Author Topic: Laura Zen Massage Upminster  (Read 2368 times)

Offline dieseldriver

No need to post a link. Been reviewed many times.

Anyway, after that asshole xxMassageQueenxx leaving me sitting in my car without any contact, Called Zen. Was told we have three girls here. One European, the others Chinese. Asked the names of the Chinese, but didn't recognize  them? So opted for pot luck.

On arrival was given Laura. A spitting image of Sofie, a girl I have reviewed. So for an extra £40 I got B2B and HJ. Very pleasant, good English, lots of light touches to my balls while laying on my front. Wouldn't do OWO or fuck. She said her pussy couldn't take more than one cock a day, so its a no for everybody. But saying that, she said no condoms as usually don't fuck. Going on to say we will talk about it next time. So may get lucky?

Now here's the embarrassing bit. The £100 I had for xxMassageQueenxx was left in the car. So when opened my wallet, only £25. At his point I was shocked, thinking there the fuck has my money gone? I told her I'll go to the nearest cashpoint and get the extra £15. She settled for the £25 and a handful of loose change I had. Saying I can give it to her next time. Very nice about it too. Low and behold, as I was pulling away from Zen spotted something down between the handbrake and seat. My missing £100! Will I return and give her the extra £15? Yes. Zen is a place I feel comfortable in......
« Last Edit: September 23, 2017, 09:52:42 am by dieseldriver »

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I too have seen Laura at Zen.  Pretty without being a stunner, would say mid 30's.  Excellent English and very friendly.

Very good massage and after the usual touches told me to turn over and gave very enjoyable HE.  Finished with a head and foot massage (not at the same time  :D).  £20 extra for that, next time will go for the B2B and based on the comments above see if there are any extras available.

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I too have seen Laura at Zen.  Pretty without being a stunner, would say mid 30's.  Excellent English and very friendly.

Very good massage and after the usual touches told me to turn over and gave very enjoyable HE.  Finished with a head and foot massage (not at the same time  :D).  £20 extra for that, next time will go for the B2B and based on the comments above see if there are any further extras available.
Meant £20 for HE of course.  B2B would have been £40 on top of base £45 for massage.

Offline Mij

Just checking....is Laura same as Lauren who also works here??

Offline dieseldriver

Just checking....is Laura same as Lauren who also works here??

Could be? Her English not so good. Told her I'm Adam, but started calling me Allen!

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Meant £20 for HE of course.  B2B would have been £40 on top of base £45 for massage.

Yes, £40 on top of the £45. When I asked for a fuck next time, she said we will talk about it? So I'm guessing its £60 on top of the £45? The £60 was mentioned when discussing extra's. If I get B2B thrown in, have to see about that?

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Could be? Her English not so good. Told her I'm Adam, but started calling me Allen!

Based on that assume not the same.  Laura's English was excellent when I saw her.

Offline dieseldriver

Based on that assume not the same.  Laura's English was excellent when I saw her.

Probabely is the same. Yes, her English was good, but I would't call it excellent. Although she did understand blow job, suck, and fuck!. As well as how much she wants for extra's.

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Probabely is the same. Yes, her English was good, but I would't call it excellent. Although she did understand blow job, suck, and fuck!. As well as how much she wants for extra's.
Maybe but a report on Lauren said English not so good.....

Anyway I can’t go back for another couple of months when working in the area.  Look forward to further reports of Laura and how you get on.

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Maybe but a report on Lauren said English not so good.....

Anyway I can’t go back for another couple of months when working in the area.  Look forward to further reports of Laura and how you get on.

Its probabely Lauren, not Laura. Lauren has a review on another post. Matched what I thought was Laura. Her English is good, but muddled some words. Whereas some might say her English excellent, others might have a different opinion?