External Link/Members OnlyThis review is about a girl with a dick. If that's not your thing, you can stop reading now.BackgroundThis took place a few months back, so apologies for the lack of detail. Not that it really matters, as you'll come to see below.
This was my first experience with a TS. I knew I was interested as I watch quite a lot of TS porn, so I wanted to experience it for myself at least once.
As one might expect, TS WGs are rare, and at the time TS reviews here on UKP were very few and far between (seems to be a bit better now), to the point where I decided to TOFTT and go for one without UKP reviews. I felt Bianca Hills was more likely to be a good choice as she's a well-known pornstar with various movies available (some of them I had already watched, even), so it's not like I was going completely at random.
CommsGreat. Booked her 24 hours in advance via text. Reasonable response time. Nothing out of the ordinary.
LocationA bedroom in a flat close to Green Park station. Good location; very central.
LooksThe only positive aspect of this punt. She looks stunning (significantly better than the photos on her profile). Full package: nice body, face, ass, and breasts. She was wearing very nice, sophisticated lingerie.
Her dick is big, as her profile photo shows. Really big. Seeing that quickly got my juices flowing, as big shemale dicks really turn me on. Especially since she has no problem going fully erect. However the sheer size turned out to be a problem during oral, see below.
Services£150 for 30 minutes. Services delivered: FK, OWO (me receiving, don't remember if she received too), anal (her receiving)
She greeted me mostly on time (10 minutes late), but the good part of the story ends here. Everything that followed was a shit show, and by far my worst punting experience ever. I guess that's what you get for going to people with no reviews.
We started talking a bit (she doesn't speak very good English, but it was workable). Then we started kissing (no DFK though). Now at this point I could already notice a few red flags: she seemed very distracted and was looking at her phone. At some point she stopped to do stuff with her phone (?!) for quite a long time (it was at least a few minutes), while I was there on the side of the bed, waiting. She did that multiple times, which was quite annoying and frustrating. At some point, before we had even started doing anything besides FK, she left the room(?!) for a good 30 MINUTES(?!!!), leaving me once again hanging, alone, in her bedroom.
She then came back and apologized (no shit). At that point I knew this was not going to end well - her mind was clearly elsewhere and it looked like I was bothering her more than anything else. Nevertheless, I had already paid and was still entitled to my 30 minutes. I decided to proceed anyway, because let's face it, her body makes you think twice before leaving.
I started sucking her cock (OWO, me receiving). Or at least I tried. Her cock is quite big, and my jaw does not have infinite extension. While I was struggling with that huge throbbing dick, instead of trying to help me, she complained multiple times that I was hurting her with my teeth. Now that might indeed have been my fault, but I had told her at the beginning that it was my first experience with a TS, so that was to be expected. Instead of trying to get me to relax or help the situation, she was literally
yelling and complaining the entire time.
Obviously I quickly put an end to the blowjob after that. Then I proceeded to fuck her in the ass, hoping that would make things better. It didn't, because by that point, things were going so badly that I was turned off and had difficulty keeping it up - indeed I don't find interacting with a negative-minded, uninterested, unenthusiastic WG particularly arousing. While I was trying to fuck her I (finally!) got a few words of encouragement, but it was too little, too late. Anxious to get out of this horrible situation, I pulled out and jerked myself off on top of her. That wasn't too difficult as having a full view of her amazing body helped. Still felt pretty pathetic though. In the end I came inside the condom and got the hell out of dodge.
ConclusionAVOID. This was a pretty bad experience that left me a bit psychologically scarred for a while. The only positives were that the girl was aesthetically stunning, and the comms went okay. Everything else went terribly wrong. She was bitchy, angry-sounding, distracted, and not into it at all, going so far as to leave me alone in the room for a full half hour to do who knows what. And she's expensive on top of that. From her AdultWork profile it looks like she is now inactive, which is great - maybe she realized that this line of work wasn't for her. I am posting this review nonetheless as a cautionary tale in case she resurfaces.
If you're looking for a great TS experience, you would be much better off with
DaniGirl_TS for example. My
experience with her was the polar opposite of this one.
