off chicken jalfrezi.............  :D

Ming  :hi:

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I'm sorry Ming but I haven't laughed so much at a review  :unknown:

I don't know how you get it hard after the first vomit  :vomit:

Ming

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I'm sorry Ming but I haven't laughed so much at a review  :unknown:

I don't know how you get it hard after the first vomit  :vomit:

I'm quite robust, not the first time I have seen a WG vomit, just not so much nor so frequently.

It is quite funny now I read it back to myself...............as I say, gotta laugh or you'd cry  :D

Ming  :hi:

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O MY GOD...... you will be into scatting next.....  LOL....   

she offers such a dirty bitch time as well

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I'm so sorry, Ming, that I'm about to say this but I found that the most amusing read on UKP since I joined. It's so bad at so many levels it's hilarious.
 :hi: to you for your patience and understanding. She doesn't deserve it and you are clearly a better man than I.

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I'm so sorry, Ming, that I'm about to say this but I found that the most amusing read on UKP since I joined. It's so bad at so many levels it's hilarious.
 :hi: to you for your patience and understanding. She doesn't deserve it and you are clearly a better man than I.

Got to inject some humour into these things otherwise it would just get you down.

Sad thing is I have a couple more neg reviews to write, with one exception my punting recently has been quite depressing.

The ever hopeful.....

Ming  :hi:

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 :hi: to you for your patience and understanding. She doesn't deserve it and you are clearly a better man than I.

+1.

Guys, if we were in Ming's (vomit covered) shoes and Marley asked for money, what would you have done? He paid £120 which I think we all agree was too much. Did she deserve anything at all?

Offline CallingBluff

+1.

Guys, if we were in Ming's (vomit covered) shoes and Marley asked for money, what would you have done? He paid £120 which I think we all agree was too much. Did she deserve anything at all?

Personally I'd tell her to piss off and that she's insulting me. I can't deal with vomit in any case so good on you Ming for being the gent that you are. Still had a right not to pay at all though.

Offline avfc1999

Lurker here - that review had me in stitches  :lol:

My reaction would have been  :scare:

I wouldn’t have paid her a thing - that is atrocious service

Offline KarmaPolice

I mean... wow. That's a lot to fork out for 30mins of being hurled on  :vomit:

Offline smiley9

WoW Ming what a horrific Nightmare  :vomit:

I might be wrong but I think this WG has changed her name a few times after getting some Negative Reviews in the South West Region. Quite a few years ago now so she cant be as young as she claims either ?

One to Avoid  :bomb:

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Got to inject some humour into these things otherwise it would just get you down.

Sad thing is I have a couple more neg reviews to write, with one exception my punting recently has been quite depressing.

The ever hopeful.....

Ming  :hi:
I see your last trip to the East Midlands was highly successful, Ming (Woofie is one of our best IMO). Make the journey up the M69 to Sherwood and I'm sure your fellow EMids punters can recommend some good ones that you haven't reviewed yet.

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I see your last trip to the East Midlands was highly successful, Ming (Woofie is one of our best IMO). Make the journey up the M69 to Sherwood and I'm sure your fellow EMids punters can recommend some good ones that you haven't reviewed yet.

Why thanks Mike  :drinks:

may well do that, haven't seen Woofie in a while and the talent in the WM is very poor at the moment.

Ming  :hi:

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+1.

Guys, if we were in Ming's (vomit covered) shoes and Marley asked for money, what would you have done? He paid £120 which I think we all agree was too much. Did she deserve anything at all?

Fair question

The one I would like peoples views on is whether they think she should have offered me a heavily discounted / free 1hr meet?

My thoughts were that taking into account that I had already paid £120 that she should have offered me an hour for £80 or better still nowt, since the punt went wrong due to no fault of mine.

Ming  :hi:

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Sound like you had not already paid up front, so it was the case of handing over cash. If it were me? Nothing. Not one penny. All politeness would have deserted me the moment the first pile of puke sluiced onto me. I would not be tempted to return either, even with a discounted / free hour because how can you get that image out of your mind?

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Sound like you had not already paid up front, so it was the case of handing over cash. If it were me? Nothing. Not one penny. All politeness would have deserted me the moment the first pile of puke sluiced onto me. I would not be tempted to return either, even with a discounted / free hour because how can you get that image out of your mind?

I know what you mean hamchang, but I have been doing this a looooong time, I have seen all kinds of things over the years, it takes a lot to make me squirm.

As for returning, well, I don't think she is a bad SP and her reviews indicate the type of meeting I enjoy, so I would have had no issues giving her second chance, but clearly I believe that second chance should be free or very heavily discounted.

Ming  :hi:

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The one I would like peoples views on is whether they think she should have offered me a heavily discounted / free 1hr meet?

My thoughts were that taking into account that I had already paid £120 that she should have offered me an hour for £80 or better still nowt, since the punt went wrong due to no fault of mine.


Never say never but I'd be surprised if any WG would give a free meet regardless of the situation but I agree she should offer you a discounted meet as it was down to her that the booking went badly wrong and even more so as you were good enough to give her £120 after what happened.



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Sorry about that one Ming I thought I'd had some terrible punts but Christ I think if she did that with my upchuck reflex I'd be puking as well could turn into some kind of puking orgy

The fact she still wanted paying is comical these girls really are deluded sometimes.

Offline dboy74

Fair question

The one I would like peoples views on is whether they think she should have offered me a heavily discounted / free 1hr meet?

My thoughts were that taking into account that I had already paid £120 that she should have offered me an hour for £80 or better still nowt, since the punt went wrong due to no fault of mine.

Ming  :hi:
Free punts are as common as rocking horse shit. However, I think a meet for £80 would have been fair.

Offline azrael

WOW, i was eager to hear how things went for ming with marley considering her positive review last time round.
Sorry to hear your punt didnt go the way you wanted ming, on a side note you have golden showers = watersports choclate pudding = hard sports what is vomit regarded as???  :drinks:

Offline Kendrig

The one I would like peoples views on is whether they think she should have offered me a heavily discounted / free 1hr meet?

Ming  :hi:
There is very little chance of getting a free booking.

IMO I reckon you should get a heavily discounted punt. I would settle for a 2 for 1.
2 hours for the price of one, with the agreement if she up chucks again, the booking is free, no funds paid till the end of the punt.

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WOW, i was eager to hear how things went for ming with marley considering her positive review last time round.
Sorry to hear your punt didnt go the way you wanted ming, on a side note you have golden showers = watersports choclate pudding = hard sports what is vomit regarded as???  :drinks:

It's called a Roman Shower....... bucket list ticked  :vomit:

Ming  :hi:

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'Just missing the last word, lol -- Ming the Merciless Made Magnificent Marley......

Offline BillyBackDoor

Thanks for the wonderful narrative Ming. Nicely entertaining rendition of a totally shit experience.

She was obviously confident of providing a good experience otherwise would have insisted of payment first.  Can't help but wonder what would have happened had that been the case.

I'm in agreement with others and don't think I would have paid her a thing.  She was being substantially renumerated to provide what she'd agreed to.  To put that in jeopardy by eating bloody goulash immediately before is at best thoughtless and at worst an utterly contemptible way to treat a client.

Good luck on your next one.

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Thanks Billy, it does sound funny now I read it all back......one for the punting memories  :(

Ming  :hi:

Offline dog999

Sounds like an expensive shit experience, any carrots come up?. Just thinking my last punt was in the Indian take-away, fuck me could have been a right mess!!.

Offline _Rust_

Thanks for the review Ming.

She's been on my hotlist but don't think I'll be bothering now especially at those prices and the mention of her tits going South.

I'd want her to blow me not blow chunks on me!

Hope the next one is better  :drinks:

Offline BarneyIn

Ming! 😂

You know what’s coming.

VOFTT.

Vomited on for the team.

Maybe we can start a collection of badges like in the scouts.

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Ming! 😂

You know what’s coming.

VOFTT.

Vomited on for the team.

Maybe we can start a collection of badges like in the scouts.

That's one badge I would have declined, unfortunately got it now  :dash:

Ming  :hi:

Offline bearcat69

Sorry for you misfortune Ming.

Not wanting to add to your misfortune or be flippant about it, but I have to say reading your review it sounded like you were fucking the girl from The Exorcist! :scare:

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I shall be bringing a cross and a copy of the Bible with me should I ever dare to punt this 'lovely lady' in the future. :sarcastic:

On a serious note though, what a disappointment. FFS. She looked and sounded so promising. As fun as this hobby can be, sometimes it just feels like, try as you might, you just can't win.

The young lady in question clearly needs to learn how to manage her diet and schedule more professionally. £200 per hour is a lot of money for a (supposedly) 20 year old girl to ask of punters for her then not take her job seriously.

Oh well, I suppose these things happen. Better luck out in your future punting endeavors. :hi:


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Seems Marley has signed up and self reviewed

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165430.new#new

 :lol:

Ming  :hi:

One of my spots, sorry you missed her or her pimp. 

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One of my spots, sorry you missed her or her pimp.

You have an eye for these things VW  :thumbsup:

Ming  :hi:

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You have an eye for these things VW  :thumbsup:

Ming  :hi:

Well i smelt your puke through the forum  :vomit: :vomit: , her positive so soon made me subliminally wretch then that aroused my suspicion.   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

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Shocking experience Ming, and I cannot believe the cheeky cow bag asked to be paid.

I'm really finding the attitude of the WG's piss poor at the moment, hardly any seem to take pride in their service.


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Shocking experience Ming, and I cannot believe the cheeky cow bag asked to be paid.

I'm really finding the attitude of the WG's piss poor at the moment, hardly any seem to take pride in their service.

Yes, and her response last night following a fake review on the Scottish board is even more deplorable.

AW email as follows:

Email    13/10/2017 23:45:00    MarleyMagnificent (313) Reply / All View Profile    Re: Meet arranged for tmorrow    14/10/2017 10:57:44       
   
I hear your obsessively writing of me online, it flatters me that you have put so much effort into writing your humorous story along with your other low life friends who cannot afford me- well done for making me laugh by the way!

I (fortunately) cannot access the site and only rely on print screens from clients and my other escorting friends to see what is going on (all of whom are laughing at you, not me).

I wouldn't ever want to see you so please refrain from your pathetic little posts that I will never see and do not care about. It makes me cringe that I ever responded to your messages. EW!

Lastly I didn't want to be mean but I couldn't care (like I already said)...Your personal hygiene was not spot on and you really aren't an attractive guy at all. You weren't blessed with good looks... plus the wrinkles, saggy leathery skin... I prefer to see guys 55 and below so I guess this didn't help either :( oh well... onwards and upwards for me! I'm still making in excess of £150,000 a year after tax unlike yourself. Tchau


Ming  :hi: