Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £50 for 30 mins (including DFK, OWO, deepthroating and sex). This price included a £10 discount due an offer on her profile for members of auto-censored (edit: the other North West site) throughout the month of September. Naturally, I didn’t mention UKP. I did actually join the auto-censored very recently (not because of her) but I haven’t posted at all (and indeed I didn’t offer to and she didn’t ask me). The owner of that site is a very dodgy pimp and is openly against punters (he thinks two wrongs make a right – see the “news” about discussing private lives), the site has vested interests (due to adverts and the owner being a pimp), seems very fluffy and is pretty dead now anyway.
If you look on there, Lauren is a member (she is here too actually) and over there she had many forum members fawning over her. Yet in all that time there’s not a single review about her. To be fair much of that time she was outcall only but she’s been doing incalls now for a good number of weeks so it’s still rather telling that her first review is on here.
Location: House in M6 between Salford Royal Hospital and the Tesco Extra in Salford. There was plenty of on-street parking (or at least there was during the weekday daytime). The house itself was perfectly fine, as was the shower and bed.
Looks: She’s actually very recently uploaded some pics that I think are even more misleading than the ones which were up when I saw her. The photos in her gallery which show her stomach are not accurate. They’re either old or she’s sucking her gut in (possibly both). It’s probably the latter though because otherwise it’s surprising she’s uploaded the new pics so recently (as that suggests they aren’t old).
At any rate, she has a large stomach and is generally a fairly big unit. I don’t mind that much but it was definitely not what I was expecting or wanting on this occasion. There's no chance she’s a size 12. She’s definitely around a size 16. Perhaps there's a fairly small chance she is actually a size 14 due to her short height.
Facially, she was disappointing and didn’t look that great. I do think her stated age of 32 seems accurate (I’d say early-mid 30s). Despite her pictures, her tits are actually disappointingly small compared to the rest of her, particularly her stomach. She has a big arse, which is actually fairly well represented in some of her pics. Overall, disappointing and not what I expected from her pics.
Service: Excellent DFK and plenty of it. Very good OWO with plenty of deepthroating too (despite me not asking). She did seem to be at her limit with me (I’m an average size) as she gagged a few times but she got all the way down and I definitely commend her for her great effort. Very enthusiastic sex in a variety of positions.
Overall: Great service and attitude. Let down by her misleading pics and below-average looks.
I enjoyed myself to be honest but I doubt I’d return on the basis that I can find similarly sized girls with similar service but better looks (i.e. tits and face). English Harriet springs to mind.
This is a harsh review but it’s honest and it’s as accurate as possible. It is simply unacceptable for her pics to be so misleading. It’s not an absolutely huge margin but it is very noticeable. As such, while she was a good shag, she was a bit disappointing, hence the neutral. Nonetheless, with Tontober around the corner, she is a good potential candidate if you're fine with the caveats above.
