Chinese Massage, Chingford, 56 Chingford Mount Road

[Topmanhardon]

My first review folks!

Visited this place about 6 weeks ago.  Felt really horny so as this is local, called to see if they offered happy ending. Lady said ask the girl when you get massage.
Paid £40 for half hour massage but as I was in a hurry, when I met the girl, I didn't bother with the massage. Her teeth were yellow and slightly off putting but she was willing so I asked her to suck my cock without. She obliged for an additional £40.  Technique was not too bad but She was not willing to swallow unless I pulled out more cash.. which I did not want to do.

Nevertheless, after a fifteen minutes of cock sucking, she rubbed me off. Nothing special and I showered and off I went.

Nothing special but does the job if you want to blow your load. I reckon she would fuck if you are willing to pay more.

Skinny, around 5"6, 32-34c breasts.. around 4/5 out of 10 for looks. 

Would I return? I heard of a similar place on Leytonstone High Road. Will need to check them out before I can answer.

[sparkus]

This is Golden Herbs, with a sister shop in Leytonstone. 

Any danger of her name, Mr First Review?

[Topmanhardon]

Sorry mate. No idea. 

[sparkus]

It seems this place has had a refurb as it now resembles more a 'massage' joint than a 'herbs' shop-type TCM.  The sister shop in Leytonstone is still very 'medicinal' and focused on acupuncture/quackery treatments.

The Chingford one is now also very no pretence, two older Chinese birds cooing 'Massage?' at you on entry.  The previous set-up/staff were coy about extras and wore white doctor coats etc. (until I took it off, arf!)

[gagglez]

You payed £80 for a blow job? 

[Hootie15]

My first review folks!

Visited this place about 6 weeks ago.  Felt really horny so as this is local, called to see if they offered happy ending. Lady said ask the girl when you get massage.

Its not usually a good idea to phone and ask if they do happy endings

They will say no on the phone to a stranger but probably will do it when you get there

Just for future reference

[sparkus]

You payed £80 for a blow job? 

OP did, not me.

On the phone question, a no-brainer really.  But this place really does seem to be aimed at ready rub and tug these days.